HYPE:Arctic experiment

[Sabretooth]

When is the next part?

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

i like it hunter

 

[The FallenAngel]

That portrayal of FA is so accurate it's almost chilling.

I don't have red hair!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 5

The group walked for about half an hour before they came to the used snowmobile dealership,it basically looked like a used car dealership only out in the arctic and with snowmobiles
A friendly man came forward to greet them

Lobo:"hey dudes,who are your friends ?"

Sarge introduced the group

Lobo:"hello nice to meet you all"

Lobo stared for a moment...

Lobo:"FA what the hell happened to you and is Bella single ?"

FA:"aw man i lost my legs when a pol.......wait a minute are you asking about my health or trying to mack on a honey ?"

Lobo:"erm.....of course im concerened over your lack of leggage first and foremost"

Bella blushed...Kmack rolled her eyes

FA:"that's ok then,to be truthful im happier without them,they were just slowing me down when i wanted get EXTREME!!!"

Sarge:"ok enough,have you got 9 snowmobiles you can loan us"

Lobo:"Sorry i only have 8"

JAL:"i count 9"

Lobo:"the 9th is my own personal snowmobile Ashley"

JAL:"WHAT? why is it called Ashley ? Jessica is a better name"

Lobo:"no it isn't you freakily dressed toerag"

JAL:"yes it is!!! im gonna kill you HATUR!!!"

with that JAL started pushing Lobo and the two tussled to the ground

Bella:"Ohmigod stop it,please stop it!"

C Lee:"shall we intervene ?"

Hunter:"nah let them settle it"

Kmack:"they both punch like girls"

The two battled their way across the lot and JAL gained the upper hand when he pulled Lobo's ears off

JAL:"I'll show you HATUR"

he started kicking Ashley

Lobo with rage in his eyes leapt up and threw his severed ears at JAL,they hit him in the eyes and temporarily blinded him,Lobo then ran at him and barged him over,JAL hit hard,Lobo leapt onto Ashley and started her up

Lobo:"this'll teach you b1tch pants"

Lobo proceeded to run over JAL's head with Ashley a few times,until there was no head

Sarge:"so are you finished ?"

Bella looked away in horror and grabbed Hunter.he held her close and looked at FA

under his breath FA:"yeah dawg,smooth move,that ass is for the tapping EXTREME style!!"

Bella heard him and turned round with anger replacing her tears

Bella:"look here you weird,insane legless little asshat,this is serious and not something to joke about,just because you seem to be able to withstand violent assaults on your person without even being in pain doesn't mean we all find it amusing"

with that she kicked him and his torso flew across the lot

C Lee:"alright enough is enough,Lobo what are you gonna do with JAL ?"

Lobo:"my dogs haven't eaten in a week so i'll take care of it"

Sava:"well at least with JAL dead there are enough snowmobiles to go around"

Sarge winked:"Exactly!"

They set off towards the helipad on their snowmobiles,all of them fully enjoying the thrill of the ride and not worried to much about the death of JAL and Lobo's lack of lugs,it was a silver lining moment.....

WASHINGTON the oval office

green and Herr enter

Doc:"ahhhh green good to see you after all this time my boy"

the president was sitting in his leather armchair with a glass of port in one hand and his new issue of toegirls in the other,he put the drink and mag down

Doc:"so gentlemen would you like a drink ?"

both replied no

green:"what is the assignment ?"

Doc:" ahh all buissness,i like that......we have a little situation out in the arctic that needs cleaning up"

with that Doc explained how his project had been compromised and green left to head straight to a privately charted plane for the arctic

After he had gone

Doc:"Herr,follow him and see what happens"

Herr:"why ? i thought he was the best ? well second best if i was still in the freelance game"

Doc:"yes but being the best and being an unscrupulous bastard are not mutually exclusive,ever wonder why he lives in that dump with the furry leather clad weirdo and yet he can come out of his closet any day of the week dressed in the finest clothes ? he's an enigma and this is a game of cards and i like to know what everyone is holding"

Both men smiled

Herr:"guess I'm heading to the arctic then"

To be continued..................

