Hype News!

[Mee]

Good evening morning or afternoon, wherever you are were or have been. Welcome to Hype News, like the real news, only with stuff you care about.

I'm Mee. Or Mee` if you don't speekah any engrish. For now it's a one man show. Like a one man band, only less pathetic. At least that's what I tell myself. And I fully intend to do this for like, a while. At least.

Now on to our top story:

The Hype Awards-
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=261102

There were winners and there were losers. Alot of losers. But all of this was overshadowed by the scandal of the Dick of the Year Award. Now, I would've thought a poster named Dick or heck even Richard would walk away with this one. But it was Hype mod, Morg, in an upset. And speaking of upset, someone got just that and deleted the whole thread and banned the host, Not Jake. The thread has been returned, somewhat edited, and Not Jake was sentenced to 3 weeks probation. He will be missed.


Moving on to Sports...


The SHHFFL-
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=238272


After a long hard season, the winner of the SuperHeroHype Fantasy Football League was finally decided this weekend. That glorious champion was none other than, Mee. Defeating aging veteren and father of one, TheManofBat, 101 to 98.



And now my exclusive interview with the winner:

Me: So, firstly, may I say what a handsome fellow you are.

Mee: Thanks, I try to stay fit.

Me: If I was a woman, I'd totally want you. Even more than I do now.

Mee: I get that alot.

Me: So, anyway, how did you pull off this big win?

Mee: Well, I picked my players, watched tv, and uh...waited.

Me: And your brilliant strategy worked like a charm.

Mee: It's really mostly luck.

Me: And modest too, I may not have to be a woman!

Mee: Yeah... well, it was alot of fun and it's too bad somebody had to lose.

Me: Thanks for taking the time to be here you foxy man you.



That's all for tonight folks. And remember, if you think something newsworthy, feel free to pm it to me. If your story gets used in the Hype News you're entered to win free oxygen for life.


More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Mee: It's really mostly luck.

Me: And modest too, I may not have to be a woman!

LMAO

 

[Mee]

It was hard to control my feelings. But being the semi-professional that I am I pulled through.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Mee: It's really mostly luck.

Me: And modest too, I may not have to be a woman!

I don't get the joke..

 

[Mr Sparkle]

you fail at humor SHH is France and Mee Is Jerry Lewis damn you!!!

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I'm sorry Dad

 

[Mee]

I don't get the joke..

"Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees..!"

 

[Kevin]

Ok, this is an awesome thread, Mee.

 

[Mee]

Ok, this is an awesome thread, Mee.

Possibly. I may have to investigate this.

 

[Mee]

Hype Investigation-

Good morning to me and good whatever to the common people, welcome back to Hype News. Today, part 1 of my on-going investigation into flashing avatars and the theory that they may cause cancer.

Avatars like this, belonging to one Wilhelm-Scream, could be slowly killing you. (spoiler tags for your protection)

Spoiler

I set out to find the finest doctor I know, and get his opinion.

But it turns out he's not a doctor, he's dead.

Dead inside, I wandered the streets with no sign of an answer. Then I came upon a man on the corner who changed everything. Doctor Zeus he called himself. Not a very clean fellow, and very underfunded. Working out of a box in an alley.

This is what he had to say...

"Of course they cause cancer! But it really doesn't matter since the world is ending anyway! Speaking of ending, I've been pretty lonely, you wanna come on back and-"

At that point I gave him a manly slap to the face and ran away screaming.


So there you have it. People like Wilhelm-Scream are murderers, but they may just be saving you from the fate that is to come.

This has been Mee, for Hype News.


More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums.

 

[Fran]

Mee is making an early campaign for 2007 PotY.

 

[Mee]

I do this for the people.

 

[Fran]

You won the league? Awesome

 

[Darthphere]

Mee is the Hype.

 

[Fran]

Mee is love.

 

[Mee]

Rave reviews.

Take that Anderson Cooper.

 

[Darthphere]

Rave reviews.

Take that Anderson Cooper.

You need a Katrina:

 

[Mee]

When Spider-Man 3 hits, the Spidey boards will be one big disaster area. When that day comes, one man will brave the storm to bring you the truth. And if I can't convince him to do it, I'll go myself.

 

[Immortalfire]

When Spider-Man 3 hits, the Spidey boards will be one big disaster area. When that day comes, one man will brave the storm to bring you the truth. And if I can't convince him to do it, I'll go myself.

Hurricane Raimi...this will be the third time that storm blows into the Hype. Something's up

 

[Mee]

Well, I don't do weather.

 

[tzarinna]

I'm so loving this.

 

[Darthphere]

Well, I don't do weather.

Say it, don't spray it.

 

[StorminNorman]

No coverage of Survior 19 Mee?

Thats what I call lazy journalism

For shame, for shame

 

[Mee]

No coverage of Survior 19 Mee?

Thats what I call lazy journalism

For shame, for shame

Oh ye of little faith.

I'll get to it. But nothing has really happened yet that I know of. So hurry up and backstab someone.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I wonder if Mee will get his Watergate?
it should be a thing to see.
Let's watch.