Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

Minutes later in the library
Twy sits holding a cold compress to her head

Twylight: They got Fray.
Matt: Then we’ve got to find her.
Twylight: I already know where they're taking her. I read a pm earlier saying they're going to kill the next girl in the auditorium.
Matt: It doesn’t make sense. Why would those guys do this? And Cconn..killing Dbella?
Twylight: They sounded like they’d been brainwashed.
Daisy: Pack for weapons. We’re going there and taking him out.
Matt: I don’t get what would drive a person to do something so sick.


Hype High Auditorium
Fray lays chained to an altar on the stage,and slowly comes to

Fray: So I’m guessing you guys aren’t doing this for extra credit. Whats the angle?
Cconn: The angle is freedom. Freedom for hatred, and war, and violence. All the things you represent.
Fray: You barely know me.
Cconn: I don’t have to. He’s been watching you. He told us about how sinful you were, and now he will bring us peace.
Fray: Did he also tell you to kill your girlfriend?
Cconn: Dbella was impure. Tainted. As much as it pained me, I had to do what I knew in my heart was right.
Fray: The great one? So you mean you aren’t behind all this? That’s just dandy.
Cconn: I could never hope to achieve the enlightenment and brilliance our leader has.
Hoodedguy1: Yet you try. And trying to achieve excellence is whats most important. Hold onto your faith, young Cconn, and it will bring you closer to love.
Fray: Love that kills. Poetic, but ultimately it’ll lead to jail time.
Hoodedguy1: The heathen awakens.
Fray: Yeah, been awake. Though I’m kinda glad you guys tranq’d me. I feel rested.
Hoodedguy1: Good. because it’s almost time for your final nap.
Fray: Whatever. Just try not to be too loud when I’m sleeping.
Hoodedguy1: This is a sleep you will not awake from, my dear.
Fray: That’s lovely. I’m going to be gutted by a Lord of the Rings reject.
Hoodedguy1: *shakes head* Insolent ****e. You lay here wondering why we chose you. The truth of the matter is you chose yourself. I have been watching you, and from the moment you arrived I knew you’d be trouble. And you did not disappoint.
Fray: What can I say, I aim to please.
Hoodedguy1: And you shall please us all.
Fray: erm....not exactly what I expected.
Hoodedguy1: You shall please us by dying.
Fray: That’s a relief
Hoodedguy1: You run about here spreading your hatred. Your thirst for violence. Now you must pay for your crimes. Humanity will benefit greatly from your loss. When your blood is spilled, the final step in the sacred ritual will make this place holy again. It shall protect us all from the ungodly ones.Three heathens. One mission.
Fray: Which is?
Hoodedguy1:*raises his voice* To free us from damnation! To strike fear into the hearts of the sinners and the loveless ones!!! Your death will mark the beginning of a new era….

The others step back as the man removes the hood,in dramatic fashion,revealing his true identity.

TheExalted: ….An ERA OF PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Twy, Daisy, and Matt move towards the auditorium, each carrying a weapon. Twy with an axe,Daisy with a sword, and Matt with a halberd.

Matt: You sure you're up for this Twy?
Twylight: I’m fine.
Matt: Not reading any pms?
Twylight: Nope.
Daisy: Shhh! We want to catch them by surprise.
Matt: So is this going to be a weekly thing?
Daisy What?
Matt: Is someone gonna have to be rescued every week?I mean,I’m into the whole hero thing,but when are we gonna fight an ubertroll or something?
Daisy:……
Twylight:…….
Matt: I’ll shut up now.
Twylight: How exactly is this going to work?
Daisy: We run in and stop them from killing Fray.
Matt: Sounds like a plan.
Twylight: Not a very good one.

they arrive at the auditorium entrance to find that the doors are all locked

Daisy: Darn it! We’ll have to find another way in. Hopefully Fray will buy herself some time.
Twylight: You go ahead, I think I can work to get this door open.


Back in the auditorium..

Fray: Hey, don’t I know you?
The Exalted: Probably. I’ve starred in many hit Broadway plays.
Fray: No..not from there.
The Exalted: Uh, I also had a cameo in Gigli.
Fray: Wait. Now I remember you. You’re that drama teacher that got fired last week for smacking Kipobe with a fish? Is that what this is all about?
The Exalted: The fool was planning on canceling our annual school play!!!It was a masterpiece I tell you!A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!
Fray: Yea,that’s nice. Still don’t get why that’s an excuse for murdering the students.
The Exalted: I didn’t murder anybody. My loyal followers are the ones with blood on their hands.
Fray: Why?
Cconn: In order to achieve greatness, one must make a leap of faith.
Fray: A leap that involves killing your friends?
Cconn: She had it coming. Her ways were corrupt, and impure. She relied on vengeance, and hatred. It was too late to let peace into her heart. It’d already been turned to stone.
Fray: That’s bull****. You killed the one person who was willing to do anything for you. She didn’t have it coming. You took an innocent life, and now you’ll have to pay for it.
Cconn: And whose gonna do that,you? Your little cabal of misfits? They will be purged off their hatred soon enough. When you die, peace and love will enter the hearts of everyone in this school.
The Exalted: That’s enough now Cconn. You’re hogging my spotlight.
Cconn: Sorry sir.
The Exalted: It’s fine. Now go out and make sure we don’t have any uninvited guests in our ceremony.
Cconn: yes sir. *leaves*
Fray: How’d you do it?
The Exalted: Do what?
Fray: How’d you manage to get all these people to follow you?
The Exalted: My natural charisma, combined with a great acceptance of the truth of matters allowed me to open the minds of these bright individuals, and allow peace and love to enter their hearts.
Fray: Hmm…I’m thinking mind-control.
The Exalted: *sneers* Only the faithless would speak with such cynicism.
Fray: Don't hear you denying it.
The Exalted: Speak no further, loveless one. You cannot pierce me with your serpent tongue.
Fray: You were tired of people not listening to you, so you decided to spread your idiotic message by controlling their minds. They only joined the happy meal bandwagon because you forced them to. And now theyre all your slaves. Convenient, isn't it? Being as powerless as you are, it makes sense to have a small army of psychotic stepfords behind you.
The Exalted: SILENCE!!!!!!!!
Fray: Just goes to show how far a loser is willing to go to get attention. It’s a shame. Maybe if Mommy gave you some of that peace and love you’ve been craving all your life, you wouldn’t be trying to force it on the sane members of society.
The Exalted: SOCIETY IS NOT SANE!!!! YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE HATRED AND SUFFERING IS THE MAINSTAY. HOW SANE ARE YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR VIOLENCE, AND DEBAUCHERY. ONLY PEACE AND LOVE CAN SAVE YOU!!! AND IF YOU DON”T WANT IT, THEN I WILL FORCE IT INTO YOU!!!!THE WORLD SHALL CHRISTEN ME ITS SAVIOR, WHEN I FREE YOU ALL FROM THE CHAINS OF WAR!!!
Fray: Let me guess. By controlling our minds, perhaps? Sounds like you're exchanging one chain for another.
The Exalted: You could never understand, heathen. Peace and Love is the only way.
Fray: God, what is with you freaks and youre obsessive beliefs? There is no one way.That isn’t how the world works. You can’t win by forcing your beliefs onto other people.
The Exalted: Oh, but I can.

