'H2', Rob Zombie's sequel to 'Halloween'

Looks like Rob will have TWO movie's in theaters this year. El Superbeasto is going to theathers on the 12th of this month....of course, then it'll hit DVD on the 22nd.
 
Can I just say I loved the hell out of Annie's death scene? Seriously, you at least have to give Rob props for that scene that's the only time I've seen the best friend's death mean so much in a horror movie. Usually the main character just finds the body and screams, but not in this movie, you actually feel like Annie meant something to Laurie.
 
Geez, I've been hearing about that one since The Devil's Rejects was in theatres, almost forgot all about it.
 
That looks pretty good. Zombies a much better director when he does his own ****.
 
Thats because you love Zombie so much, you can never laugh at a joke not even directed towards the film itself.
Who said I loved him dearly? I like his Halloween films and, obviously, he writes good music.

That he cant deal with anyone elses opinions aside from his/their/ own.
Tbh, that really isn't true. The Apatow Crew just dosn't like people endlessly bashing films without giving out good points, and quite frankly, he isn't wrong about that. I don't think people are oging to respect opinions that only involve b******* about things that don't deserve to be complained about.
 
Saw the movie, and to me it made no sense. He needs to stop making movies.
 
But what would be the reason she is killing people? And just don't say cause shes crazy.

Severe PTS to the point where she relives her trauma by duplicating it. Similar to how victims of pedophilia may grow up to have pedophelic impulses.

I mean after losing her rock and stability with her parents, her home life and security of self shattered and her friends either attacked or murdered one year, she was on the ropes of depression and living with her mental suffering. She then has her fear that she keeps reliving in her head actually come to life and again has all her friends murdered including her best friend who had been one of her two rocks for the last year only to find out her tormentor is none other than her brother which destroys all sense of self and identity. Plus she is already having delusions and has killed once (Michael) to make the pain go away.

Yeah, odd, but it is more believable than Michael Myers coming back from the dead...again. It'd be where they thought of taking the series earlier.
 
That's not original by the standards of slasher films either...the "the killer wasn't really there and it was all in her head" routine has been done numerous times by horror films in the past several years.

And Zombies "vision" for Halloween sucked...royally.

That's the main reason I don't want them to do it.

I want the two wretched wastes that he added to this franchise dead and buried, and I want to move on completely and forget that they ever existed.

They should just do an F13 style reboot that doesn't go out of its way to say that the events of previous films never happened, but doesn't directly pick up where the last one left off either.

I hate Rob's version of not only Halloween, but of Michael as a character. I get pissed off just hearing the name Rob Zombie now.

What you mean a boring formulaic retread with no value whatsoever? Hate Zombie's all you want but at least they weren't yawn inducing and had a few good actors in them. The FT13 remake is the perfect example of a remake that has no excuse for its existence except to regurgitate a formula and show off unscary, predictable, cheesy deaths and T&A. I'll take the foul mouthed redneck-entrenched uneven Zombie films over the world's longest music video. But that is just my opinion.
 
What you mean a boring formulaic retread with no value whatsoever? Hate Zombie's all you want but at least they weren't yawn inducing and had a few good actors in them. The FT13 remake is the perfect example of a remake that has no excuse for its existence except to regurgitate a formula and show off unscary, predictable, cheesy deaths and T&A. I'll take the foul mouthed redneck-entrenched uneven Zombie films over the world's longest music video. But that is just my opinion.

No, I mean a film that reminds me of why I've loved the character since childhood, showing Jason as a stealthy survivalist serial killer in a film with atleast a few characters that I care about far, far more than anyone in either of Zombie's films...which had far more value to me than listening to girls talk about how much fun it is to be peed on, or watching Michael slaughter sleazy club owners and jackass bouncers, or watching be turned into a ****** Jason rip off.

and I found F13 scarier than either of Zombie's Halloween films; and the deaths were no more cheesy than a killer that was meant to be depicted as a realistic serial killer ripping throats out with his bare hands in half a second flat or crushing a guys face like a watermelon with a few stomps.

The acting in F13 was fine, people will bash the acting just because is F13...and yes, I'll take the brother trying to save his sister that reluctantly went off with her friends when she'd have rather been taking care of her sick mother over the worlds longest stretched out episode of the Springer show with more violence thrown in...but that's just my opinion.

If the F13 remake had no value, that'd put either of Rob's Trashoween films at -10000 value. Rob made one really good film with alot of value that's far better than either...and you didn't like it.

You can call F13 a "retread" all you want, but atleast it was a retread that felt like F13...just because Zombie did something "new" with Halloween doesn't mean he did something good. I'd have rather seen a retread than be subjected to trailer trash Halloween with a bastardized version of Jason's backstory attached to Michael.
 
