You were "That Guy" when you were born... But then again, so was I.
HERMANO!!![]()

I don't frequent bars, but someone once told me what my perfect pick up line would be and it was quite a bit racier than cupcakes.![]()

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pssshhhh... and people say I have a tab problem! I need these!
Was it "How do you like yo eggs?"
What are you, a hacker? [/inside joke]
& between who, you and yourself? 
Just removed a couple having sex in the back of the buildings entrance at the job. Ah... Late Nite NYC, never change.


Oh god, I'm being forced to watch 2 and a half men in class. Somebody save me!

t:Oh god, I'm being forced to watch 2 and a half men in class. Somebody save me!

Oh god, I'm being forced to watch 2 and a half men in class. Somebody save me!
Parker Wayne, why do you have watch Two and a Half Men in class?
For the first time in our relationship, I feel sympathy for you. Hang in there.![]()

I'm in a human sex class and they were showing videos of Charlie Sheen talking to the kid about sex and relationships.
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pssshhhh... and people say I have a tab problem! I need these!