 

[Abaddon]

Exalted grins and steps back. Fray watches on, still struggling to get out of her chains. Exalted pulls the rope on the curtain revealing a large fountain shaped liked a flower.

The Exalted: When you’re blood is spilled on the altar,the protection ritual will be complete.
Fray: You better hope that’s protection from me,drama queen.
The Exalted: Protection from violence.Once the process has begun the school will be sanctified.No one will be able to harm any other person.Trolls,and flamers will be powerless.And once this done,I will release my love mist,that will allow all the newly peaceful posters to better accept my offering of love.
Fray: So the online dating thing didn’t work for you,I guess.
The Exalted: You’re words will not deter me. *pulls out a dagger* My mist will do as it did to my loyal followers.It will open their minds to love.That is the only way to freedom.
Fray: What about the freedom of choice?
The Exalted: They have the choice now to either love a little,or to love a lot.I devoted my life to peace and love,and now everyone will be able to share in my content.What you don’t seem to get is that,we are doing this for the greater good.
Fray: No,you’re doing this because you don’t respect anyone else’s beliefs,or right to choose what they feel is right and wrong.That doesn’t make you a savior.It makes you a self-righteous bigot.
The Exalted: I respect you’re right to believe that.And now I am going to kill you.


Exalted approaches her menacingly when suddenly,Matt and Daisy storm in through the side entrance

Daisy: Not if we can help it.

Outside the Auditorium main entrance
Twy focuses, trying to break the door open through sheer force of will. She closely her eyes tightly for several seconds, before giving up, and decides to go for a more practical approach,and starts hacking away at the door with her weapon. Just as she seems to have managed to break the door apart, Cconn appears holding a cleaver.

Cconn: You just can’t stop Nancy Drew-ing can you?
Twylight: Nancy Drew never had an ax. *she turns holding the ax menacingly*
Cconn:


auditorium

The Exalted: How nice.A former coworker,come to witness the beginning of a NEW AGE! *points to fountain* So what do you think?
Daisy: A little over-the-top.
The Exalted: It’s not that big.
Daisy: I meant you.
The Exalted: EVISCERATE THEM!!!!!!
Daisy: See what I mean?

the members leap out at Daisy swinging their knives, but Daisy is unimpressed. With her years of experience with swords and tae bo ,she easily schools the young assassins in the matters of as kicking. Meanwhile Matt uses his halberd to free Fray from her chains

Matt: it’s a shame.I always wondered what it’d be like to have a chick tied up.
Fray: It’d be a lot like having my foot in your ass.

the reunion is interrupted then by Spoons and Bored who knock Matt out cold

Fray: Hey! I was gonna do that!

 

[Abaddon]

Back in the hallway Cconn backs away from Twy with a look of terror in his eyes

Twylight: What’s the matter?Did you expect to take some defenseless girl?Did you expect me to kill me like you killed Dbella?
Cconn: Look,you don’t want to do this.Allow peace and love to enter your heart and purify your soul.
Twylight: I’ll have time for peace and love,when people like you are locked up in jail.
Cconn: Twy,come on.You’re not really going to hurt me.
Twylight: You’re right.I’m not going to hurt you.
Cconn: Good.
Twylight: The axe is.

with a turn and a quick thrust Twy nails Cconn in the head with the handle of the axe,knocking him out

Twylight: ^__^ ! *runs into the auditorium*

back on the stage, Fray gets done taking down Spoons, and finishes with a swift kick to the temple. Powderman tries to jump her from behind but finds his face colliding her fist Batman style

Powderman: Ow. *collapses*

Twy runs down the aisle toward the stage to find only Daisy Fray and Exalted left standing.

The Exalted: You cannot defeat me.The POWER OF PEACE AND LOVE SHALL RISE ABOVE ALL--
Fray: Oh,shut up.I’ve heard enough of your speechifying for one night.

Exalted goes into a fit of rage and runs at Fray with the dagger.She yawns and easily dodges his swings,before punching him hard in the face.

The Exalted: Ack!! Oh happy dagger,why hast thou betrayed me?!!!!!
Fray: Can the thespian act,you’re done.Over.Fin.
The Exalted: This can’t be.Peace and love will triumph…I swear it.
Fray: You say you devoted your life to peace and love?Well let me reintroduce you to violence.

