Hype News Investigation: Erzengel

Erzengel · May 30, 2008

Post your address and I will. :huh:

jaguarr · May 30, 2008

moraldeficiency said:
Fool, we've hypnotized Bruce Cambell with our flashy seizure inducing florescent lights and made him a greeter. No zombie can stop us now. (does evil laugh) Our evil and blue sweater vests thingies have no limit!!!

Hypnotized greeters aren't allowed in court, so you still lose. And the only way to beat something evil is with something MORE evil and there's nothing more evil than Zombie Johnny Chochran. Nice try.

jag

Captain Planet! · May 30, 2008

Erzengel said:
Post your address and I will.

309 West Rapedbyanasian street

Erzengel · May 30, 2008

I can't send it there.

You didn't leave a city, state, and zip. :huh:

Captain Planet! · May 30, 2008

Erzengel said:
I can't send it there.

You didn't leave a city, state, and zip.

Rapedbyanasian City, Rapedbyanasianberg, 12345

moraldeficiency · May 30, 2008

jaguarr said:
Hypnotized greeters aren't allowed in court, so you still lose. And the only way to beat something evil is with something MORE evil and there's nothing more evil than Zombie Johnny Chochran. Nice try.

jag

You just show me the law that says we cannot use our hypnotized Bruce Campbell Walmart Greeter to fight your Zombie Johnny Cochran in court with a chain saw!!!! If such a law exists, I will ****ing quit and move to mexico where the government isn't constricting with the rules and laws. ****ing fascists!!!

moraldeficiency · May 30, 2008

Captain Planet! said:
Rapedbyanasian City, Rapedbyanasianberg, 12345

Dude I live next door to you. Remember that guy drunken christmas caroling down the street last week? That was me!

jaguarr · May 30, 2008

moraldeficiency said:
You just show me the law that says we cannot use our hypnotized Bruce Campbell Walmart Greeter to fight your Zombie Johnny Cochran in court with a chain saw!!!! If such a law exists, I will ****ing quit and move to mexico where the government isn't constricting with the rules and laws. ****ing fascists!!!

Trademark & Licensing Code, Section 4.5.7, third clause:

"The use of hypnotized Bruce Campbell Walmart Greeters to engage in any kind of combat in court, including with handheld and unconventional weapons such as chainsaws or electric hedge-trimmers, is explicitly forbidden. If the opposing council is of the Zombie variant, violation of this clause may be subject to fine and/or criminal charges."

jag

Erzengel · May 30, 2008

Captain Planet! said:
Rapedbyanasian City, Rapedbyanasianberg, 12345

You don't live in a very original place if they name the street, city, and state all the same. :huh:

Captain Planet! · May 30, 2008

moraldeficiency said:
Dude I live next door to you. Remember that guy drunken christmas caroling down the street last week? That was me!

That was you? I kicked you in the balls.

Erzengel said:
You don't live in a very original place if they name the street, city, and state all the same.

Hey, I'm not the one who named it.

Mee · May 30, 2008

Captain Planet! said:
That was you? I kicked you in the balls.

Twas the season.

BlackLantern · May 30, 2008

No one ever asks me questions....it makes me sad

Erzengel · May 30, 2008

You've been here a year. :huh:

Do you know how long it took me to strut around this place like I owned it? :huh:

6 months at least.

BlackLantern · May 30, 2008

I know....my time will come one day....

Alex The Great · May 30, 2008

Erz is ok, i wouldn't take a bullet for him....I would take like....Air Gun for him....Maybe a Water Gun if i'm not wearing new clothes at the time....

And also,

Hype News Investigaition: Erzengal. Thread of The Year (Made by Mee)

Mee is love.

Erzengel · May 30, 2008

Kissing Mee's ass won't get you your own Hype News Investigation.

Alex The Great · May 30, 2008

i know....lol

The Original Bamfer · May 30, 2008

Mee said:
(says the guy who came in 2nd)

What did I say?

Spade · May 30, 2008

Erzengel said:
I've helped, JAL, GAH, Hooter's Pimp, Blind Fury, etc.

What'd you help him with? If I remember correctly, Blind Fury was perma-banned some time ago.

Mee · May 30, 2008

The Original Bamfer said:
What did I say?

Bamfer, Norman...potato, pototo...

knowsbleed · May 31, 2008

Erzengel said:
Actually, the people who usually ask for pictures are female. I think I would be weirded out if any guy pmed me because they wanted to know what I looked like. *creepy*

So when SupermanBeyond asked you for your pic... that was one of the exceptions eh?

Erzengel · May 31, 2008

Yeah him and Kainedamo.

BizarroAids · May 31, 2008

Erzengel said:
Kissing Mee's ass won't get you your own Hype News Investigation.

Danalys · May 31, 2008

hmm i need to come up with a name for this sort of thing... clique self-aggrandizing. i used to enjoy hype news when it was a novelty in a sea of normalcy but now the hype is a bizarro twilight zone. i figure most are enjoying the sunshine.

BlackLantern · May 31, 2008

Danalys said:
hmm i need to come up with a name for this sort of thing... clique self-aggrandizing. i used to enjoy hype news when it was a novelty in a sea of normalcy but now the hype is a bizarro twilight zone. i figure most are enjoying the sunshine.

How so? is it the fact that people can have a full conversation without resorting to name calling and pic posting?

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