Half-cooked eggs frustrate me...

[oakzap425]

On the one hand, they're pretty yummy...


But yet, it makes you angry, because you were expecting the fully cooked egg. Perfect white outside, perfect yellow inside.


Instead, you get the perfection of the white, but the "oh noes, but still doable" of the inside.


It feels like a lost cause, but you eat it anyways, since the egg is warm, and you spent all that time, and I mean, it's not like the yolk is running down your lip or anything...


*finishes sandwich...*

 

[Rando Aces]

another useless thread.

 

[DDS]

Eggyman would not approve of this thread.

 

[oakzap425]

another useless thread.

Half cooked eggs are serious business!

 

[knowsbleed]

Dude... they're just eggs. Aren't you a white guy? White guys love runny eggs.

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

What?!?!

 

[oakzap425]

Dude... they're just eggs. Aren't you a white guy? White guys love runny eggs.

...Sarcasm, right? Because I know you can read...

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

Lol

 

[knowsbleed]

...Sarcasm, right? Because I know you can read...

Don't MAKE me take away your damn chopsticks. Because I know you'll cry... but your family will thank me.

 

[oakzap425]

...Don't make me give you a tissue... !

 

[knowsbleed]

You and your half cooked egg deserve nothing but the finest comments. I hope your thread flourishes and lives a long healthy Hype life.

 

[Rando Aces]

...Don't make me give you a tissue... !

you are a hearty loser. stop making threads.

 

[oakzap425]

I love you too. :heart:

 

[oakzap425]

you are a hearty loser. stop making threads.

...

 

[Superman4ever]

Nasty. Like I said earlier, you eat like a 14th century pauper!

 

[Nirvana]

I love my eggs runny!

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

lol

 

[michephantom]

^^^ Luv that quote.

Are we talking about boiled eggs or fried eggs? Runny egg yolks and buttered whole wheat toast- me make happy face

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

Hehehe! It's a good'un!

 

[knowsbleed]

^^^ Luv that quote.

Are we talking about boiled eggs or fried eggs? Runny egg yolks and buttered whole wheat toast- me make happy face

A gay happy face?

 

[jaguarr]

Oh, great. Another alternative sexuality thread from oakzap!

jag

 

[oakzap425]

Oh, great. Another alternative sexuality thread from oakzap!

jag

...What?!

 

[michephantom]

So if I'm straight I need to do this ?

Great. not only does being hetero mean I can only go in one direction (straight), but I can only be one color? I can't enjoy rainbows after a rain, only gay people? What about rainbow sherbert? Do I have to give than up too?

<goes and cries>

 

[SFII]

i hate it when the eggwhite is still in the fetus stage.

 

[jokersminion]

soft eggs are the worst