Fray attacks Exalted with a barrage of punches and kicks.She slams his head onto the floor and continues to pummel him for several minutes.


Daisy: Um..Fray.
Twylight: I think she’s gone.
Daisy: Fray!!
Fray: What?!
Daisy: Its over.You can stop now.
Fray: Oh,right. *stands* Just one thing though *sends a hard kick to his testes* End scene.


A half hour later the followers of exalted are being escorted into a paddy wagon,while The Exalted follows behind being thrown into a police car by Officer Jonty.

The Exalted: Yes I did it.TO FREE YOU ALL FROM HATE!!
Officer Jonty: That’s enough there,buddy.You aren’t winning an Oscar for this.Besides,theyre wont be any complaining where youre going.

Jonty gets into the drivers seat and gives a sinister smirk as he glimpses at a Bison shaped air freshener

The Exalted: I would’ve gotten away with it too,if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!

Matt: Think he means us.
Twylight: How nice for him.
Fray: Whats going to happen to the love groupies?
Daisy: Detective Flass just told me they're being taken to detox to get that mist out of their system.I’m not sure if anyones going to press charges.
Matt: it’s a shame.Those guys didn’t even realize how wrong they were.Must suck to have to realize you killed innocent people for the sake of something you don’t even believe in.
Twylight: Poor Cconn.
Fray: Bet you weren’t thinking that when you knocked him out.
Twylight: Oh,you heard about that,eh?
Fray: Nothing makes me prouder.
Twylight: Guess now you’ll lay off the whole keeping me on the sidelines thing.
Fray: Guess I’ll have to.You’re the big hero now.
Twylight: I wouldn’t go that far.But I did kick some major booty.
Fray: Too bad you were sick earlier.
Twylight: I’m feeling better.That drink you gave me cured me right up.Tasted pretty bad though.For a second I could've sworn it smelled like urine.
Fray: *laughs nervously* Yeah…like urine.

Fray,Matt,and Daisy give each other a look and walk away.Twylight follows


Twylight: Hey! Wait up.What is the “purging fluid of the troll” anyway?
Matt: ….
Twylight: Come,on. Tell me.
Daisy: So,what are we doing after this?
Matt: I think I’ll get ready for the costume party Friday.
Daisy: Sounds like plan.
Twylight: What are hiding?I hate it when you guys don’t tell me anything.
Fray: I’ll tell you something.Long ago,before time was even officially established, powerful beings roamed the message boards….






END

 

[Abaddon]

Hype High.

Doc Ock: Right,you are Silver S.Now,can you tell me the exact cost of damages done to a city,if say,an electric generator would the size of an elephant exploded?
Silver S: Well,wouldn’t that depend on where it exploded?
Doc Ock yes,yes.Now..*pauses and holds his head*
Silver S: is something wrong?
Doc Ock: I can’t see you.
Silver S: What? *stands and walks over to him* Are you feeling well?Should I call the nurse?
the students exchange perplexed expressions
Doc Ock: Stay away!
Silver S: I’ll just go get her.
Doc Ock: I said stay AWAY!!!!!!!! *he smacks Silver S across the room with his tentacle*
the students stand with horrified expressions.A few go over to check on Silver S,as Doc Ock knocks over his desk
Jasmine: I knew I should’ve dropped this class.
Andrew: Somebody call the principal!!
Doc Ock: Shut your sniveling mouths!!!*his upper-right tentacle latches itself to Hunter rider’s face*You’re all I see now.All your invitations.I want no part of it.You hear me?NO PART!!!!!!!
Nicklogic,Venom_Uk,and Venomspits try to restrain him.Doc Ock easily throttle’s all three of them,catching them in his tentacles as the fall
Doc Ock: You think you can control me?!!I don’t want you!!!!!*tightens his grip on all four*Now,I’ll have to teach you all a lesson.
Doc ock starts violently beating the students with the other four he has in each tentacle.Bloodied bodies,tentacles,and limbs are seen flying through the air.The walls are painted red with blood,and Doc Ock lets out a bone-chilling scream

Cut to opening credits

Fray Ok

Daisy

Matt

Herr Logan

Twylight

Gunblade

Written and created by: Abaddon




Episode 3: In This Guise

 

[Abaddon]

Fray and Twylight walk to school carrying Frappecinno’s.


Twylight: You sure it we should’ve stopped at that Cyber Café before school?
Fray: My late pass will say no. But my stomach says yes.
Twylight: I feel so trendy and smug.
Fray: That's satisfaction. The only kind you get from expensive coffee. You feel any side-effects from the antidote?
Twylight: No. But I can’t get that taste out of my mouth. Hence,why I agreed to the frappecinno.
Fray: Yeah,well I’ve heard piss leaves a bad taste in your mouth.But then again,I was never interested in that whole golden shower thing.
Twylight: What?!!
Fray: Wait,look.

Fray stops and points a group of police cars parked outside of the school.

Fray: Never a dull moment here in Hype,now is there?


Hype High School Library
Daisy stands by a table,conversing with a detective when Fray and Twy enter

Daisy: I don’t know.He was always very kind and very polite.I just don’t understand where this kind of behavior could’ve come from?
Detective Flass: Well,thank you for your time,ma’m
Daisy: Is he going to be arrested?
Detective Flass: We have him restrained at the moment,and he’s going to the hospital soon after for a psych evaluation.This guys got quite a few screws loose.Don’t worry though.This kind of thing happens a lot.A guy get stressed out by his job,and finally has a violent breakdown.We’ll take care of it.You just make sure the students feel safe.
Daisy: You mean the ones that aren’t dead,or mutilated?
Detective Flass: Yup. *tips his hat* Take care

The Detective leaves brushing by Twy and Fray who look on stunned.Officer Elmo stands waiting outside the door for Flass.