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To each their own. But I don't see how you could care about any of the characters in FT13, when they were all a bunch of cardboard cutouts and about as deep as a creek bed in a Nevada July. I would agree that H2 is a bad movie and they both have gratuitous kills that are not scary and the strip club scene (as well as the dog) in H2 standing out as particularly and unecessarily disgusting.

But....I found MacDowell (like the original or not)'s Loomis a very intriguing character with a real arc and relationship (at least in RZH) with Michael and Laurie's protagonist and arc from the middle of RZH to the end of H2 to be quite affective and developed. Along with the Bracketts and Michael's mother in the first film (I didn't mind Sheri Moon in that one) you have some interesting characters who have full arcs and whose deaths matter. Annie dying means a **** ton more than the "good girl" getting a machete in the back during the escape scene. And Loomis going out means much more than Whitney getting surprised attacked from behind at close credits and she was the main character of the film. And for that matter the final shot of both of Zombie's Halloween is far more unnerving than seeing zombie Jason return after only one movie and come back from the dead to kill the protagonist in the last frame...again.

I'm not comparing his vision to Carpenter's. I'm judging it as its own thing and there are some interesting characters in Zombie's world and some good performances. And the deaths are meant to repulse or sadden and not to envoke cheers and frat boy-styled high fives from the audience. It may also stem from my prominent disdain for Jason and the FT13 movies in general, but I also hate half the Halloween movies (3, 5, 6, 9) and yeah I'm open for a film that can at least justify its own existence by presenting something new.

It isn't perfect. RZH was uneven and suffered from too many of his indulgences (cursing and rednecks), but it was a full movie that gave a fresh take on the characters. H2 is terrible. But it still has fully realized characters with the Bracketts and an arc for its protagonist.

FT13's remake had a girl with "perfect ****." And that is considered by many the highlight of the movie. :dry:

P.S. Which movie do you speak of my not liking? DR is not my genre, but I respect it as a fine piece of B-moviemaking and counterculture. But yeah, I'd call House of 1000 Corpses repellent trash torture porn. But I did not realize that was a very revered movie either.
 
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I think McDowell was awful in both films, much worse in the second.

As I said, a brother trying to save his very morally bound sister and a patch up a relationship that he screwed up, and giving a woman that was involved with a horrible relationship the kind of guy that she deserved if they both survived had me more invested than anything about the characters in Zombie's films did.

As I mentioned in my review, I think Loomis going out in H2, and to a lesser extent even in the first one, just felt tacked on because it's like Zombie suddenly realized at the tale end that he was supposed to be more than a 1D ******* so he threw something in there in a weak, underdeveloped attempt at making him somewhat likable at the last second.

and I think H2 is better than RZH btw, but they're both terrible.

Jason was PERFECT in F13, and I cared about atleast a few of his victims...I didn't care about Jason 2.0...aka Michael Michael Myers as the ****** Jason in clone in RZH, and Laurie had the potential for a really good arc and Scout did fine, but the arc was botched by a script that appeared as though the filmmaker wrote scenes, got drunk, then came back to shoot so drunk that he couldn't remember what he wrote, or else filmed some scenes, then came back later so drunk to film that rest and didn't remember what he'd shot earlier...that's how unbalanced and all over the freaking place H2 seems...that said, it was STILL probably a slight improvement over Zombie's awful first effort.

As you said yourself and I was going to point, of course you think F1309 sucked...you think F13 in general and even the genre in general, which is why it wasn't made for you.

I was the target audience for both, I've loved both since childhood and I find the original Halloween, which is the film was directly remaking last time, far superior to any F13 films...and I find F1309 to be very good, and RZH and H2 to both be cinematic abortions. Both two of the worst films of the years that they came out (and I'm a hardcore horror fan, it pains me to hate a Michael or Jason film so much that I have to put in that category, but Rob has done that now..twice).
 
I think McDowell was awful in both films, much worse in the second.

As I said, a brother trying to save his very morally bound sister and a patch up a relationship that he screwed up, and giving a woman that was involved with a horrible relationship the kind of guy that she deserved if they both survived had me more invested than anything about the characters in Zombie's films did.

lol. Well I don't think we're going to find much common ground, but I think we can keep it civil.

I liked MacDowell quite a bit and his relationship with Michael really was the driving force of RZH. That is why I think that movie worked, especially with the work print ending. The best scenes were easily Loomis interviewing Michael as a child and the climax isn't Michael reaching Laurie in the swimming pool, but Loomis reaching out and confronting Michael, someone he admits is his "best friend."

