HELP! I've just discovered...

[The Amazing Lee]

that my ex-boy-girl-dog-friend has just given birth to triplets. I mean, they aren't mine, but I'm scared that they are. I mean...I accidentally grinded against her at a Dolly Parton Concert when I was getting hot and ready. I mean...I'm freaking...I'm freaking...I can't breath here, I think I'm going to just explode.

The fact is I've never lost my virginity, unless you count that time with the local bicycle. I mean...it needed pumping ARGH.

Also...I got this 14 year old living in a 80 year old man's body pregnant by just staring at her.

My life is hell. What should I do. I also told my mother that I was straight and she cried.

WHAT DO I DO. MY LIFE IS A MISERY.

 

[jimmy]

That's punk rock, man. Punk rock.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

I dont think you got her pregnant, if you didnt have sex with her, unless you prematurely ejaculated while grinding with her BUT THATS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY.

DOnt worry man

 

[Felix Fangor]

That's punk rock, man. Punk rock.

Punk is so conformist...this guy has goth written all over him.

I mean Dolly Parton...that says it all.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I wanted to be different...that's why I became emo.

 

[jimmy]

Everyone knows that AFI is the most hardxcore punk rooxorz band out right now.

East Bay HardxCore.

 

[Felix Fangor]

I wanted to be different...that's why I became emo.

That really depends on how bad your poetry is...so far I think you're posts are pretty colourful.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The sky is blue
and my heart is black
I think you'll find
me rhymes are wack.

 

[Felix Fangor]

The sky is blue
and my heart is black
I think you'll find
me rhymes are wack.

Kevin Federline...eat yer heart out...

 

[mightiest_mortal]

that my ex-boy-girl-dog-friend has just given birth to triplets. I mean, they aren't mine, but I'm scared that they are. I mean...I accidentally grinded against her at a Dolly Parton Concert when I was getting hot and ready. I mean...I'm freaking...I'm freaking...I can't breath here, I think I'm going to just explode.

The fact is I've never lost my virginity, unless you count that time with the local bicycle. I mean...it needed pumping ARGH.

Also...I got this 14 year old living in a 80 year old man's body pregnant by just staring at her.

My life is hell. What should I do. I also told my mother that I was straight and she cried.

WHAT DO I DO. MY LIFE IS A MISERY.

PICS?

 

[Machx72]

I'd just like to see the ex-boy-girl-dog-friend.

It's about time I get some more pics for the "Pics-To-Fondle-Myself-To" folder.

 

[Mee]

Oh that crrrrazy Lee! :knee-slap:

 

[Tangled Web]

As someone already said "punk rock".

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Its all clearly lies

The Amazing Lee likes to say he's asking for our help, but we know he's just showing off about it all!

some people have all the fun

 

[Felix Fangor]

Its all clearly lies

The Amazing Lee likes to say he's asking for our help, but we know he's just showing off about it all!

some people have all the fun

Agreed...he isn't The Amazing Lee for nothing. If he was just a normal Lee who would even bother replying?

 

[Immortalfire]

Lee's life is the combination of about five different Hypesters.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh that crrrrazy Lee! :knee-slap:

 

[Killgore]

Wow that makes sense. Lee always seemed schizophrenic. I thought I came up with the first open source poster.

 

[Assassin]

I dont think you got her pregnant, if you didnt have sex with her, unless you prematurely ejaculated while grinding with her BUT T

yay for out of context

 

[DeFett]

Don't worry, there is a simple answer that will fix all this.






...fluffy bunnies

 

[C.F. Kane]

ex-boy-girl-dog-friend?

You slept with a tranny house pet?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

^ LMFAO.

Thank god, someone made this thread. Lee, your name says it all. You are truely amazing.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well...I met him/her/I/me at the local HONKERS bar. You know how it is. I kinda stared at her. and she walked on over. and offered me a SHAKE. A freaking shake. I knew from then on that I would love her/him/I/me for the rest of my life.

It was at that point that I shat my pants and left.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well...I met him/her/I/me at the local HONKERS bar. You know how it is. I kinda stared at her. and she walked on over. and offered me a SHAKE. A freaking shake. I knew from then on that I would love her/him/I/me for the rest of my life.

It was at that point that I shat my pants and left.

I have so many more important pants to sh** when I see her again!