Twylight: Who had a breakdown?
Daisy: Doc Ock.
Twylight: No.
Fray: Hmm,I had Coach Brodiebruce in mind.
Twylight: What happened?
Daisy: He lost it.Attacked his entire Ockonomics class.
Fray: That’s insane.
Daisy: That’s Hype
Twylight: So,what do we do about it?
Daisy: Nothing,right now its out of our hands.
Twylight: Are you sure he wasn’t possessed by a troll or something?
Daisy: All I know is that a good man may lose his job today,over an incident that should’ve never happened. *turns and goes into the back room*
Fray: She seemed really upset.
Twylight: Well,a lot of the teachers here are friends.Daisy and Doc Ock,used to hang out when they were young,along with LarryLegend and some others.Used to be a group who called themselves The TB.
Fray: Tuberculosis?
Twylight: The True Believers.
Fray: How do you know all this?
Twylight:Their band used to play at the SHH Night Club.And I used to be a part of their comic book club.
Fray: Why’d they stop?
Twylight: Things got bad.A lot people got addicted to spam.Eventually it became something entirely different then what they originally started with.It was a crazy time.
Fray: Interesting..
Twylight: Yeah I g--

Twy is cut off by the sounds of screaming in the hallway.She and Fray run out to see whats going on and find Officer Elmo wildly pointing the gun.

Detective Flass: Put the gun down officer.
Officer Elmo: Theyre everywhere.**** !THEYRE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Detective Flass: Just calm down/
Officer Elmo: SHUT UP!!!!

Elmo starts shooting randomly hitting Flass in the arm once with a bullet,and taking out Flexo and the incredible spork.The other students scatter

Officer Elmo: Stay away,all of you!!!!!!!

Fray acts quickly,cart wheeling towards Elmo,and knocking the gun out his hands

Officer Elmo: You told me to shoot the ninja damnit!!!!!

Fray engages in hand-to-hand combat with the crazed Elmo,getting the upper hand and delivering a disabling blow to the neck

Detective Flass: *on the walkie talkie* Send in some men and an ambulance in here now.Shots fired!I repeat shots fired!!!!!

minutes later in the school entrance.Elmo is seen being pulled away, strapped tightly to a rolling bed.

Fray: What the hell was that?
Twylight: Apparently Doc Ocks not the only one losing his mind.
Fray: *sighs* Only in Hype.
Twylight: You don’t think this might be a troll or spammer related incident do you?
Fray: I don’t know.

Matt approaches,and Toven‘s crew stand against the wall not giving a damn

Matt: Wassup guys?
Twylight: Nothin….aside from random shooting,and the student mauling.
Matt: Odd.
Fray: Odd doesn’t even begin to describe it.What was he yelling about?
Twylight: Something about ninja’s I think.
Fray: Well,theyre taking him to the hospital.I think I might follow.Just to see whats up.
Twylight: We should pick up some weapons.Might be dangerous.
Matt: I can drive us there.
Fray: Matt,you stay where its safe.
Matt: In the corner while you fight?
Fray: No,at the library,while you read.
Matt: That’s not fair.I want in on the action.
Fray: You had enough action a few days ago,when we were at that Church.
Twylight: And when we were trying to stop Exalted and his goons from turning the world into a detergent commercial.
Matt: I helped stop ‘em didn’t I?
Fray: Yeah,you did a real good job of hitting their fists with your face.
Twylight: Really,Matt.You should stay and help out Daisy.
Matt: Funny how you’re suddenly ready to push me out of the inner circle,when just a few days ago you weren’t in it.
Fray: Twy proved herself.You didn’t.
Matt: I’m not going to sit around researching some stupid case.I want in on the action.
Twylight: We’re not even sure of whats going on.
Matt: Then there’s only one person who can help us…



Cut to Hype hallway,a tall handsome young man enters through the doors.He is dressed in a sexy Italian outfit,that compliments his bluging muscles and excellent pecs.His smooth silky hair,hangs down to his shoulders and with a quick smile of his pearly white teeth,he melts the heart of every person standing nearby



Toven: Hello salty goodness.
CLW: I’d hit it!
Fray: Who…is….that?
Matt: Only the greatest poster to ever walk the earth.
Fray: What’s his name?
Twylight: His name is Caretaker.

 

[The Joker]

Ockonomics class?? LMFAO!

Awesome,awesome stuff.I smacked Silver S.Ooooh that's bad She'll forgive me in time

Speaking of whom I need to direct them to this thread.They'll get a right kick out of this

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: Why haven’t I ever seen him?
Matt: You must’ve been blind.How could miss the guy with the biggest post count ever recorded in Hype High history?

Caretaker struts down the hallway,and stops by Twy


Caretaker: Hey.
Twylight: *giggles* Heeeyy.

*twirls her hair around her finger*
Caretaker:How you been?
Twylight: Good…really good.
Caretaker: Nice to hear.
Caretaker: *looks to Fray* Who’s your friend here?
Twylight: What friend?
Fray: Me.Hi I’m Fray.
Caretaker: Nice to meet you,Fray. *winks*
Fray: Likewise.

Caretaker: So,you guys just hanging out here?
Matt: Well,actually we were hoping you could help us with--

Matt is shoved aside mid-sentence by Toven


Toven: Hey hot stuff.
Caretaker: Hey Toven.
Toven: What are you doing later?
Caretaker: Um..I think I’ll probably go to the costume party tonight.
Toven: Who are you going as?
Caretaker: Haven’t really decided yet.
Toven: Well let me know.Maybe we can go together.
Caretaker: yeah,maybe.Listen I’ve got to go to gym.So I’ll see you guys later.Bye..

