Funniest Moments In Spider-Man 3 Thread!

[Seen]

Bruce Campell pwned Spider-Man.

 

[Nathan]

1. Bruce Campbell cameo
2. Almost every scene with J. Jonah Jameson.

 

[The Chris]

Peter trying to hit on all the women and dancing got huge laughs in my theater.

 

[gkokujin]

Thanks Spiderman for letting me escape to commit crimes in the future.

Love,
Sandman

*cue Kansas "Dust in the Wind" music*

 

[shigsy2003]

The desk in JJJ's office. That was hilarious.

The "What the hell" line from Eddie.

Emo Peter dancing in the street....smooooothhhhh.

An awesome, entertaining, funny film.

 

[gkokujin]

Thanks Spiderman for letting me escape to commit crimes in the future.

Love,
Sandman

*cue Kansas "Dust in the Wind" music*


ps: Oh sorry I was just trying to kill you a few minutes ago Spiderman, it wasn't what I wanted...

 

[DyeLorean]

JJJ and the pills scene. Hilarious.

D!

 

[SuperSpideyGirl]

I liked the JJJ/Little girl with a camera scene.

 

[DyeLorean]

The little girl was Sam Raimi's real daughter.

D!

 

[the-rake]

Harry saying "strawberries"

 

[Mephistopheles]

J. JOHNA JAMESON!

Desk: *BBBZZZZZZt*

Betty: Your wife said no more yelling in the office your blood pressure is too high, now take your pills.

JJ: Why I awta... (pushes intercom button) thank you.

t:t:t:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^t:

 

[SuperSpideyGirl]

The little girl was Sam Raimi's real daughter.

D!

She was cute, but I predict years of braces...her teeth are pretty bad.

 

[JerseyJoker]

Both times i saw it, both times the theater LOVED Dark Peter, on the streets dancing and in the club, specially that great shot of his lips close up. Both moments where great.

Its good to have comic relief, jesus, its not like the comics where 100% serious, so the movies don't have to be, don't understand why others just cant have a good laugh.

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

But what was funny was that when the mansion fight is when harry gets kicked outside then harry tells peter"I protected you in high school,but now im going to kill you little ass"

 

[venomscurse2]

When Harry said" I protected you in High School, but now Im gonna kick your little ass!

Emo Parker: uoh

 

[venomscurse2]

double post and I didn't see the other post by that other user

 

[Untilteld]

1. Bruce's cameo, gorgeous
2. Eddie Brock, all of his dialogue was hilarious, especially the "WHAT THE HELL!"

 

[Ebil Gig]

Every scene with Jameson. I loved his face when Peter sits in his desk.

 

[Spider Boy]

1) The little boy saying "don't do it" in reference to the kiss had me cracking up the most. The timing on it was perfect.

2) Bruce Campbell's constant mix-up about the proposal hang signal was very well done.

3) The vibrating buzzer intercom thing with the pills bit was priceless.

4) "Film will cost extra."

 

[TarachnidX]

Ok as I was reading through this everyone of my favorite funny scenes were taken so the one not mentioned, well for me i was just cracking up but when Gwen is first making her speech you see this little boy to the right of her sitting down and he looks so excited that Spidey is going to be there! If you haven't seen it then look out for it but who else knows what im talking about? t:

 

[Sam Fisher]

J. JOHNA JAMESON!

Desk: *BBBZZZZZZt*

Betty: Your wife said no more yelling in the office your blood pressure is too high, now take your pills.

JJ: Why I awta... (pushes intercom button) thank you.

t:t:t:

t: t: t: t:

 

[Punisher RULES]

im laughing just remembering all this

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

Spider-Man 3 might not be perfect, but I think it was easily the funniest of the three movies. My favourite comedic moments:

1. J. Jonah Jameson and the pills. Actually, pretty much anything with JJJ.

2. "That's not the position I hired you for"

3. "See ya, chump" / "WHAT THE HELL?!"

4. "Where do these guys come from?" / shaking sand out of the costume

5. "My spider sense is tingling...if you know what I mean"

6. The entire Emo Parker montage, and (yes) the jazz club scene

7. My personal favourite...the scene when Harry tells Peter that he's banging MJ. When the waitress asks him how the pie is and he says "so good", then turns and gives Peter the ******* wink, the whole theater was in stitches. I had to just yell out "OWNED!" at that point.

 

[Golgo-13]

Peter saying to Harry, "Aww, little Goblin Junior. Are you gonna cry?"

I loved that line too.

The Emo Peter hip thrusts.
Peter on the phone with Conners.
The little boy saying no don't kiss Gwen Stacey.
Bruce Campbells scene.

 

[Golgo-13]

For some reason, everyone laughed when Harry got clothlined by Peter's web after the aerial goblin fight.