HYPE:Arctic experiment

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My face hurts.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Hahaha, awesome hunter. t:

Bella?...shibby!

 

[Kmack]

OMG I kicked so much @ss (literally) in Part 7!up: Awesome work hunter

 

[Herr Logan]

LOL!

Oh I am REALLY loving my character in this. I am the president of the UHYPETED states, and Herr is my lackey

Et tu, Otto?

Too bad Miss Holly died. I'd like to know what she was like since I was "tapping that"

If she has any resemblance to another memorable Holly around here, then you should already know what she's like. I probably saved you a trip to the free clinic.


Thanks for including me, Hunter, even if you made me Doc Ock's lackey.

I'm actually considering punishing you for that. I'll let you know when I decide.

 

[Herr Logan]

Man, I really am a smooth talker in this. And I've got some new toe girls

Great entry hunter. I'm really enjoying this.

Filthy deviant...

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 8

After C Lee's eye was patched and FA's bloody stumps were cauterized the group scraped the ice off Sava and sat around to hear what Kmack had to say

Kmack:"I'm not what i appear"

Bella:"so your not a snotty,snarky little fahionista b1tch?"

Kmack:"oh no i am all that with a side order of Sexay darling"

C Lee:"ok ladies,back to the story Kmack"

they both shot each other a glance and Bella stuck her tongue out at Kmack

FA:"oh sweet memories"

Kmack:"I work for the Hype intelligence Agency(HIA)the director of the Agency Dew sent me in undercover to find out what president Ock's black ops project was really about,we got wind that he was using it as a form of testing,the 8 of us would be kept out here until we eventually had no food left and would be forced to turn on one and other,when the last man/woman was left standing Ock would have them killed and their DNA harvested to make super soldiers"

Sava:"would they get green uniforms"

Hunter:"shut up"

Kmack:"My guess is that when we met up with these 2 outsiders the plan was blown and that's why green was sent here to kill us all"

Herr had seen and heard enough he quickly made his way back to his chopper and got on Comms

Herr:"Sable put me through to Ock IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Ock was chilling in his leather chair when Sable put him though

Doc:"ahh Herr my old friend what's news ?"

Herr relayed what he had heard

Doc:"WHAT!?!??!?!?!?"

Doc smashed his hand down on his desk causing his hot chocolate to spill all over his new toegirls which was open at his favourite toemate

Doc:"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! not on Sandy the pedicured princess of Portland"

he regained his composure

Doc:"OK so Dew is meddling in my affairs once more,I shall head out to the Arctic immediately and we shall take care of business like in the old days"

With that Ock slammed down his receiver and made for his chest.he took out a silver plated Colt and what looked like a laptop

Doc:"Sable ready my chopper,we are going on a trip"

Ock pulled on his fur trimmed longcoat and his bowler hat,picked up his kane,shoved his gun in his pocket and stormed out of his office.............

Back in the Arctic....

Hunter:"ok so we need a plan to get out of here,what shall we do ?"

C Lee:"lets head back to Sarge and FA's and form a plan there"

Everyone got ready to leave,Sabre strapped FA to his back and they made the trek back to the store
Once there they came up with the plan that first thing in the morning they would head back to base and search it thoroughly before making their escape plan


To be continued...........

 

[DBella]

Hahahaha!!! LMAO!! *seriously!* I was such a wuss initially and now it looks like FA has activated my "insane button". Kmack called me a "ditsy broad". :heart: :heart:

Excellent job, my mystique guardian. Keep it up.

 

[DBella]

Hahaha, awesome hunter. t:

Bella?...shibby!

What the hell does that mean? Tell me or I'll lock you in a guillotine!

 

[The Joker]

Et tu, Otto?

You better believe it

Filthy deviant...

You're too kind feral one

As for the latest entry, I love it. Things are really kicking off now. Beware Dew, you're messing with Doc Ock. There shall be no mercy

Great job hunter.

 

[Lobo]

I need to make another appearance J/K Good Stuff my trans-atlantic bro

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 9

Ock's chopper landed in the cold dawn of the day,Herr was waiting to greet him
Ock waved off Sable and told her to return home,he would fly back with Herr
As she took off she removed her shoe and wiggled her tootsies at Ock from the cockpit,he stood mesmerized for a moment

Doc:"Damn that Minx knows what i like" he said with a grin

Herr:"*Cough*"

Doc:"Ahem!...right lets get down to brass tacks,ive brought the necessary device now lets blow the facility and then hunt down these little scabs"

Herr:"so you getting jiggy with Sable as well you old fox ?"t:

Doc:"ah my old friend what is the point of power if one does not abuse it ?"