 

[The Joker]

Man, I really am a smooth talker in this. And I've got some new toe girls

Great entry hunter. I'm really enjoying this.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Another excellent entry hunter.

 

[green]

I still cant believe Kmack killed Dog Lips, just because.t:

oh and my cream team

 

[Lobo]

Awesome Hunter

 

[Mister J]

[Beavis] Bella said "asshat". Hehehehe.[/Beavis]

Good stuff, hunter.

 

[enterthemadness]

I love this fan fic story. t: just funny all around. and I thought Bored was the best writer on the hype.

 

[Kmack]

LOL it keeps getting better Tell me JAL will be back. He has too, I was loving the random Alba references

 

[NDX]

Why was I brought here?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Kmack:"Yeah cos if i catch you wearing my leopard print thong watching Into the Blue again ill stomp your face in"

 

[bored]

I am amused. If I appear in this, my death had better be EPIC.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 6

green arrived in the arctic and changed into his tight fitting grey stealth suit,he looked towards his pilot bored

green:"Does my ass look big in this ?"

bored:"Do i care ?"

green:"......OK..."

bored got back into his chopper and started it up,what he hadn't noticed was a mongoose had slipped on board while he was talking to green,as he got airborne the mongoose launched itself at him and due to being belted in bored couldn't dodge it,the mongoose tore the side of his face off

bored:"ouch!!!!!!! you son of a b..."

The Mongoose launched itself again,this time bored got his arm up and parried it away,realising there was no hope he took the only course available and plowed his chopper towards a mountain

bored:"if I'm going down you're coming with me ya hairy fleshsack"

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!

green saw this from the ground

green:"Hahahahaha you just got sonned biatch!"

then it dawned on him

green:"oh **** how am i gonna get home now ?"

a few clicks away Herr had landed his chopper and unsheathed his transponder,it was split screen with green's location on one side and the groups on the other

Herr smirked to himself

Herr:"back in the game"

The group arrived at the helipad just as Mister J or big ****y as his friends called him was landing
he got out and started to unload the supplies

****y:"Hey guys how hangeth thee plums ? and......."

he froze for a moment and stared at the girls

****y:"well hello there,who are these 2 enchanting wench's ?"

FA:"careful ****y,Bella doesn't like manly overtues,she'll beat your ass"

****y:"that doesn't sound so bad"

he swished back his long blonde hair and smiled

Kmack:"oh please perm boy not if you were the last guy on earth and i was remotely horny"

****y's chest deflated and he turned to Bella

Bella:" as if!! Kmack doesn't want you and im not taking her sloppy seconds"

she pouted and crossed her arms

****y pondered what it would actually be like to be Kmacks seconds and sloppy ones at that......and then refocused

****y:"ok take what ya need and let's get this done"

As the group packed up the supplies FA motioned to Sabre to lift him up

FA:"put me in the cockpit dude"

Sabre:"why ?"

FA:"i want to fly this thang dawg"

Sabre grinned and lifted FA into the cockpit,he turned the chopper on,unfortunately ****y was standing directly under the blades and the gust of air as they spun sucked up his long blond hair and drug him upwards

C Lee:"Gadzooks ****y!"

C Lee launched himself and grabbed ****y's legs,the blades sliced the top of ****y's head off and his brain flew out and blew away but C Lee pulled the rest of him to safety

****y sat up looking like Hulk Hogan with his straggly mane still alive and well at the back but the top of his head missing

****y:"damn that was a close one"

Everyone stared

Hunter:"how the hell are you not dead "

****y:"i have second brain in my knee and was set to donate this one to science"

FA:"EXTREME!!"

Bella turned and launched herself at FA knocking him out of the cockpit

Bella:"you crazy little basteed!"

she started punching him in the head but the guys pulled her off,Sava pulled a little to friskily and Bella slapped the taste out of his mouth

The group gathered themselves and said goodbye to ****y and began their drive back down the mountain....as they made their way through the canyon green watched them from above...........