Yeah, your description of the protagonists of FT13 sounds like some interesting leads, but it's lipservice. Their backstories are not important to the series. They're window dressing or a backdrop to gain quick audience sympathy. But despite the guy saying this to the cop and his new gal pal, there is no actual psychological development of what this is doing to him or of his personality, really. It serves no purpose to the movie and is just filler so the audience has someone to root for. We never see anything from Whitney that deals with this pain. We actually see Loomis and Michael's connection and see their relationship develop, as well as see the destruction of his sympathy and it leading to his sad mother to slowly lose hope. There is some meat to that movie and even though H2 is a bad film, Laurie's arc is actually crucial. Her discovering she is Mike's sister and her bad dreams involve her entirely empathetic path of self-destruction. There is nothing that interesting in FT3.


As I mentioned in my review, I think Loomis going out in H2, and to a lesser extent even in the first one, just felt tacked on because it's like Zombie suddenly realized at the tale end that he was supposed to be more than a 1D ******* so he threw something in there in a weak, underdeveloped attempt at making him somewhat likable at the last second.

And I'd agree with you on Loomis's depiction in H2.

and I think H2 is better than RZH btw, but they're both terrible.

Really? Really?! Ok. Agree to disagree on that one.

Jason was PERFECT in F13, and I cared about atleast a few of his victims...

That may be, but I never cared for Jason and the movie gave me no reason to start doing it now. And why would you care about any of the victims? They are interchangeable cliches. Yeah, Zombie is guilty of populating his movies with them too, but was there anyone in it whose death was as sad as Annie's or as fully developed as Laurie, Sheriff Brackett or Dr. Loomis (whether you like this interpretation or not)? I thought they were really pretty future soap actors in FT13 waiting to get skewered, myself.


As you said yourself and I was going to point, of course you think F1309 sucked...you think F13 in general and even the genre in general, which is why it wasn't made for you.

touché.

I was the target audience for both, I've loved both since childhood and I find the original Halloween, which is the film was directly remaking last time, far superior to any F13 films...and I find F1309 to be very good, and RZH and H2 to both be cinematic abortions. Both two of the worst films of the years that they came out (and I'm a hardcore horror fan, it pains me to hate a Michael or Jason film so much that I have to put in that category, but Rob has done that now..twice).

To each their own. But based just on cinematic qualities, RZH (which is no screen gem) has more to offer than any FT13 film ever made and H2 may, but it is pretty bottom rung. I personally love Carpenter's original and find the original Halloween II a pretty good follow-up that is quite satisfying. I also liked Curtis's performance in H20 enough to overlook how boring that movie otherwise was. And...I like Scream? See...I don't hate all slashers. ;) :cool:
 
But that's me, what you guys think about the music in H2?

I don't mind source music, but some of that hillbilly music drew me out of the film completely (that last song which plays the end credits). And I yearned for more of that Carpenter theme music, as opposed to getting it at the end of the movie.

Tyler Bates did a good job incorporating Carpenter's music themes into the 2007 remake, so I'm at a loss as to why Zombie avoided it for H2. I don't buy the "we couldn't fit it in any of the scenes" excuse -- it could've been used for the hospital dream sequence as well as the climax.
 
I liked the music during the stuff dealing with Annie's death, it suited that scene really well. :up:
 
I don't mind source music, but some of that hillbilly music drew me out of the film completely (that last song which plays the end credits). And I yearned for more of that Carpenter theme music, as opposed to getting it at the end of the movie.

Tyler Bates did a good job incorporating Carpenter's music themes into the 2007 remake, so I'm at a loss as to why Zombie avoided it for H2. I don't buy the "we couldn't fit it in any of the scenes" excuse -- it could've been used for the hospital dream sequence as well as the climax.


I was wondering why the theme wasn't used . I left while it played during the end credits. I guess there was a song but I didn't hang out long enough for that.
 
I work at a local theater, and I have to tear tickets and clean out the auditoriums after the showings let out. After the Halloween theme played, there were about two source songs (one was "Love Hurts" and that song I mentioned earlier) and a bit of Bates' score from the film.
 
What didn't make sense to you?

Things that made no sense to me:

Why was Michael at the rave? Clearly he could not have known Laurie was there. Him just showing up to kill the girl and the random guy she was ****ing served no purpose to the film and really defies logic. Either Michael knew Laurie was there in which case, why did he leave or he just stumbled across it, stopped to kill some chick for the hell of it and moved on? Also, how did he know to go to Annie's house?
 
Things that made no sense to me:

Why was Michael at the rave? Clearly he could not have known Laurie was there. Him just showing up to kill the girl and the random guy she was ****ing served no purpose to the film and really defies logic. Either Michael knew Laurie was there in which case, why did he leave or he just stumbled across it, stopped to kill some chick for the hell of it and moved on? Also, how did he know to go to Annie's house?
All good questions man. Sadly, no one knows the answers.
 

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