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Okay then! New page! Here it is: Episode 20. I honestly didn't change that much to this one; just a few scenes near the beginning, and then I went over all the swears with asterisks..
INT. X-Chick's Apartment
Close up on a green apartment door, the wood has started to rot, and it's showing it's age. An enraged hand beats upon the tired wood till finally it creaks open. A woman past her prime opens the door, it's X-Chick.
Webmistress, a dame to die for or even kill for. She's in complete control from her facial expression right down to her beauty, and right now she's got it trained to strike fear in the hearts of the most courageous of men. X-Chick does her best in the face of such an adversary but her yellowness shows through her bravado.
Webmistress' anger is a palpable beast that plows straight through X-Chick, it rages straight to the bedroom, where she finds Victor cowering in his boxers.
The beast is gone in it's place is a cold and broken woman.
Webmistress walks out, leaving Victor all alone.
INT. Pira's Hangout
Pira resides in her inner chambers, which is really home to Matrix, a ghost in the system. Pira's humble abode resembles that of that of a palm reader, low light levels, beads, and various useless accoutrements abound, and in the center is a small round table with Matrix, a forty-year old bad ass black male with an eye patch and folded hands, on the other, a pretty yet innocent young woman named Pira.
Matrix unfolds his hands, relaxing his right facedown on the table. The other casually itching his chin.
Pira sighs; she starts gripping her right wrist under the table, faintly acknowledging her discontent. The subtle trace of a smile shows on Matrix's face.
There's a look of shock on Pira's face, she seems to have some vague notion this has to do with her, however in Matrix's mind, Pira is under his complete control. Pira silently does as she is told, she goes outside.
The same look of shock is on Spork's face, he silently enters Pira's humble abode. Matrix doesn't greet Spork, he simply says one sentence.
INT. Matt's Headquarter
Danger Mouse opens his eyes, the camera zooms out, Danger Mouse is strapped to a medical bed with Matt and Webmistress standing over him.
Webmistress leaves the room, leaving Matt and Danger alone. It's really not a headquarters as an old infirmary. Danger Mouse struggles to free himself, he shakes the room, the clatter of old penicillin bottles rings in the room till finally...
Matt goes to unfasten the clasps securing Danger Mouse to the bed, but first notices Danger is still straining to free his tightly fastened wrists, Matt looks into Danger Mouse's eyes with a killer kindness.
Matt undoes the clasps, Danger Mouse hops off the bed and takes care to dust himself off; Matt nods Danger Mouse in the direction of the door; Solemnly, they walk out into the hall.
INT. Hallway
Webmistress is patrolling a hallway filled with shadows. She takes notice of the fact the shadows seem to be shifting all around, and it leaves her feeling uneasy, but she continues to walk with her own brand of confidence. Out of nowhere, a wall of shadow casually moves away, as if on command, to reveal Altered Ego. He's standing against a wall, with his arms folded. Webmistress looks relieved, and she actually blushes!
Webmistress allows herself to become distracted: She now notices the hallway is no longer covered in shadows, and that's when she sees him: Victor Von Doom. Victor lies alone, cold, and desolate on the dirty floors of the hallway. Covered in some type of sludge, he struggles to breathe as if born again. His vision blurred, he seeks to get up, but falls. Victor's last memory is X-Chick's apartment, in his mind; a day hasn't past yet between then and now.
She hears his scream and goes running off to find out what's happening. As she gets closer to Victor she immediately takes out her gun. The beast is out in full force.
Webmistress is shocked, she takes a step back. The beast is gone in a flash; in its place is the cold broken woman.
Webmistress tries to remember that day, and she does indeed remember it. Yet she can't remember the man she loved. She remembers who he was, what he stood for, but not his face. It could really be anyone while at the same time it couldn't. Victor tries to stand up again. He falls but this time Webmistress catches him, his grip feels so right, so soothing.
Altered Ego appears again over Webmistress' shoulder.
INT. Teddy's Dojo
The Hype: a series of windowless rooms with no end in sight. One such room happens to be an abandoned school gym, the ceiling rising as high as twenty feet. However this ceiling cannot be seen due to a layer of cobwebs that adorn it. Teddy (a wise sage but a terrible martial artist) sits at the center of his Dojo. He sits in meditation; wisely enjoying the tranquility, which he knows, will not last for long. For just at that moment Spork comes bustling in with his girlfriend Pira, destroying Teddy's last meditation.
Spork looks over at Pira and raises his eyebrows. She shrugs.
Leaving his former student, Teddy exits his dojo for the last time in complete serenity. Pira and Spork stare into each other's eyes, Pira soothes her lover's fears, all his qualms are quieted under her calming gaze, they embrace, and then they separate. Spork is left alone, then he hears his master's final words to him.
INT. Hallway
Matt Murdock and Danger Mouse's swords clash, the ferociousness a mask for the sincere horror of hurting the other.
There swords clash, Danger Mouse has improved, he forces Matt Murdock into giving up ground.
Danger Mouse sword comes down upon Matt Murdock, Murdock defends with his sword, there locked into a battle of strength. Murdock pushes Danger Mouse away. They now stand staring at each other.
The voices are drowned out by the beautiful symphony of swords crashing against each other. The time for talk was over. Blood was to be spilt but whose?
INT. Hallway
Ballbuster pursues the hallways searching for his surrogate son: Robin. He begins to run, screaming like a mad man, Robin's name. Till finally he breaks down against a wall, away from the stares of others, far away from anyone except himself, and the repressive weeping flows forth, it's slow at first, like water flowing down a stream for the first time, but over time, the river emerges. However this catharsis is broken by the bloodlust of Lord Renos.
