Happy Valentine's Day, ****ers

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  1. Lackey

    Lackey Registered

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    Super Girlfriend

    The Bad Boyfriend

    Confession of a Former Virgin

    The Burning Question

    My Dreamgirl

    From Zero to Love in Four Seconds

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  2. Killing Joke

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    see next post down
     
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  5. hey yo its sean

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    Battle Royale.. Huh?
     
  6. E. Bison

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    Valentine's Day - ugly jewelry, cheap candy, sex out of obligation, and sappiness out of trying to get the obligatory sex....

    Real fab. :confused:
     
  8. Cobblepot

    Cobblepot Giant-Size Man-Thing

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    Is it V-day already?
     
  9. SpideyLad

    SpideyLad Turning It Up To Eleven

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    Its not valtines day until next monday
     
  10. PLAS

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    it's been a while since I have a steady relationship durin valentines, or an actual nice valentine's, let's see...

    2005- outlook not so good
    2004- just broke up with a girl I had started dating a year before
    2003- five months had passed since my divorce and I had no gal pal
    2002- on a fight with the wife
    2001- temprarily separated from the wife
    2000- on bad terms with the wife
    1999- she didn't even care
    1998- I think nothing happened
    1997- my first valentine with my wife, as a married couple, we had a nice night
    1996- in dire straits with the girl that was soon to be my wife
    1995- in town for valentine's but both me and my girl friend were broke, so we did nothing
    1994- away on college, so I spent it alone on my apratment
    1993- going out with a girl I really didn't like, just didn't want to be lonely
    1992- had a girlfriend, but there was nothing there
    1991- nothing
    1990- my first actual date
    1989- nothing
    1988- nothing
    1987- you're kidding, right?
    1986- I was eleven for crissakes
    1985- yup, nothing
    1984- I might have been breakdancing my loneliness away
    1983- maybe some GI Joes
    1982- cable tv was crappy back then
    1981- like I cared
    1980- who gives a ****? the 70's were over
    1979- when was the last time a four year old minded if it was valentines?
    1978- around this time, most of the ladies I would eventually bed were being born
    1977- my nemesis/ex wife is a month old, let's celebrate!!!
    1976- had a nice valentine's with a bottle
    1975- I was yet to be concieved, so I guess it didn't make that much of a difference, although I might have been concieved around this time


    looks like it's not been the most generous holiday for me
     
  11. JStorm

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    Someone get plas a girl......................wait, scratch that, a beer,
     
  12. dmcnx

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    hahahaha tite
     
  13. JStorm

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    I have a friend, while in college, broke up with his G/F's every holiday, esp V-day so he didn't have to buy her a gift.................i will send MrvlKnight21 to confirm.

    He is married now and lies to his wife about the holidays, what a cheap skate.

    Hey Devil, is this true or what?(no names I wanna keep steve safe.................danggit)

    JS
     
  14. PLAS

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    scuze me while I say "WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!"
     
  15. Phaser

    Phaser Intellectual

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    You're a freakin' genius. :up:
     
  16. dmcnx

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    It makes me laugh and I dont know why:(
     
  17. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    Next monday means nothing to me....
     
  18. Ahura Mazda

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    This years Vaentines does not look so good as for the first time in years I will not be spending it with the girl I would like to spend it with. :(
     
  19. JStorm

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    I with ya.....................the girl I wanna spend it with is in a whole other country. :(

    JS
     
  20. SpideyLad

    SpideyLad Turning It Up To Eleven

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    Me too, i just treat it just like any other day
     
  21. Lackey

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    She's in love with love
    always has a boyfriend
    a lover to keep her company
    She always means it when she says it -
    until she doesn't

    F*** Men, she cries
    they don't listen
    they don't care
    they ignore me
    they take me for granted
    They don't love me
    like that first guy
    You're like that first guy
    what was his name?
    I'll remember in time to
    forget it with the next guy
    F*** Men, she cries -
    I do


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  22. Elijya

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    bwahaha! genius! worthy of the Mondo Funky
     
  23. Shifty

    Shifty Chief of Surgery

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    Third year in a row where I have a different girl. Something always pops up just before, hopefully there won't be a new one next year.
     
  24. Dissonance

    Dissonance YOU'RE the chicklet!

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    My Valentine's 3000 miles away. :(
     
  25. DBella

    DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    Aww... I wonder who that lucky girl is. ;):p

    Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day to all and especially to these special people on the Hype:

    My Most Precious Pet - CConn: I love and adore you!
    My Knight in Shining Armor - Ahura Mazda: Waiting for the drink coupon.
    My Mystique Guardian - hunter rider: You guard me well.
    My Glass-Breaking Partner - Equint77: Don't break none without me.
    And finally,
    My "Internet B/f" (LOL) - JStorm: Thank you for the chocolates and the daisies and for taking time to get to know me.

    Love you all. :)
     

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