Caretaker nods and continues walking as the others look on in awe.Only Fray doesn‘t appear to be as greatly affected by his prescence.She turns to Toven with a look of disdain

Fray: Nice job interrupting.
Toven: Excuse me.Who gave you permission to exist?
Matt: Same guy who shaves your back,Tovy.
Toven: ugh..whatever.

Toven runs after Caretaker,hoping to walk him to class.


Fray: Well,Matt.Your plan sure backfired.You might as well called up Logan again.
Matt: It was Tovens fault.We’ll get another chance to ask him.
Fray: Aside from the good looks,and charm how exactly is this guy going to help us?
Twylight: Did you hear the way he said my name?It just sounded so amazing coming from his lips. *sighs deep*
Fray: You’ve got it bad.
Matt: Can you blame her?Caretakers like royalty.Every guy wants to be him.Every girl wants to be with him.And every guy wants to do him.
Fray: uh,repeat the last part.
Twylight: You just don’t understand Fray.We’ve known him longer.But don’t worry,maybe you’ll get the chance to speak to him again.
Fray: He seems like a nice guy and all.Not to mention the hotty factor,but I just don’t see how he’ll be useful.
Matt: *turns to Twy* Wanna go smell his locker?
Twylight: Sure. ^__^.

Twy and Matt scamper off leaving Fray perplexed.


Cut to Library
Daisy looks through some random books when Larrylegend steps in

Larrylegend: Busy?
Daisy: Huh?Oh,no.Not at all.
Larrylegend: Just got in,and I heard about the Ock thing.
Daisy: Yeah,its something.
Larrylegend: Thought you might need some company.
Daisy: I’m fine.There are no tears to shed right now.I just want to figure out what happened.
Larrylegend: I think you need a break.Wanna go get some coffee?I hear they’ve replaced the old machine.It actually taste good now.
Daisy: Larry…
Larrylegend: Come,on.Just for old time sake.
Daisy: *sighs* Alright.
Larrylegend: Great.

Daisy drops the books on the table and leaves with LL

 

[POWdER-man]

"back on the stage,Fray gets done beating up Drakon, and finishes with a swift kick to the temple.Powderman tries to jump her from behind but finds his face colliding her fist Batman style

Powderman: Ow. *collapses*"

Man that was short lived....I need a better agent, I can't accept these brief cameos anymore.....

 

[Abaddon]

Larrylegend: So,you still on chaperone duty for tonight?
Daisy: Kipobe cancelled the party this morning.After the uh..incident.
Larrylegend: Didn’t you hear?Party’s cancelled in the school,but the proprietor at the Shh Night Club is allowing the students to go there.
Daisy: Really?
Larryelgend: Yup.
Daisy: You’d think he would’ve sent out a memo,or made an announcement.
Larrylegend: In case you didn’t notice,ou boss is kind of impulsive.Not to mention the fact that the speakers don’t work in the library.
Daisy: Oh.
Larrylegend: You should get out of there more often.
Daisy: I’m a busy woman.
Larrylegend: Lots of world-saving stuff to do?
Daisy: That and making sure these kids return thei schools books.
Larrylegend: I remember a time when we’d just hang out,without worrying about the rest of the world.
Daisy: I miss that.
Larrylegend: Maybe you and I should reform the TB,just for old time’s sake.
Daisy: That’d be nice…but I can’t keep my focus off the matters at hand.Its hard to have fun when there’s danger at every turn.
Larrylegend: Understandable, but even so,I’d like to see you when youre not hiding behind a book.
Daisy: Can’t think of anything that would stop me.

a pumpkin bomb is thrown out of a room and drops on the floor beside them

Daisy: GET DOWN!

Daisy shoves LL a few feet away,and dives in the other direction.The bomb explodes in them,and they both turn to see where it came from

Wareagle: *steps out of the room* Keep away!!!I told you to keep away!!!!!!!!
Larryelegend: ‘Eagle what the hell?!
Wareagle: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

he moves to throw another pumpkin bomb at him,but Daisy firmly holds his arm.

Wareagle: Get off of me!!!
Daisy: “Eagle,listen.Somethings happening to you, so just try and stay focused.
Wareagle: Theyre everywhere!
Daisy: Calm down.
Wareagle: I can’t take it!!!

Wareagle grabs Daisy by the hair and smacks her head against the wall.Then he takes a pumpkin bomb in his hand and stuffs it in his mouth

Larrylegend: Eagle don’t!!!!
Wareagle: Nf mfr!!!

Eagle closes his eyes and flings the bag of pumpkin bombs into the air.In a split second the falling bombs explode in a forceful blast destroying the ceiling and the walls around where he stood.LL moved quickly and shielded Daisy with his body.Wareagle opened his eyes then just in time to see a large piece of debris crashing down on him,just as the bomb in his mouth went off,sending soot flying everywhere.His body lay then beneath the rubble burned and broken.His face almost nonexistent.LL turns and looks with an expression of sheer horror on his face


Cut to Hype School gazebo
Twy,Fray,and Matt sit in the area,when Gunblade approaches

Twylight: You wanna go after this period?
Fray: I guess.I was cut Osbornology anyway.Worst Class Ever.
Twylight: We can’t waste too much time.
Matt: Yeah,we’ve got to get ready for the costume party.
Fray: Damn,I completely forgot.
Twylight: Do you have your costume ready?
Fray: Not unless I plan on going as myself.
Gunblade: No one specified it as a Halloween costume,but I’m sure you can pull it off.
Fray: What do you want?
Gunblade: Nothing really.Just checkin up on the Scoobies.
Matt: Actually we’re more the Archies.
Twylight: Ooh!Can I be Betty?
Matt: Of course.*turns to Fray* You and Gunny are gonna have to flip a coin for Veronica.
Fray: Shut up,Jughead.
Gunblade: Anyway,have you guys found any leads on the case?
Fray: We’re working on it.
Twylight: Why are you so interested.
Gunblade: I got nothing better than to do.
Twylight: Cool,then maybe you can help us find---
Gunblade: Nevermind, I see Kritic down there.*leaves*
Matt: How nice.
Fray: We don’t have time for this,lets just go.
Twylight: Wait..we have to go see Daisy.
Matt: Why?
Twylight: She just pm’d me.
Fray: Anything wrong?

