The Ski Mask
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Horhey said:I voted Batman, but I would of chosen Deathstroke or Azrael if they were included in the poll. Batman and the Joker would work well in the Marvel U.
I always wonder what is Batman's position if he became involved in the Civil War. Or, for that matter, Superman.
The Press: Who's side are YOU on, Batman?
Batman: Heh, this is a Superhuman Registration Act. I am not a superhuman, I just got some fancy toys you low lifes can never afford.
The Press: What about you Superman?
Superman: I think that registration is morally wrong, but I vow to protect the law on man. Therefore, I will spend the next 10 issues of Superman comic drinking beer and watching football.
The Press: Wouldn't that violate the law?
Superman: Anyone dare to knock on my door with a registration form, I will kill him!
Batman: Superman has gone rouge! Quick, to the Batcave for my Krypton ring!
The Press: What about you, Aquaman?
Aquaman: Wow, people care about me now?
I've often wondered when people tell these jokes, do they actually laugh at them. Anyway, I'd chose Darkseid and his minions. I'd love to see how the 616 would tolerate him.