Herr:"Good point Ock,so she's a little spitfire eh ?"

Doc:"oh she has the most perfect pinky toes,shaped like they were chisled by Michelangelo and..."

Herr:"................"

Doc:"*Cough* yeah and she does a mean doubletwist polka if ya know what i mean heheheheh"


Herr:".......hehehehhehhehe.......yeah........."

Doc:"ok then brother enough chit chat,lets go kill us some hype citizens"......



Across the terrain at Sarge's store everyone was dressed and ready to go except FA who had slept well due to being dosed with enough morphine to KO an Olympic Elephant......Unfortunately he had snored heavily and shattered all his teeth and one of his eyes had fallen out which Sabre had accidentally eaten in his cereal

Sabre:"I'm sorry dude i thought it was some new type of marsh mallow"

FA:"Are you stupider than me ?"

Sabre:"it's possible"

FA:"never mind buddy i still have one eye and that's enough"

FA then shoved his head down Sabres throat

Sabre:"lsnvirsb9fkl dgmsrov......."

From within the stomach

FA:"give it back you basteed I'm sick of losing parts"

Hunter and C Lee pulled FA off Sabre and they all fell to the floor.....FA spat something out of his mouth and saw what looked to be a Polar Bear egg........

Hunter:"what the.........how the...........ewwwwwwww."

Bella puked and FA rolled up

FA:" meh i don't know what you are puking over princess"

Bella:"perhaps unlike you i have a heart and morals"

FA:"oh please sugar panties,ive got about a third as many bodyparts as i had 48 hours ago when i met you"

Bella started to sob

Kmack:"oh christ ive been waiting for this,Gynnie palblower eat your heart out"

Sava:"are the panties green Bella ?"

Bella stopped sobbing and looked up with her best mad face,kinda like an erotic kate beckinsale meets clint eastwood stare.she jumped towards Sava and spin kicked him across the room

Bella:"the B1tch is BACK!!"

Kmack:"oh god she's Sarah Connor now"

Bella:"Buffy actually" she said and flicked her hair

C Lee:"OK it's time to move out.lets end this"

He stood in the doorway with his eye patch like Solid Snake heading out on a last mission into Saigon.......the group started out walking .....FA was pulled along by Sarge on wheels but kept trying to eat the snow so he was then strapped to Sarge's back.......on they went not sure of what awaited them

To Be continued........

 

[The FallenAngel]

What the hell does that mean? Tell me or I'll lock you in a guillotine!

You know what it means, babe!

Do not try to resist!

 

[Mister J]

Am I the only one hoping for a catfight?

 

[The FallenAngel]

Oh yeah, another awesome entry hunter.

I hope all this limb loss leads to something!

 

[enterthemadness]

This keeps getting better and better.

poor FA losing all those body parts.

 

[NDX]

FA's gonna end up a severed head in a jar of green fluid, isn't he?

Yes, I'm watching Futurama.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 10

Doc and Herr continued their trek towards the base

Doc:"God dammit my feet are killing me i should have worn snow boots instead of my Gucci loafers"

Herr:"that would have been smart"

Doc:"how are your feet ?"

Herr:"..............."

Doc:"oh c'mon man as if,i'm only into the sweet pegs of dames not your great hoofers,...geeez"

Herr:"...........Hey tell me about your past with C Lee"

Doc:"well i was a rookie in his unit that traveled down the [SIZE=-1]Danang river[/SIZE] in 67"

Herr:"ahhh so you saw some action together ?"

Doc:"no,the night before we were due to attack their stronghold i snuck out and had a meeting with the Việt Cộng general,i'd became fluent in Vietnamese before leaving the US,i sold the unit out for a peanut butter sandwich and a sweet toed little minx by the name of Makmi Moana...EY CARUMBA!!!!!,"

Herr:"Damn,you are a cold hearted bastard,no wonder we get on so well"

Doc:"heh,i also got a chopper off that dirt hole and spent the remainder of the war in Saigon swindling the locals out of their savings by selling them Condos in Florida i didn't own"

Herr:"amazing,no wonder you are on top of this game we call life"

Doc:"seize thine opportunities my friend,that's always been my motto"

Onwards they treked...........

