Lady In The Water... so many moments...
-The kid reading prophecies from cereal boxes.
-The scene where Giamatti had to impersonate a small child so that that bitter old shrew woman would tell him the whole fable.
-The grass monkeys showing up at the end...
-That whole monologue the film critic did when facing the grass-wolf.
-The fact that no one once questioned the sheer ridiculousness of the whole situation.
I liked all of M. Knight's films (yep, including The Village) up till this one. This one was just... WTF???
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon: The greatest WTF movie of all time! If you haven't seen it, rent it. It'll leave you gasping with laughter and incredulous at the screen-writing.