[I[A look of panic fills Twylight’s face at their inquiry[/I]

 

[DOG LIPS]

Boooo! More DOG LIPS, damnit!

 

[Abaddon]

you were going to get a cameo until you said that.

 

[DOG LIPS]

you were going to get a cameo until you said that.

That's fine, I'll take reeaalll good care of you in HZA.

 

[Abaddon]

That's fine, I'll take reeaalll good care of you in HZA.

at least I'll actually be doing something in HAZ.


And I'll address your character concerns here,thank you very much.

 

[Abaddon]

Outside Wareagle’s shop class
The med crew move out whats left of Wareagle’s body. The floor is covered in rubble and toilets that fell from the bathroom above. A terrified student whimpers as he crawls out of the broken stall. He was just going for a ***** when the explosion sent him hurtling towards the floor beneath him. The young man was now covered in urine and feces, and tears ran down his face making a mud puddle on the floor


Kainedemo: Li’l help?

Daisy and LL sit as some EMT‘s tend to their wounds.Detective Flass storms in to give Kipobe a good scolding.His arm is in a sling,so most of his gestures are quite limited.



Detective Flass: God damnit Kipobe!!Five deaths in one day.What kind of school are your running?!
Principal Kipobe: Chillax.I’ve got this all under control.
Detective Flass: How exactly?
Principal Kipobe: I’ll think of something,eventually.In the meantime,come into my office.
Detective Flass: It smells like weed in there.
Principal Kipobe: All the better reason to come in.


Flass grudgingly moves along to Kipobe’s office.Fray ,Twy,and Matt arrive at the scene.

Twylight: There she is!


they all walk over to Daisy

Matt: Are you guys alright?
Larrylegend: We’ve been better.
Twylight: And Wareagle…is he……
Larrylegend: ….dead?
Twylight: yes
Larryelegend: I’m afraid so.


Daisy gets up and walks off

Twylight: She’s not ok,is she?
Larrylegend: It’s alright.I’ll talk to her.
Fray: We’ll find out whats going on.Come on,guys.

They turn to find an odd looking man dressed in a suit,standing behind them

Dog Lips: Are you kids supposed to be in this class?
Fray: Not anymore.
Dog Lips: The principal has informed me that class will go on as usual,and I will be substituting for Wareagle in the auditorium.
Matt: Wait,don’t I know you?
Dog Lips: uh..no,you don’t.
Matt: Yeah,I do.Aren’t you that guy that played Dog in that show “The Adventures of Dog“?
Dog Lips: No.Aren’t you that jackass that should be getting to class?
Matt: You are him!
Dog Lips: No,my name is Doglas E. Lipsofsky.
Matt: By day,but by night you are Dog!!!!!
Dog Lips: Shut up.
Matt: Sorry your show got cancelled!
Dog Lips: We’re on hiatus damnit!!
Matt: Eh,whatever.The show started to suck when you killed off Rabbit.
Dog Lips: He had a family of 30 to take care of,so he was written out.
Matt: Hmm.Are you still going to testify at the trial?
Dog Lips: That’s none of your business.
Twylight: Trial?
Matt: It was in the news a few months back.The former executive producer of the show was supposedly killed.
Twylight: Wow.
Matt: He had just left the company,after bailing on his last projects,“The Hype Comic” and “The Adventures of Rabbit and Dog“.
Twylight: Did they find out who did it?
Matt: No one knows.
Dog Lips: Yes…no one knows.

~Flashback~
On the dark city roof of Hype Towers.Dog kneels on the ledge of Hype .looking down at the know whimpering exec,TomWelling4Supes, who is hanging on for dear life as his legs dangle in the air,high above the city streets.
Dog Lips: Now,promise you’ll come back to working on the show.
TW4S: Alright,I promise.
Dog Lips: And I want in on your next projects.
Dog Lips: And I want free booze!
TW4S: Are you crazy?Do you know how much that’ll cost?
TW4S: Fine,whatever you want.I’ll renogotiate your contract!
Dog Lips: Oh!And I want Jessica Alba’s phone number!
TW4S: It’s a deal,just help me up!
Dog Lips: Sweet!

Dog reaches down to grab his hand and as TW4S reaches back,he looses his balance.Dog reacts quickly and grabs his other hand.

TW4S: Crap,why are your hands so smooth?
Dog Lips: I moisturize!
TW4: *looses grip* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

TW4S plummets to the ground below
~End Flashback~


Twylight: Are you okay?
Dog Lips: Uh,yeah.Fine. Perfect damnit!Enough of these wild accusations!!! *leaves*
Fray: Uh,we’ll be going now.Later Mr. L.
Twylight: Bye LL,take care.
Matt: We’ll figure this thing out. *turns and waves to Dog* Bye Mr. Lipsofsky,
Dog Lips: I’m innocent, damn you!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

LL walks over to Daisy,who stands staring outside the window.

