FADE IN:
EXT. INDONESIAN MILITARY CAMP - DAY
Jose Mulando runs up to the front of the military camp carrying papers in his hands. As he does so, several armed indonesian soldiers run up to him. Jose stops, the militants coming at him. A general motions for the other militants to slow down and approaches Jose.
GENERAL
What the **** are you doing here?
Jose wipes off his face and hands the General his papers.
JOSE
I hold in my hand the names of some powerful people in the guerilla force. I can give them to you tommorrow, we will be attacking one of your bases.
The general looks at the paper, smiling slightly but keeping his game face on.
GENERAL
I assume there is something you want us to give you for these people. What do you want?
Jose looks the General dead in the eyes.
JOSE
I want to go to America.
EXT. WOODS - NIGHT
Rain pours down upon the guerrillas hiding out in the trees. Jose, Alberto, and two other members of the Liberation force sit hunched over, carrying sniper rifles in their hands. Alberto taps Joses shoulder.
ALBERTO
Were about three miles from their base. Theyll never even see us snipe them, right, Tomas?
Tomas is a young and gifted sniper. He is thin, smart and athletic. You would have never guessed that the man he was standing next to, who was looking through night vision goggles, was his brother Roberto. Roberto was chubby and unathletic, but was a great strategist.
TOMAS
Youre damn right. That will teach them to mess with crocodile isle.
Roberto pauses a second to stop looking through the goggles and laughs.
ROBERTO
Dont get too excited Tomas, you havent shot anything yet.
Alberto looks at his friend Roberto through shifty eyes. He nods to the goggles.
ALBERTO
You see anything?
Roberto shakes his head.
ROBERTO
Their base is devoid of life. Not one person is moving down there. Either theyre very crafty or very stupid.
Jose winces, but none of them see it.
TOMAS
Stupid is more like it!
They all laugh. Roberto looks back in his goggles.
ROBERTO
Wait...I see someone moving.
ALBERTO
Who is it?
ROBERTO
Its an Indonesian soldier. Hes doing a routine sweep around the base. Ha, we got this guy right where we want him and he doesnt even know it.
Alberto nods, and then gestures to Tomas.
ALBERTO
Tomas, go to a better ground for sniping. Well see you there later.
Tomas smiles, and slides down the slope they are all standing on top of. Rain pours down in a muddy pool and he is coated in it. Alberto taps Jose.
ALBERTO (CONTD)
Jose, Ive been meaning to ask you something.
JOSE
Whats that?
ALBERTO
Yesterday, when all of us were training at the camp, I didnt see you. Where did you --
A bullet pierces straight through Albertos skull. Blood shoots out onto the mud-soaked ground. Shouting comes from every direction. Jose looks down stupidly at his friend. Albertos eyes do not move -- he is dead.
Roberto drops his goggles down in a haste, and starts firing his M-16 in every direction.
ROBERTO
ALBERTO! YOU KILLED ALBERTO!
All at once, three bullets shoot through Robertos fat body at record speed. They leave huge, wide-open holes in his back. He falls downwards, the rain shooting through him.
More shouting, and the rush of feet. In a trance, Jose grabs his shotgun and steps over the two dead bodies of his friends. He slides down the slope face first. His entire body is covered in blood, dirt and rain.
He turns around and sees Tomas standing there, not moving. He runs to the frail young boy.
JOSE
TOMAS! IM HERE TOMAS!
He grabs Tomas and pulls him around. He looks at him, shocked. Blood soaks down the neck of Tomas. When he speaks, he chokes it up.
TOMAS
Jose...
Another gunshot, and blood sprays across Joses face. The boy falls to the ground. He will not get up again. Jose looks down in horror, and closes his eyes, trying to let the rain wash the blood off of him.
When he opens them again he sees three American soldiers armed and coming after him. One of them, a blonde-haired kid in his twenties, walks in Joses direction.
AMERICAN SOLDIER
Are you Jose Mulando?
Jose looks at him in disbelief.
JOSE
Yes.
The American Soldier grabs Jose and pulls him to the ground. Rain pours down Joses body. He looks up at the soldier, at a loss for words.
AMERICAN SOLDIER
Welcome to America.
The blonde American then steps on Joses face with his combat boots. His other friends start to laugh. Joses screams echo in the night.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. DIE VALUECTICS ROOM - NIGHT
Die Valuectics room is bare, save for a couple photos of show-dogs and a depressing white bed. Jayna takes a deep breath, and keeps the gun pointed at Piras head. Pira looks around, worried.
PIRA
What do you think theyre doing out there?
JAYNA
I dont know, and I dont care.
Pira sighs.
PIRA
You mean you dont want to.
JAYNA
Shut up!
Jayna looks at the doorway, a little scared. Pira rolls her eyes.
PIRA
Hey Jayna, theres something I forgot to tell you.
JAYNA
Oh yeah, whats that?