..........across the terrain

Kmack:"damn my feet are cold and sore"

Bella:"that's because you are wearing Jimmy choos instead of snow boots you dozy cow,i would have thought an agent would know better"

Kmack:"just because I'm an agent doesn't mean I'm content with looking like a second rate Paris Hilton fitness trainer"

Bella:"Oh no you didn't just go there girlfriend"

Kmack:"oh yes i did"

Bella's face went red and she lunged

Bella:"YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH"

the two women started rolling around on the floor yanking at each other

FA:"EXTREME CATFIGHT!!!!!!!"

Sava was the first to make a move to split,them,he leaned in to pull Kmack away but she thrust out her right leg with a stiff thrust kick,her stilleto heel went straight through Sava's head and pierced his brain killing him instantly
Bella used this distraction to reach into Kmack's pants and grab her pink thong wedgieing it up around her neck and choking her

High above in his chopper with a zoom lens was Big ****y

****y:"hehehe that's it baby's play nice for ****y,oooo yes yank that badboy"

in his distracted state ****y missed an oncoming Eagle and it crashed straight into his chopper sending it spiraling towards the trees......he grabbed for the control stick but due too all the lube on his hands he couldn't get a grip and quickly pressed his ejector seat button

He landed in the forest smashing both his legs on impact,suddenly out from behind a rock came two Polar Bears..........a voice sounded from a tree above ****y

A Toothless man sat in the tree strumming a banjo,he said his name was NDX

NDX:"hey thurrrrrrr boi,this is thurrrrr woods and this be mating season"

****y looked horrified.............Bella and Kmack continued to fight ignoring the large noise coming from the adjacent woods

****y:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Hunter moved in to try and separate the girls,he grabbed Kmack from behind and pulled her close

Kmack:"Hey baby are you pleased to see me or is that a really small pencil in your pocket"

Hunter:"........................."

Kmack used Hunters loss of focus to headbutt him and break his nose.C Lee and Sarge used the pincer movement to try and separate them,Kmacks thong had snapped and it was easier to pull them apart now but as Sarge ducked to avoid Kmack grabbing out she got hold of FA's hair instead and with one strong yank pulled his entire barnett and scalp off........everyone fell to a heap on the floor

FA:"YOUCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awwwwwwwwww you have got to be sh1tting me......this is the worst pain EVER"

The group gathered round and FA was pouting at his loss of scalp and hair

FA:"I want it reattached dammit"

C Lee:"well this happened in Nam once or twice to some of my unit,we had the best hair in the core and the Kong wanted to harvest our hair for shampoo samples,so they could manufacture their own and sell it as a way to fund their war effort,we used to glue the scalps and hair back on if we got to it before they ran off"

FA:"one problem we have no glue genius"

C Lee:"Son do you think we had glue in Nam ?"

FA:".......Well...errrrrrrr......no.........so how did you do it ?"

C Lee:"We manned up and used poo"

FA:"Oh god!"

he pondered a moment...........

FA:"*sighs* ok then but how am i gonna do it i don't have an ass anymore let alone a bowel"

Sabre:"I can help out"

FA:"oh Son of a b........take us into the woods Sarge:"

the 3 disappeared for a few moments and then returned with FA back to his barnetted self

Hunter:"Well he........."

FA:"NOT A WORD"

The group continued on in silence......

To be continued...........

 

[NDX]

A Toothless man sat in the tree strumming a banjo,he said his name was NDX

NDX:"hey thurrrrrrr boi,this is thurrrrr woods and this be mating season"

That was because of this

Why was I brought here?

wasn't it?

 

[Kmack]

OMG by far the best chapter yet!up: Serious catfight:meow:

Sava

 

[The Joker]

Herr:"Damn,you are a cold hearted bastard,no wonder we get on so well"

You better believe it Herr

Love this entry hunter

 

[enterthemadness]

People are dropping like flies in the winter. Good entry, man.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Damn you hunter...damn you.

 

[Hunter Rider]

That was because of this



wasn't it?

Yes,just be glad i didn't give you the polar bears role

 

[enterthemadness]

Damn you hunter...damn you.

Walk it off FA...I mean crawl it off... YOU CAN'T!

 

[Hunter Rider]

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