To be continued.........

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Damn, Bella is...violent.

Oh, and nice job with the whole "I picked up a sequinned robe in North Carolina" thing.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Why was I brought here?

Because this is awesome!

 

[The FallenAngel]

I see now that I shall be Bella's whipping boy for the duration of this story.

 

[enterthemadness]

I see now that I shall be Bella's whipping boy for the duration of this story.

you are so going to die in this story because of her getting all mad at your EXTREME antics.

Another good chapter.

 

[Lobo]

Noice HR

 

[bored]

Now THAT'S what I'm talking aboutt: .

 

[Nightwing 52]

Nicely done, hunter.

 

[Sabretooth]

Hahahaha. Just gets better as it continues.

 

[Mister J]

That's right! Just re-title this thing Mister J aka Big ****y Begins.
I can't keep rockin' the Hogan look though as I don't have the necessary Speedo to make the ensemble complete (don't ask). I'm gonna have to find a fedora or something.

Keep it up, hr.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 7

The group moved single file in their snowmobiles through the canyon and green saw his chance to strike

He leapt down onto FA who was the last snowmobile in the line

FA:"what the hell"

green slashed with his sword and sliced both of FA's arms off,he pulled back for the kill strike but FA toppled off the snowmobile and it went careening into Sabre's

Sabre crashed to the floor and everyone skidded and collided into each other in the commotion

C Lee was the first to react as Kmack,Bella and Hunter tried to regain their balance...........Sarge pretended to be dead

C Lee:"i dealt with some of you stealth *****es in saigon"

green:"oh yeah old man,they didn't make em like me back then"

Suddenly C Lee struck the crane kick pose,green pondered a moment then fired back doing the robot and singing

green:"It's raining men hallelujah,it's raining men"

C Lee looked baffled

C Lee:" what witchcraft is this you skunkbutthole face ?"

green seized the moment and dove at C Lee stabbing him in the eye with a concealed afro pick.....C Lee hit the floor,

Further up the mountain Sabre picked himself up

Sabre:"are you ok FA ?"

FA:"ive just had my firgging arms cut off you stupid bastard of course im OK this is EXTREME!!!"

they both looked down the mountain and saw green standing over a prone Bella,at this moment Sava dug himself out from under the snow and bowed up

Sava:"Ninja man try to hurt Bella,Sava not like ninja man,Sava smash!!"

With this Sava ripped his coat and sweater off and tore the bottom of his pants off,only he forgot the arctic temperatures and immidately was frozen into a savasickle

green laughed but the danger wasn't over,FA had a plan

FA:"quick Sabre roll me down the hill and aim well"

Sabre rolled FA's torso towards green,it was to late to move for the ninja killer and FA careened into his legs

FA:"YAGH ya bastard come get some EXRTREME style!!"

as green started to get to his feet FA aimed his shoulder stump that was spurting blood like a geyser at him and shot him in the eye

FA:"BOOYAH BIOTCH!!"

at this moment Kmack came too and jumped up,green wiped the blood out of his eyes and the two stood face to face and then went at it.
Kmack fought like Tony Ja with knockers and was clearly winning,green couldn't believe that he was getting his ass handed to him like this,he made a desperate take down attempt but Kmack put her fist through his throat and knee'd his head off
The danger was over but the group was in shock

Hunter :"where did you learn to fight like that ?"

At that moment Bella picked up the bloody stumpy torso of FA and planted a big wet frenchie on him,Hunter and the other guys raised their eyebrows with a hint of jealousy.......
Especially Sarge who at this moment regretted not being as crazy as his cuz but consoled himself with the fact that while he didn't have Bella's tongue in his mouth he did have all his limbs.......


C Lee:"I think you owe us an explanation girlie"

Bella:"it was a spur of the moment hero/heroine thing I jus.."

Kmack:"not you ya ditsy broad........me"

Herr Logan watched from above shocked at what he had just seen and was anxious for the explanation as the group.

to be continued...........