Hulk vs Thanos

Thanos' teeth are probably implants. He has to have someplace to put the controls to all his tech and his costume keeps getting shredded.

 

Like drug dealers who stuff drugs in their cavities?

 

Yup

 

Cry babies who have no life on a daily basis. Maybe your favorite superhero was in one time or another got their sorry a$$ handed to them by the Hulk, that's why you come here and give me ****(not hell) just to point that out. With your sorry arguments you call that hell, boy you cannot even comprehend hell. I'm not disputing that the Hulk got owned before, but as always when he was owned it was *always* in situations where he was unguarded or not angry enough causing him not to focus. You really think that plasma energy of Havok can *kill* him when he's a top level of his rage? Nah, I don't think so(in fact Marvel will not agree too).

 

And you think that a character as cunning as Thanos is going to just piss Hulk off rather than take him out early..?

Please.

The fact that you even mention the crap in bold just further underlines your own position as a Hulk fanboy and furthermore a Hulk fanboy who's incapable of conceiving that people could formulate a basis for outcome on these types of threads with a method other than personal prejudice.

Please stop humiliating yourself. You're like a hobo sitting on a park bench covering himself with his own feces. Its disgusting, we feel bad for you, but we can't look away because the shameless debasement of self that we're all witnessing is just completely spell-binding.

 

^ another sorry a$$ who thinks he's so smart.
Why don't you formulate you own theory?
I DID NOT WROTE THAT PHRASE WITH BOLD LETTERS YOU DID einstien!
And BTW I'm a FAN who is BASING my arguments on HULK's capabilities and I'm not a fanboy(like you) who wets his pants everytime he grabs'a hold of a new issue of his favorite comic book superhero.

 

Seriously man, are you ******ed? Or just really young and immature? Or both?

YOU DID WRITE THAT BOLDED PART. He bolded it to highlight it.

You are the one who is wetting your pants over Hulk. You are the only one here with an illogical bias. All of us are using LOGIC.

LOGIC dictates that Thanos would take Hulk out BEFORE Hulk gets really, really angry, therefore, really, really powerful.

And IF Thanos came up against a Green Scar level Hulk guess what he would do? Teleport him to the other side of the universe in the blink of an eye.

And this has nothing to do with my favourite super hero being beaten by Hulk. Because my favourite super hero HAS beaten Hulk before. And anyway, it's funny when Deadpool gets ****ed up, that's part of his charm. So don't try any of that crap on us.

Tell us, why do you love Hulk so much? Are you one of those people that is completely superficial and loves characters because of their powers? Or their actual characterization? You come across as the former. A shallow "My favourite character is stronger than your favourite character!" dip ****.

 

Pure comedy gold!

I'd also be interested to know who Hulkster thinks my favourite character is...

I don't think it would take me too many guesses to get his...

 

I said I did not write the phrase in bold letters, HOUND did. And yes I did write the whole thing, I typed them from the keyboard. Are we still arguing or are going personal? Who's the ****** now?

Well spit it out Hound so we'll know.

 

I honestly think Hulkster has learning difficulties.

He just claimed Transformers 2 is one of the greatest movies ever because it made a lot of money at the box office. Then goes on to say that 3 billion people will back him up on that statement.

 

Hound highlighted in bold letters what I just wrote....that's what I meant. But I am NOT denying that I wrote themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..........Get it now? ******s!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

I'm still waiting for your answer.

How would a fully enraged Green Scar Hulk beat Thanos when Thanos could just teleport Hulk to the other side of the universe with a click of his fingers?

 

May I remind you this is a Hulk vs Thanos thread. Invite them in THAT thread Ace and stop bringing up the subject here it's pointless. I think even primitive people will understand this.

 

Next time you plan on travelling to far away exotic lands on holiday I'd suggest you take all of your shots first.

You seem to have come down with a fairly hefty case of "imbecile"...

 

I only brought it in here to use as a barometer to show how incompetent you are.