Larrylegend: The kids our working on the case.They’ll figure out whats going on.
Daisy: Hm.
Larrylegend: You going to be okay?
Daisy: I’m fine.
Larrylegend: Are you,really?
Daisy: A friend of ours just blew himself up in front of us.Right now I’m as fine as I’ll ever be.
Larrylegend: I was just--
Daisy: I don’t need a shoulder to cry on.I know how this works.This kind of thing happens all the time in my line of work.
Larrylegend: Can’t say I’ve ever seen that kind of thing in a library.
Daisy: You know what I mean.
Larrylegend: Sorry.I’m trying to find a way to deal with all of this.Guess humor isn’t the answer.
Daisy: *sighs* Guess so.

Daisy walks away looking solemn,and LL watches not knowing what to say.



Meanwhile Fray,Twy,and Matt try and sneak off campus only to run into Gunny and Kritic

Kritic: Smells like cutters.
Gunblade: That’s cause it is. *rubs eyes*
Fray: And your point is?
Kritic: Nothing,just like stating the obvious.
Gunblade: Get out of here.
Fray: With pleasure.
Gunblade: I SAID GO!!!
Twylight: Geez,whats your problem?

Gunny growls and turns to Kritic

Gunblade: I don’t want you!!!!

Kritic begins to speak but is cut off by Gunny’s fist which rams into his face.He stumbles back and is tackled by her.Matt raises an eyebrow and grabs Fray’s arm,as she tries to open the door.Fray then turns and sees Gunblade beating the crap out of Kritic.


Gunblade: FILTHY DISGUSTING FREAK!!!!!!!!

Gunny pummels him to a bloody pulp,hitting him him hard with her fist,and taking breaks only to smash his head against the floor.Fray hesitates for a moment before pulling Gunny off him

Gunblade: LET GO!!!!GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Gunny delivers a hard elbow into Frays ribs freeing her.Fray crouches over against a locker,as Gunny turns her fury back to the others

Gunblade: I DON”T WANT SEX!!
Matt: That’s a relief.

Twy acts quickly and pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall.She fumbles with it,trying to read the instructions.

Twylight: How does this thing work?
Matt: Like this.

Matt snatches the fire extinguisher out of her hands and hits Gunny over the head with it,knocking her out cold
Matt: See?I am useful.
Twylight: *kneels beside kritic* He’s hurt bad.
Fray: Get a medic!!

Minutes later outside the school,Gunny is taken away on a stretcher screaming and cursing.Twy,and Fray get in Matt’s car and follow the ambulance

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hype High hallway
LL catches up with Daisy just as she opens the library door

Daisy: Please,Larry.I just need to be alone.
Larrylegend: So you’re just going to coop yourself up there and play librarian all day?
Daisy: *sighs* What should I be doing,then?
Larrylegend: We should be out there working on this case.
Daisy: I am.I will help Fray and the others as best I can.If they find something helpful,I’ll be better prepared.*turns to enter*
Larrylegend: You can’t just go back in there and drown yourself in books.
Daisy: I’ll be doing everything I can to help.Right now I just need some alone time.
Larrylegend: You shouldn’t be alone.
Daisy:Every Every gal needs a room of her own.
Larrylegend: So you can sit there and sulk?It doesn’t make you any nobler by waiting here and suffering.
Daisy: So you’d rather I take arms against a sea of troubles?
Larrylegend: All I’m saying is that we could do more good by getting out there.We should help them out.Come on,it might be fun.I know a guy who might be able to help us.
Daisy: How?
Larrylegend: He works in the mayors office.He can get us in and we can try and convince the mayor to stop this before any more people get hurt.
Daisy: I don’t think that’s the best idea.
Larrylegend: Would I ever steer you wrong?

Daisy ponders for a moment.It was a long while since she had ever been hands-on in the fight against evil.She knew in her mind that LL’s plan would probably be fruitless might only serve to delay any chance of stopping whatever was causing these violent outbursts.But perhaps it would be a better way of coping than to breathing in the dusts from ancient books,while drinking herself to a state of numbness.Daisy turned then to look deep into his eyes to see if he truly meant it, and found her adventurous spirit reawakened.A spark was ignited inside her, and as a smile crept across her face,she put her rational thinking on hold and firmly shut the library door.

Daisy: Alright then.Let’s get to work.

 

[Abaddon]

SHH Hospital
Fray,Matt. And Twy roam the vast,empty hallways dressed in scrubs.


Fray: Lucky these clothes were lying around.
Twylight: I think mine has a pizza stain.
Matt: So,we’re going where exactly?
Fray: We’re going to find Doc Ock.
Matt: Why?
Twylight: He was the first person to wig out.If we find him,we might find out the answer to all this.
Matt: We don’ even know where theyre holding him.
Fray: well there’s only one place they’d put an emotionally disturbed homicidal maniac.
Matt: Arkham?
Twylight: No.There’s a guarded area on the third floor.It’s where they run tests on those that were recently admitted.
Matt: And you know all this how?
Twylight: Google.
Matt: Hmm
Twylight: It should be up the stairs at the end of the hall,but we need a keycard to get in.
Matt: Can’t you just use some of that techno hocus-pocus,and Sabrina are way in?
Twylight: I don’t have that kind of experience yet.
Fray: Instead we’ll be waiting for someone to pass by so I can knock them out and steal their keycard.
Matt: Isn’t that a little cliché?
Fray: Would you rather I kick the door down and beat up anyone in sight?
Matt: That would be more entertaining at least.A little Steven Seagal-ish,but still good.
Fray: This is why I don’t like hanging out with you.

Cut to school parking lot
Daisy and LL walk past a group of students smashing each other with wooden chairs

Twitch: I DON”T NEED A CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!
Erzengel: I ALREADY HAVE INSURANCE!!!!
Daisy: It’s getting worse.
Larrylegend: I can see that.Lets roll.


They hop into LL’s 1969 Dodge Charger

Daisy: Nice car.
Larryelegend: it’s a classic.

