Getting Old (MEN ONLY)

[chaseter]

When I was younger, I remember I could urinate and cut it off on a dime. But now when I am done...I have the innevitable 3 or 4 drops. If I am in a hurry or forget and I stop and shove it back in, it drips down my leg Who else feels my pain. I guess that is where the general rule of shake a couple of times came in.

 

[Manic]

No more than 3 shakes, or you'll make Jesus cry.

 

[Superman79]

Chase are you posting drunk again????

 

[Yurka]

im 19 and I already got the post piss drip, im ****ed

 

[Spade]

Chase are you posting drunk again????

He's in Texas. So, yes.

 

[JP]

I'm so sorry.

 

[chaseter]

He's in Texas. So, yes.

That is a stereotype...but I do like to drink. No, I just went to the bathroom and hurried to get back up here to watch Chiklis on Leno and I had a few drips go down my leg. It's gross and yet sad.

 

[Superman79]

He's in Texas. So, yes.

touche.

 

[terry78]

First the pee, then comes the metabolism slowing down. No fun getting older. Except all the hot young tail you can now score that only prefer older men.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This reminds me of that time in my health class..I had the best teacher..Anyway, she told us when men don't usually clean their penis with TP, they just twirl it around like its some helicopter or dry it by thinking its a hose.
You men may go back to your urine talk...

 

[chaseter]

This reminds me of that time in my health class..I had the best teacher..Anyway, she told us when men don't usually clean their penis with TP, they just twirl it around like its some helicopter or dry it by thinking its a hose.
You men may go back to your urine talk...

Awww yes, the helicopter drying pattern. That probably accounts for how people get urine and fecal matter on their toothbrushes somehow.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

This reminds me of that time in my health class..I had the best teacher..Anyway, she told us when men don't usually clean their penis with TP, they just twirl it around like its some helicopter or dry it by thinking its a hose.
You men may go back to your urine talk...

who the **** cleans thier penis with toilet paper

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

who the **** cleans thier penis with toilet paper

I dunno..Shouldn't you?

 

[Kritish]

who the **** cleans thier penis with toilet paper

I'm sure JP does.

 

[chaseter]

Here is another Men related hot topic. After you pee, do you wash your hands? I do if I am about to eat or at some event where you shake hands, but otherwise no. I think I keep mine pretty clean so I usually don't wash if I just pee. But the thought of shaking guy's hands that pee without washing is a tad gross.

 

[Manic]

I dunno..Shouldn't you?

We just shake the last few drops out. The advantage of urinating through a body part that's long and dangly.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

No more than 3 shakes, or you'll make Jesus cry.

I thought more than twice and you are playing with it.

 

[Kritish]

Here is another Men related hot topic. After you pee, do you wash your hands? I do if I am about to eat or at some event where you shake hands, but otherwise no. I think I keep mine pretty clean so I usually don't wash if I just pee. But the thought of shaking guy's hands that pee without washing is a tad gross.

I shutter to think about the germ on your keyboard.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I'm 20, and I get the ****ing drip. But I never did before boot camp. I had to hold my piss for hours and hours, so I think I damaged my prostate or some ****.

 

[chaseter]

I shutter to think about the germ on your keyboard.

You wash your hands every single time you urinate or scratch???

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

We just shake the last few drops out. The advantage of urinating through a body part that's long and dangly.

How nice for you.
My health teacher showed us this cup once that girls could use to pee in just like guys do. I was like WTF?! Looked like one of those sno-cone cups.

 

[Kritish]

I'm twenty-seven and I haven't suffered from the drip yet. How old are you Jack Rabbit?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I dunno..Shouldn't you?

no we shake our penises,no man wipes thier penis with TP,your teacher lied.

bt the way am i the only one who has had to struggle to get the last few drips out?

 

[Kung Fu master]

I don't do the helicopter dry, I do the ol' "flopping fish."

 

[Manic]

I wash my hands everytime I pee. Why? Because sometimes I sweat. Especially these days. It's summer, and I sweat in the heat. My crotch isn't magically immune to 90 degree weather. Of course, when it's hot, I just wash my hands all the time, regardless.