Pira takes Jaynas hand and twists it. Jayna shrieks, and Pira punches Jayna in the face hard. Then she bends down and picks up the revolver. She points it back at Jayna.
PIRA
I know how to use a gun.
INT. OUTSIDE OF MAXS OLD ROOM - NIGHT
Spork prances down the hallway, sliding one hand down the wall and keeping the other on his shotgun. He stops when he gets right outside Max Shrecks room. Inside, the fountain flows as peacefully as ever.
SPORK
Its hot and spicy time.
He unstraps the shotgun and points it in front of him. He walks into Maxs room.
INT. MAXS OLD ROOM - NIGHT
As Spork walks in, the room is empty. He looks around, keeping his gun in his hands and one finger on the trigger. Nobody is there. He turns a corner.
SPORK
BOOM! Head shot!
His words echo throughout the room. He shrugs and turns around.
Danger Mouse comes out of the corner, his hair and face a mess. He punches Spork in the face leaving a small imprint with his fist on the sexy ones forehead. Spork falls backwards onto the white tile floor.
It takes a while for Spork to realize what just happened to him. When he does, he gets up and yanks at Danger Mouses arm and pulls it back in a fit of rage. There is a snap as he lets go, and then DM squeals in pain.
Danger Mouse looks down at the floor and reaches for the shotgun. Spork, seeing him do this, steps on his hand as he reaches for it. Through a clump of hair we can hear Danger Mouse groan in pain. Spork lets his foot off of DMs hand, and then kicks him in the face.
Clutching his face with his injured hand, Danger Mouse rolls around the floor in pain. Stepping over him, Spork grabs him by the neck, pulling him slowly up the wall so that hes level with The Last Meatbag. Spork smiles.
SPORK (CONTD)
You know, I dont usually bother with Star Wars rejects like you. But youve really been a pain in my ass. You took the one person in my life that I still cared about away from me.
Spork increases the pressure on Danger Mouses throat. Danger Mouse struggles to breathe. His face is now a mess of hair and fresh blood; a cut runs up his forehead.
SPORK (CONTD)
Yet really, I should be thanking you, because you just made it even sweeter for me when I take your life away from you.
Then, as he grits his teeth, Spork grabs Danger Mouse by his dry, mossy hair and pulls him over to the fountain. He shoves him down to his knees. Danger Mouse breathes in deeply, preparing himself. In the middle of his breath, Spork dunks his head into the water by his hair, forcing him down and drowning him in it.
WE SEE DANGER MOUSE STRUGGLING UNDERWATER, TRYING TO BREATHE.
Spork keeps Danger Mouses head emerged in the fountain until he stops moving.
INT. EXALTEDS CHAMBER ROOM - NIGHT
Webmistress kept her gun pointed at the Exalted, cautiously looking at him through her golden eyes.
THE EXALTED
PUT THE GUN DOWN ALEXIA. LET US TRY TO ACT LIKE NORMAL, RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS, IF JUST FOR ONCE.
Webmistress shakes her head angrily.
WEBMISTRESS
What the hell do you know about being a human being of any kind? You were really going to kill that helpless girl, werent you? What point would that prove?
The Exalted starts to laugh.
THE EXALTED
PIRA CAN MORE THAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE HELPLESS. AND I WASNT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING. I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Webmistress looks at the Exalted, completely disgusted with him.
WEBMISTRESS
You did all of this, to what? Talk to you prized student again? Why didnt you just page me?
The Exalted shrugs and laughs.
THE EXALTED
OKAY, SO MAYBE I DID HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE. OR MAYBE IM JUST A CRAZY PRICK, SCREWING WITH EVERYONE I COME INTO CONTACT WITH. IT DOESNT MATTER. IM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU ANYMORE. IVE BEEN LYING MY WHOLE LIFE, TRYING TO LIVE UP TO SOME IDEAL I KNEW IN MY HEART WAS FICTIONAL. I JUST, I WANT YOU TO SEE, THAT THERES A PEACEFUL WAY TO DO THINGS.
Matt Murdock appears from out of the corner and points his gun at the Exalteds head. Webmistress points her gun at him and then back at the Exalted.
MATT MURDOCK
Thats great and all, but right now Im a loose cannon and Im about ready to ****ing explode.
WEBMISTRESS
Matt, you shouldnt be here.
Matt turns to Webby angry and points the gun at her.
MATT MURDOCK
You knew this would happen, didnt you, Webby? Why didnt you tell me anything? You lied to me!
THE EXALTED
BIG SURPRISE.
Matt turns the gun back to the Exalted.
MATT MURDOCK
SHUT UP! In case you forgot, Im a ****ing psychopath, and if you say the wrong thing to me, I JUST MIGHT BLOW YOUR ****ING HEAD OFF!
WEBMISTRESS
Calm down Matt. Youre drunk and youre not thinking straight.
