How do you break up with someone who...

[redmarvel]

Do they have family / friends that live nearby? If so, then arrange for them to go and live with those friends or family. (Call them up and say something along the lines of, "do you mind if X comes and spends some time at your place?") Don't offer any reasons why X would have to leave your place. Then, when X comes home explain "I think we need to spend some time apart, I'm becoming uncomfortable with our relationship, Y has offered to let you stay at their place for a while".

Whatever you do, CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!

I know a woman who broke up with her live-in-lover. She changed the locks so he couldn't get into the house. He broke into the garage and hung himself there. (If she hadn't changed the locks he could have killed her and her two daughters as well).

 

[Erzengel]

Oh yeah definitely change the locks.

 

[ang_hulk]

...acts like you're the only thing stopping them from falling into an abyss of depression?

I mean someone who cries at the THOUGHT of breaking up, says "I don't know what I'd do without you," and asks to hear the words "I love you," 7 times a day. ("Do you love me? Really? etc.) Someone insecure who asks to be held all the time, holds endless discussions about their problems and how you're the only person who understands them....

PLus, - it gets worse -- you've been living together for 8 months, and you would feel bad kicking them out on the street.

What do you do??

your a dirt bag.

 

[Erzengel]

Actually is the neediness, insecurity the reason you are breaking up with that chick? Not that's not enough, I'm just curious.

 

[kytrigger]

Was she always that needy too? If she was, I don't know how you evencould stand dating her in the first place.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Actually is the neediness, insecurity the reason you are breaking up with that chick? Not that's not enough, I'm just curious.

He met a girl in line at Costco who had somewhat larger breasts.

 

[Orko Is King]

Demand she preform the most sexually depraved act. She will either break up with you on the spot or agree to do the kinky sex.

win-win situation.

Right on!t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ha, I actually love that b_f advice.



It falls under the "whoawaitaminute...I could have a real life sexslave? She's THAT nuts? Hmmmm....."
while still potentially being the nice guy by tricking her into falling out of love with you for finally "revealing" how "depraved" you are.


I could never actually do it, but that'd be hot if you did. lol

 

[DV8]

I had a girlfriend like that once . . . I dumped her. She went on to get married like 6 months later to the first dude who came along, basically better him than me, I say

the thing is, these people usually have serious abandonment issues . . . and like so many others have said, it's your happiness or hers . . .

gauranteed once she moves on, you'll pry never hear from her again (at least that's what happened to me) *shrug*

 

[WompuM]

this should work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWungm2BUxE

 

[Buttman]

Do it on Valentine's day.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[jaguarr]

Ha, I actually love that b_f advice.



It falls under the "whoawaitaminute...I could have a real life sexslave? She's THAT nuts? Hmmmm....."
while still potentially being the nice guy by tricking her into falling out of love with you for finally "revealing" how "depraved" you are.


I could never actually do it, but that'd be hot if you did. lol

It also begs the question of whether b_f has ever had a real girlfriend that he's had to break up with, co-dependent or not. Hookers that he's paid for sex don't count.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

His version is "Your services will no longer be required."

 

[jaguarr]

His version is "Your services will no longer be required."

Or "I'm out of money. How about a freebie?"

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Or "I'm out of money. How about a freebie?"

jag

"Mom, can you show my friend out?"

 

[Canadian Rider]

If you care enough about the person, Red's advice is pretty solid.

If you don't, move on them ... without offering the forwarding address.

 

[blind_fury]

It also begs the question of whether b_f has ever had a real girlfriend that he's had to break up with, co-dependent or not. Hookers that he's paid for sex don't count.

jag

I want mind-blowing sex with women who look like supermodels not a "relationship" with some average chick..

 

[blind_fury]

Or "I'm out of money. How about a freebie?"

jag

I wouldn't ask for a freebie. If a women fulfills my fantasies she deserves to be paid for her time and effort.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want mind-blowing sex with women who look like supermodels not a "relationship" with some average chick..

I've had mind-blowing sex with women who looked like models and also wanted to have a relationship with me, and loved hanging out, and talking to me, and cared about me...for free.
I pity you.

 

[jaguarr]

I've had mind-blowing sex with women who looked like models and also wanted to have a relationship with me, and loved hanging out, and talking to me, and cared about me...for free.
I pity you.

Yep. As have I.

jag

 

[blind_fury]

I've had mind-blowing sex with women who looked like models and also wanted to have a relationship with me, and loved hanging out, and talking to me, and cared about me...for free.
I pity you.

lol.

where are they now? Oh that's right you're done with them.

Save your pity for yourself.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I've had mind-blowing sex with women who looked like models and also wanted to have a relationship with me, and loved hanging out, and talking to me, and cared about me...for free.
I pity you.

So have I. I'm still with mine. We're taking a breather before we go back to bed for round two.

 

[jaguarr]

lol.

where are they now? Oh that's right you're done with them.

Save your pity for yourself.

I guess all that talk about relationships, hanging out, talking and caring scared blind_fury, Wilhelm. I hope you're happy with yourself, mister!

jag

 

[blind_fury]

Hey look Jag and wilhelm are worshiped by mega-hot supermodels but prefer to spend their time attacking anonymous people on the intenet.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hey look Jag and wilhelm are worshiped by mega-hot supermodels but prefer to spend their time attacking anonymous people on the intenet.

Do you listen to yourself!?!?