General Election 2020: Biden vs Trump

[mclay18]

I learned when a judge figures they're lying on it usually gets thrown out without punishment. I don't know about something of this magnitude though. I never thought I would see legal counsel hire an actor to play a witness at a hearing for an election let alone a national one.

Joely Fisher and Kristen Johnson are lobbying to play this chick in the eventual movie. Mellissa Carrone's statements are already tailor-made for an SNL skit with Cecily Strong.

When I heard her talk, I thought "this can't be real, this chick can't be drunk." But she is -- she is drunk as a skunk.

 

[Schlosser85]

What rock do they find these people under?

Between this woman being trashed on the stand, and now Jenna Ellis, the claimed "former Colorado prosecutor and State Dept attorney", turning out to have her only actual professional legal experience in traffic court.

 

[Sithborg]

Just watch the clip in the bottom tweet. Just do it...

 

[obredaan]

Just watch the clip in the bottom tweet. Just do it...

Time to get ready to ask Rudy some follow up questions....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well...

The answer is clear.


Howard Stern must return as Fartman.

 

[Dark Raven]

Just watch the clip in the bottom tweet. Just do it...

 

[Iceman]

Just watch the clip in the bottom tweet. Just do it...

Is this like when they wanted to have all possible evidence available and witnesses interviewed during Trump’s impeachment case?

 

[CaptainWagner]

What rock do they find these people under?

Between this woman being trashed on the stand, and now Jenna Ellis, the claimed "former Colorado prosecutor and State Dept attorney", turning out to have her only actual professional legal experience in traffic court.

The past month has made it abundantly clear that Ianucci was right to stop Veep when he did.

Only apparently the unused scripts were discovered by Don Jr. while buying his coke in a Hollywood back alley dumpster and have since been utilized as the Trump 2020 game plan.

Selina: You said she was a Colorado state prosecutor!

Richard: In traffic court.

Selina: You left out that part, Richard!

Richard: It didn't seem important at the time. She seems so nice.

Selina: No one can know. Keep her in front of the cameras, but out of the courtroom.​

 

[InCali]

What rock do they find these people under?

Between this woman being trashed on the stand, and now Jenna Ellis, the claimed "former Colorado prosecutor and State Dept attorney", turning out to have her only actual professional legal experience in traffic court.

I'll say this before @Dark Raven does; that should have been a red light. Ba dump bump.....

 

[Dark Raven]

I'll say this before @Dark Raven does; that should have been a red light. Ba dump bump.....

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

 

[Schlosser85]

Says the man who grifted his way into political office off his combat injury.

 

[samsnee]

 

[Detective Conan]

Biden officially secures enough electors to become president

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

 

[TheSmoothKnight]

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[samsnee]

What was the 1 win?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What was the 1 win?

Awhile back and it was some rule change thing that netted Trump literally only 52 votes in I think Michigan.

 

[Iceman]

Let’s raise funds to contest that 1 win. Zero suits Trump much more.

 

[CaptainWagner]

I get so mad everytime I see Crenshaw and remember that I fell for his BS "sensible conservative" charade back when he first got elected. Pete Davidson should retract his apology.

God help us if this is the most credible person they could find...

IT. GOT. BETTER.

Not only is she an actress, it came out today that she just got off probation for multiple restraining order violations infracted because she kept sending sex tapes of herself and her boyfriend to the boyfriend's ex-wife.

 

[InCali]

I don't like this.....she needs to get a little more drunk to nail it.

 

[Lily Adler]

I get so mad everytime I see Crenshaw and remember that I fell for his BS "sensible conservative" charade back when he first got elected. Pete Davidson should retract his apology.


IT. GOT. BETTER.

Not only is she an actress, it came out today that she just got off probation for multiple restraining order violations infracted because she kept sending sex tapes of herself and her boyfriend to the boyfriend's ex-wife.

Oh my god where do they find these ****ing people.

 

[Lily Adler]

Now it makes even more sense why she wasn't under oath.

 

[Sithborg]

Now it makes even more sense why she wasn't under oath.

Well, that and that our AG has been pretty upfront about not allowing the GOP to do some illegal bull****. It wasn't under oath so all the "witnesses" could lie without consequences.