MATT MURDOCK
**** you and your bull****, Webby! I loved you and I still love you--
THE EXALTED
OH, GAG ME WITH A ****ING SPOON. YOU TWO ARE THE SINGLE MOST FED UP COUPLE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME. JUST HAVE CRAZY WILD SEX AND STOP WASTING MY TIME.
MATT MURDOCK
And you know what Exalted, I dont want to hear one goddamn word from you. Since Ive been here, youve been nothing but a cancer to me. So its time I return the favour.
Matt reaches to pull the trigger of his gun but Exalted grabs Matt by the neck, taking him down. Webmistress keeps her gun on both of them, shocked. She grits her teeth.
Exalted, keeping one hand on Matt, pulls his hood off. Joses face is a collection of scars from different places. He has grown since that night in the rain, he has gotten older and he seems to look at the world differently. His eyes are no longer slanted, but are wide open and switch from side to side.
Matt looks up at the Exalted in fear and shock. Webmistress tries to relax her finger on the trigger. She looks at Exalted and Matt, concentrated. Then she sees Altered Ego behind the both of them, slicking back his hair and grinning at her. She puts her gun down in shock.
ALTERED EGO
Kill him.
Webmistress shakes her head furiously. Matt grabs onto Exalteds hands, trying to get the grip off of his neck. He looks at Webmistress worried. Exalted stares at her, looking through her.
ALTERED EGO (CONTD)
Pull the trigger and shoot him! NOW!
Webmistress raises her shotgun again, and points it back at the Exalted.
INT. MAXS OLD ROOM
For a long time Danger Mouse remains motionless as Spork keeps his head underwater. Then his hand moves, grabbing onto Sporks face. He pulls back and Spork increases his hold on Danger Mouses head. Danger Mouse then kicks backwards and punts Spork in the crotch. Spork lets go, and Danger Mouse gets up, his hair now wet and wild. Spork grabs him again by the throat and tries to choke him.
DANGER MOUSE
...No...
Danger Mouse steps on Sporks foot, crushing it. It distracts Spork enough that he lets go and Danger Mouse head-butts him. Then he kicks Spork in the knees hard and punches him in the face with a clenched fist.
Spork steps back. He is now just as bloodied as Danger Mouse was before. He wipes blood off of his forehead with his hand. Danger Mouse pulls back and punches him again, this time harder.
There is a third hit, and a fourth. Spork spits blood onto the ground, and shakes his head, unbelieving.
SPORK
I beat the former master...
He looks at Danger Mouse and he spits out another wad of blood onto the floor. This one looks like it has something in it.
SPORK (CONTD)
I can beat the former apprentice.
Spork goes to hit Danger Mouse, but Danger Mouse comes running at him, knocking the both of them into the bed. A pile of stuffed animals falls on top of them. Spork grabs one of them and stands up. He slaps Danger Mouse around with it, swinging it like a maniac.
Then Spork looks down at the stuffed animal confused. It is a teddy bear. He stands there staring at it and starts to laugh. The irony of it kills him and he bends down, laughing loudly.
Danger Mouse takes advantage and hits him with an uppercut, sending him flying on top of the bed. The sudden weight of Spork causes the bed to fall apart and it slams down on the ground, leaving a pile of dust in its wake.
The dust surrounds Spork and he rolls himself off the bed landing with a thud onto the hard tile floor. As he tries to stand up, his knees crack. He sits back down, and Danger Mouse appears with Sporks shotgun. He points it at Spork and smiles.
There is footsteps and the click of something metal. Danger Mouses smile disappears.
FEMININE VOICE
Get away from my boyfriend.
Danger Mouse turns around and sees Pira standing there with a gun pointed to Jaynas head. Jayna looks at Danger Mouse and smiles sadly. Danger Mouse points the gun back at Spork, and Spork looks over at Pira and nods to her.
SPORK
Hi Pira. Im here to rescue you.
PIRA
Hi Spork. How are things?
SPORK
Pretty good actually. I mean, aside from the whole bleeding thing, but that seems to happen to me naturally.
Danger Mouse looks at Jayna, and shoves the shotgun into Sporks forehead.
DANGER MOUSE
Let Jayna go.
PIRA
Only if you let Spork go first.
Danger Mouse looks at Pira and Jayna, and then looks back at Spork. He reluctantly drops the shotgun down to the ground, and Spork gets up. Pira puts the gun away from Jayna.
Danger Mouse runs to Jayna and they embrace in each others arms. Spork walks over to Pira and scratches his head.
SPORK
I was worried about you, you know.
PIRA
I know Spork. So was I.
SPORK
Look...I, I wish there was some way I could um, make this up to you.
Pira nods, and runs her hand up Sporks face.
PIRA
Theres a way.
Sporks face lights up in a mischievous way.
SPORK
Really, sexy?
PIRA
Talk to Teddy. Get over whatevers going on with you guys. Then, I want to meet him.
Spork nods, and smiles.
SPORK
Okay. Ill do it for you.
Pira smiles, and they kiss passionately.