Have gamers ever had it as good as us?

[WhatsHisFace]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZB7x1iVRu4

Me = Vito

You = Fat guy

You deserve it.

The Godfather... could barely stay awake during the first one.

 

[GFreeman]

You have Lars syndrome, no wonder you hate Jade Empire and sci-fi.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

The Godfather's just too muted. There's a lot of talk about the politics of the mob and frankly, I don't give a damn about how they do things or their civil-wars.

Sci-Fi is even MORE politics and technical mumbo-jumbo about Centons and words that are purposely unpronounceable.

 

[GFreeman]

We can't reform the xbox mafia with a guy who hates the Godfather. It's unthinkable

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Oh please. I freaking built the Xbox Mafia. While you were busy pissing off THWIP*, I was forming alliances and whacking newbie scum.

 

[GFreeman]

You disloyal punk. I started this thing of ours. I was whacking Rizpower in a thread dedicated to our flame wars when you were still contemplating the purchase of a Gamecube

 

[A.X.L]

Oblivion, Gears of War, Bioshock and Halo 3 must have a hard time "wowing" someone who's accustomed to the inconceivable genius of Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong > Halo and Bioshock = fact.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You disloyal punk. I started this thing of ours. I was whacking Rizpower in a thread dedicated to our flame wars when you were still contemplating the purchase of a Gamecube

And in between your MONTHLY visits I was one-handedly taking on Ravager, ASM, EML (he was a PS2 guy back then) a few Gamecube fans and Zenien.

Kritic was the only other guy who would give any credit to the Xbox, but mostly he talked about GTA3, MGS2 and DMC which places 100% seniority on MY shoulders!

Monthly visits Freeman. Monthly visits.

 

[GFreeman]

Monthly my ass. I've been coming here since before you joined, and I was working for bungie before christmas '02, so I know I was here reliably by the time you showed up, unless you used to be "Whats His Face" or something. I was here back when this place was a spider-man site.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I was here during the "Spider-manhype.com" days as well, I just didn't join the forum until much later. And psh, you didn't come up with the Bungie career until 2003-ish.

 

[GFreeman]

I'm pretty sure it was 2002. I'm definitely in charge here. You can be underboss or something. Unless we're going with less of an italian theme and more of a Los Angeles thing, in which case you'll be "original gangster" OG WhatsHisFace.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm pretty sure my official title is "General Supreme Master Overlord WhatsHisFace Esquire"

 

[GFreeman]

Esquire sounds way too french. The french don't even have criminals.

It's got to be Capo Bastone or OG. You're never going to rule the games forum rackets with some frenchie sounding name.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Okay then, "Commander General Supreme Master Overlord King WhatsHisFace"

 

[GFreeman]

Still no good. It implies leadership, when I am clearly in charge.

 

[XtromaniaK]

I think we all know who is really in charge here: Jesus. He died so that you may have Xbox.

 

[GFreeman]

He's been muscled out.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You're an absentee landlord at best. In reality, you are a notch below WHF.

 

[XtromaniaK]

You can't muscle out Jesus. He'll come back from the dead and go all end-days on your ass. Don't forget the deed you owe to the true don.

 

[GFreeman]

My online criminal record is vastly superior. I'm clearly the boss.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

My online criminal record is vastly superior. I'm clearly the boss.

If worth were determined by a "number of times banned" statistical record, you'd be Diamond-Encrusted Gold. However, this is forum leadership of the Xbox Mafia. And I am Grand Master.

 

[GFreeman]

Grand Master? Is it the xbox klan now? I've done more to stir up net tards in that next gen thread then you've done in all your life! The lolcow racket is mine!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

On most days if you look at this forum, I am the last word in every thread. Every.

 

[Fran]

And in between your MONTHLY visits I was one-handedly taking on Ravager, ASM, EML (he was a PS2 guy back then) a few Gamecube fans and Zenien.

Kritic was the only other guy who would give any credit to the Xbox, but mostly he talked about GTA3, MGS2 and DMC which places 100% seniority on MY shoulders!

Monthly visits Freeman. Monthly visits.

EML still lives. Just not here. At the "bad site"

 

[WhatsHisFace]

EML still lives. Just not here. At the "bad site"

EML isn't half the man he used to be. Last I heard he was still acting like a spoiled rich kid and his girlfriend cheated on him. Muahahahaha.


BTW... what ever happened to Rodan?