LL turns the ignition and the car begins rocking back on forth on hydraulics.

Daisy: Classic?
Larrylegend: Had to keep up with the times.
Daisy: It’s making me sick.
Larrylegend: Alrighty then.Lets do this old school.


LL presses a button and the car stops rocking.A flag with a spider emblem on it appears on the car,and LL turns on the radio.

Larryelegend: You’re gonna love this. *moves radio dial and the Dukes of Hazzard theme plays*
Daisy: *sighs*
Larrylegend: *in a thick southern accent* Come on,now Daisy.Get in the spirit.

they drive off and LL heads towards a hill.He presses his foot hard on the gas pedal and as the car reaches the peak of the hill,it lifts off the ground and goes soaring through the air


Daisy: !!
Larrylegend: YEEEEHAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the hospital. Twy,Matt,and Fray reach the end of the doorway at the end of the hall.

Matt: Now what do we do?

Twylight: I guess we wait.

Matt: Are you sure you can’t just zap the door or something? I mean whats the good in having a witch if she can’t, you know, witchify something

Fray: Always the wordsmith.

Twylight: I do not practice witchcraft! I am wholly Christian with a mild, but completely innocent interest in applied extrasensory methods of reworking the laws of physics on the physical world.

Fray: I kinda saw you as one of those Hollywood wiccans.

Twylight: I love my Jesus, thank you very much.

Matt: I’m bored already. How long are we going to have to stand here and wait?


an alarm goes office and all the lights propped up in the corners of halls begin flashing wildly


Fray: Not long…




Hype City Hall
LL and Daisy pull up in front of the office, and conveniently find a parking space in front of a fire hydrant. Daisy looks in the mirror,trying to fix her unkempt hair.

Daisy: You know,we could look for other spaces

Larrylegend: This is an emergency.

Daisy: *sighs* If you say so. But I think you’re just asking for trouble.

Larrylegend: I think you’re just upset cause the ride didn’t favor your hair too well.

Daisy: That’d be one of the reasons. Next time give me a
warning before you decide to live out your tv show fantasies.

Larrylegend: Come,now. Most men find that disheveled-secretary-who-just-had-sex-in-a-broom closet-look-pretty-hot.

Daisy: Now you’re just making things up.


They both step out of the car and march up to the steps to the entrance

Daisy: I just hope we don’t get towed.

Larrylegend: Relax,my old bud will pull some strings if necessary.

Daisy: Who is this “old bud”,anyway?

Larrylegend: You’ll see.


the step into the building and find a busy workplace. Countless people brush past them, and move around the area like bees in a hive. Daisy lets out a sigh of relief, realizing that her appearance isn’t all that important here, since no one even notices them. She looks about for a security desk but instead catches glimpse of a tall well-dressed Texan,waving a big hat in the air.


Larrylegend: That’s him.


LL grabs Daisy by the hand and leads her through the crowd toward the man. As they reach his office Daisy contemplates how close she’s gotten to LL recently. It seemed as though he’d been trying to reach out to her since she was assigned to the high school. She’d been completely oblivious to the fact that something might be developing between them until she looked down at their clasped hands. Daisy raised her hands then to see if perhaps LL had noticed,and her eyes were instantly taken by that bold Texan that stood in front of them.

Daisy: Slag…

TheSlag: The one and only.

 

[Psycho Hulk]

:claps: Hulk enjoy this! Daisy is a SuperStar.
:looks around for WareEagle:..I will find Sir eagle and give him a wallop for hurting Miss Daisy.

Very Entertaining Abaddon!

 

[Abaddon]

glad you enjoyed Hulk.I was planning on working you in,but now that I know youre reading,I'll have to try not to embaras you.

 

[Psycho Hulk]

glad you enjoyed Hulk.I was planning on working you in,but now that I know youre reading,I'll have to try not to embaras you.

You were planning on working me in? I didn't know that! I just love to read it because I get to see Daisy, Slag, LL, WE and everyone else in action.
haha, You should know that I am very lighthearted, I never take anything seriously. Well, I try not too, but I make mistakes sometimes.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

this story needs more me

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You can't have anything that says the word flame without me in it.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy breaks free of LL’s grasp and gives Slag a hug.LL being visibly upset by this.

Daisy: Long time no see.
TheSlag: Likewise,flowerlady.
Daisy: Nice place you got here.


she looks up around his office and smiles at the sight of an elephant plush toy on his desk.She then looks up in the corner and sees a poster with the grim reaper hovering over Kirsten Dunst’s Mary Jane with the words “Redhead to Heaven in 2007” in bold letters below.

TheSlag: Oh, this isn’t my office.This is just the foyer .

Slag steps back and opens a side door leading to a large workplace where busy employees are seen scatterring about with paperwork.The whole office looks like a compact building,complete with a glass elevator,and a large flat screen television on the wall.Daisy looks on stunned.


TheSlag: This is my office.
Daisy: …..
TheSlag: I know you’d like to say something flattering,but I think your breaths just been taken away.
Larrylegend: Yea,we get.You're Willy friggin Wonka.
You’ve done well for yourself Slag.But we’re not here for the tour.
TheSlag: Oh right. *closes door* There’s something up at the High school,right?
Daisy: As per usual.
TheSlag: So the Tb crew is coming to the rescue.Too bad the others aren’t here.
Daisy:*swallows hard* Wareagle’s dead,and Doc Ock is in a whole world of mess.
TheSlag: Well,botheration! I always knew that school was trouble.
Larrylegend: We think the Mayor might be able to help.
TheSlag: You’re welcome to try your luck.I can get your foot in the door,but I can’t guarantee the Mayor wont chop it off and slam the door in your face.
Larrylegend: Just get us there.
TheSlag: Alright then,bud.Follow me.