So are you gonna answer the question or not? Or keep avoiding it because you know you are wrong?

 

He can't. Hulk will just rip open a back door from where he sends the Hulk and Hulk is back in the fight! (Check out The Incredible Hulk capability thread created by Jonathanos who was an avid member here before, untill you guys showed up).

Now my question: How is Thanos gonna snap his fingers after Hulk rips both of his thumbs off?

 

So Hulk can teleport now?

Are you ****ing serious?

And how is Hulk gonna grab his fingers when Thanos himself can teleport at will?

 

*sighs* so much for a quiet Friday

Keep it down with the insult guys or otherwise, play nice or thread gets nuked

 

I can relate to the Hulk Ace because, I enjoy being strong physically just like the Hulk. I enjoy how tough guys scram when they finally understand that they've got nothing to stop the Hulk. Just like your ***** cat Thanos would ran away(as he stated in print that he would avoid a fight with the Hulk-his words not mine).

You like Deadpool's character too! Well I have nothing bad to say about Deadpool, he is a cool character depicted in the comics. It's your sarcasm mixed with you so called "unbiased" arguments that I don't like.

Err........Thanos can teleport at will, can manipulate matter and energy(or so I've heard), can beat eggs with his tongue, can cook good noodles, and babysit. But still he would avoid a fight with the Hulk. He admitted it.

 

Hey I'm glad you like Deadpool!

But seriously. I'm not bias at all. If I know Deadpool is gonna get beat, I'll admit it. It doesn't mean I don't respect the character or whatever.

You need to do the same with Hulk. You admitting he will be defeated doesn't mean you are disrespecting him or whatever. It means you are being logical.

If Thanos came across a standard Hulk, he could hit him with a beam of concentrated cosmic energy. He could gamma drain him, reverting Hulk to Bruce Banner. Thanos manipulates energy, including Gamma energy. He could suck that Gamma energy right out of Hulk.

If Thanos came across Green Scar Hulk he is intelligent enough to know that a battle of attrition isn't the best way to go about things, so he'd simply teleport Hulk away and be done with it.

As I said a few pages back, the ONLY way Hulk could beat Thanos is if Thanos gets all arrogant and egotistical and tries to much Hulk punch for punch.

 

Yea he admitted it. But when was that?

It was BEFORE he got upgraded to be about 10x more powerful than he originally was.

 

Umm... just because someone would avoid a fight with another, doesn't mean that they would lose to that other...

Thanos had nothing to gain from fighting Hulk... and Hulk's a dangerous opponent, albeit one he could beat, why wouldn't he avoid it?

Look at boxing... people avoid unnecessary fights all the time when looking to climb through weight divisions. Doesn't mean that they couldn't necessarily beat them, just that risk/reward it doesn't make sense.

There's no prize for Thanos for beating Hulk... no gem, no artefact, no added power. Why would Thanos care/want to fight Hulk?

 

Hulk did punched through time and space once, so if you call it teleporting, yeah that he would with his rage. Hulk has shown that his rage can increase dramatically in an instant and he does the *incredible* with it. So I have now answered your question Ace, then you fill your posts with your ego like a stuffed turkey when you make a response.

 

I would say that the fact that Thanos has mentioned a desire to avoid unnecessary conflict with Hulk suggests he'd take him seriously enough to not get suckered into a test of strength.

 

The angriest Hulk has ever been is Green Scar Hulk. He didn't teleport then, he had to use a spaceship to get to Earth.

Ghost Rider could of beat Green Scar Hulk. This was actually stated in the book they fought in. It's FACT. The only reason Ghost Rider didn't kill Hulk was because he perceived Hulk to be innocent and Ghost Rider only targets the guilty.

If Ghost Rider could of beat Green Scar Hulk, Thanos could.

Hulkster it doesn't make you any less of a Hulk fan by admitting he can and probably would be defeated by Thanos.