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Happy Valentine's Day, ****ers

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Valentine's Day - ugly jewelry, cheap candy, sex out of obligation, and sappiness out of trying to get the obligatory sex....

Real fab. :confused:
 
Its not valtines day until next monday
 
it's been a while since I have a steady relationship durin valentines, or an actual nice valentine's, let's see...

2005- outlook not so good
2004- just broke up with a girl I had started dating a year before
2003- five months had passed since my divorce and I had no gal pal
2002- on a fight with the wife
2001- temprarily separated from the wife
2000- on bad terms with the wife
1999- she didn't even care
1998- I think nothing happened
1997- my first valentine with my wife, as a married couple, we had a nice night
1996- in dire straits with the girl that was soon to be my wife
1995- in town for valentine's but both me and my girl friend were broke, so we did nothing
1994- away on college, so I spent it alone on my apratment
1993- going out with a girl I really didn't like, just didn't want to be lonely
1992- had a girlfriend, but there was nothing there
1991- nothing
1990- my first actual date
1989- nothing
1988- nothing
1987- you're kidding, right?
1986- I was eleven for crissakes
1985- yup, nothing
1984- I might have been breakdancing my loneliness away
1983- maybe some GI Joes
1982- cable tv was crappy back then
1981- like I cared
1980- who gives a ****? the 70's were over
1979- when was the last time a four year old minded if it was valentines?
1978- around this time, most of the ladies I would eventually bed were being born
1977- my nemesis/ex wife is a month old, let's celebrate!!!
1976- had a nice valentine's with a bottle
1975- I was yet to be concieved, so I guess it didn't make that much of a difference, although I might have been concieved around this time


looks like it's not been the most generous holiday for me
 
PLAS said:
it's been a while since I have a steady relationship durin valentines, or an actual nice valentine's, let's see...

2005- outlook not so good
2004- just broke up with a girl I had started dating a year before
2003- five months had passed since my divorce and I had no gal pal
2002- on a fight with the wife
2001- temprarily separated from the wife
2000- on bad terms with the wife
1999- she didn't even care
1998- I think nothing happened
1997- my first valentine with my wife, as a married couple, we had a nice night
1996- in dire straits with the girl that was soon to be my wife
1995- in town for valentine's but both me and my girl friend were broke, so we did nothing
1994- away on college, so I spent it alone on my apratment
1993- going out with a girl I really didn't like, just didn't want to be lonely
1992- had a girlfriend, but there was nothing there
1991- nothing
1990- my first actual date
1989- nothing
1988- nothing
1987- you're kidding, right?
1986- I was eleven for crissakes
1985- yup, nothing
1984- I might have been breakdancing my loneliness away
1983- maybe some GI Joes
1982- cable tv was crappy back then
1981- like I cared
1980- who gives a ****? the 70's were over
1979- when was the last time a four year old minded if it was valentines?
1978- around this time, most of the ladies I would eventually bed were being born
1977- my nemesis/ex wife is a month old, let's celebrate!!!
1976- had a nice valentine's with a bottle
1975- I was yet to be concieved, so I guess it didn't make that much of a difference, although I might have been concieved around this time


looks like it's not been the most generous holiday for me


Someone get plas a girl......................wait, scratch that, a beer,
 
I have a friend, while in college, broke up with his G/F's every holiday, esp V-day so he didn't have to buy her a gift.................i will send MrvlKnight21 to confirm.

He is married now and lies to his wife about the holidays, what a cheap skate.

Hey Devil, is this true or what?(no names I wanna keep steve safe.................danggit)

JS
 
Next monday means nothing to me....
 
This years Vaentines does not look so good as for the first time in years I will not be spending it with the girl I would like to spend it with. :(
 
Ahura Mazda said:
This years Vaentines does not look so good as for the first time in years I will not be spending it with the girl I would like to spend it with. :(


I with ya.....................the girl I wanna spend it with is in a whole other country. :(

JS
 
Equint77 said:
Next monday means nothing to me....

Me too, i just treat it just like any other day
 
She's in love with love
always has a boyfriend
a lover to keep her company
She always means it when she says it -
until she doesn't

F*** Men, she cries
they don't listen
they don't care
they ignore me
they take me for granted
They don't love me
like that first guy
You're like that first guy
what was his name?
I'll remember in time to
forget it with the next guy
F*** Men, she cries -
I do


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Third year in a row where I have a different girl. Something always pops up just before, hopefully there won't be a new one next year.
 
JStorm said:
I with ya.....................the girl I wanna spend it with is in a whole other country. :(

JS
Aww... I wonder who that lucky girl is. ;):p

Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day to all and especially to these special people on the Hype:

My Most Precious Pet - CConn: I love and adore you!
My Knight in Shining Armor - Ahura Mazda: Waiting for the drink coupon.
My Mystique Guardian - hunter rider: You guard me well.
My Glass-Breaking Partner - Equint77: Don't break none without me.
And finally,
My "Internet B/f" (LOL) - JStorm: Thank you for the chocolates and the daisies and for taking time to get to know me.

Love you all. :)
 

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