Ballbuster lifts his head, his eye's swollen, his face marked by steams of tears, and defiantly Ballbuster swallows all of that, wipes off his face, and acts as if nothing had happened.
Lord Renos takes out a cross bow, and shoots Ballbuster's leg. Ballbuster falls to the ground in agony, big mouth but not one for pain.
A sword, the sword meant for the blood of hippies, comes crashing down, searing Lord Renos's arm from his body. Ballbuster is serenaded with Renos’s blood. Renos runs in horror leaving behind one solemn hippie hunter and a porn star with people issues.
Hippie Hunter without another word walks past Ballbuster, who's in shock.
Hippie Hunter fades into the obscure hallway, as Ballbuster pulls out the crossbow from his leg.
INT. Matrix's Inner Sanctum
Teddy is escorted through a long hall by Pira.
Pira seems slightly puzzled, Teddy steps through the door, on the other side is highly furnished room with all types of art and a circular table where two men sit. One is rather old, has a white beard that touches the floor, and has a hunch, this is Movies205. The other is a very foreboding looking black man with an eye-patch and goatee, this is Matrix.
INT. Hallway
Matt Murdock's blade sits viciously on Danger Mouse's throat, whose now been beaten to the ground. The victory is Matt's but will he claim his prize?
Matt takes a deep breath and simply gets up and sheaths his sword.
Matt Murdock sticks out his hand; Danger Mouse looks at it uneasily, then shakes it.
Matt Murdock and Danger Mouse turn to see a limping Ballbuster.
Episode 20
Tears of Blood
By
JollyJohnny a.k.a. Elisha Cuthbert
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Movies205
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Socrates
Tears of Blood
By
JollyJohnny a.k.a. Elisha Cuthbert
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Movies205
&
Socrates
INT. X-Chick's Apartment
Close up on a green apartment door, the wood has started to rot, and it's showing it's age. An enraged hand beats upon the tired wood till finally it creaks open. A woman past her prime opens the door, it's X-Chick.
Webmistress
Where is he?
X-chick
Who?
Where is he?
X-chick
Who?
Webmistress, a dame to die for or even kill for. She's in complete control from her facial expression right down to her beauty, and right now she's got it trained to strike fear in the hearts of the most courageous of men. X-Chick does her best in the face of such an adversary but her yellowness shows through her bravado.
WEBMISTRESS
Don't lie to me b**ch, where's Victor?
X-CHICK
Look lady, this isn't what it looks like!
Don't lie to me b**ch, where's Victor?
X-CHICK
Look lady, this isn't what it looks like!
Webmistress' anger is a palpable beast that plows straight through X-Chick, it rages straight to the bedroom, where she finds Victor cowering in his boxers.
VICTOR
Oh no!
X-CHICK
Look I'm going make some coffee so if either you want a cup of joe, I'll be in the kitchen.
X-Chick leaves the two of them alone.Oh no!
X-CHICK
Look I'm going make some coffee so if either you want a cup of joe, I'll be in the kitchen.
WEBMISTRESS
Victor Von Doom what the **** are you doing?
VICTOR
It's not what it looks like.
Victor Von Doom what the **** are you doing?
VICTOR
It's not what it looks like.
The beast is gone in it's place is a cold and broken woman.
WEBMISTRESS
Why'd you throw it away, do you always want to be a loser?
Why'd you throw it away, do you always want to be a loser?
Webmistress walks out, leaving Victor all alone.
VICTOR
I don't know...
I don't know...
INT. Pira's Hangout
Pira resides in her inner chambers, which is really home to Matrix, a ghost in the system. Pira's humble abode resembles that of that of a palm reader, low light levels, beads, and various useless accoutrements abound, and in the center is a small round table with Matrix, a forty-year old bad ass black male with an eye patch and folded hands, on the other, a pretty yet innocent young woman named Pira.
MATRIX
You are not to see Spork, outside of your mission.
PIRA
Why not?
MATRIX
Because it cannot be done, who has cared and provided for you here?
PIRA
You have.
You are not to see Spork, outside of your mission.
PIRA
Why not?
MATRIX
Because it cannot be done, who has cared and provided for you here?
PIRA
You have.
Matrix unfolds his hands, relaxing his right facedown on the table. The other casually itching his chin.
MATRIX
Yes. So you'll do as I say.
Yes. So you'll do as I say.
Pira sighs; she starts gripping her right wrist under the table, faintly acknowledging her discontent. The subtle trace of a smile shows on Matrix's face.
MATRIX
Nonetheless, I need you to have Spork take you to Teddy, and summon him here immediately.
PIRA
Teddy sees no one but Spork, Spork won't take me!
MATRIX
Silly girl, bring in Spork!
Nonetheless, I need you to have Spork take you to Teddy, and summon him here immediately.
PIRA
Teddy sees no one but Spork, Spork won't take me!
MATRIX
Silly girl, bring in Spork!
There's a look of shock on Pira's face, she seems to have some vague notion this has to do with her, however in Matrix's mind, Pira is under his complete control. Pira silently does as she is told, she goes outside.
SPORK
Are you all right, I just saw Hippie Hunter...
PIRA
It doesn't matter, Matrix wants to see you.
Are you all right, I just saw Hippie Hunter...
PIRA
It doesn't matter, Matrix wants to see you.
The same look of shock is on Spork's face, he silently enters Pira's humble abode. Matrix doesn't greet Spork, he simply says one sentence.
MATRIX
Take Pira to Teddy, that is all.
SPORK
What do you mean that is all?
MATRIX
I have no further use for you, so be gone!
At this... Spork was speechless, he ends up muttering something, and leaving with Pira.
SPORK
Is he always such an a**hole?
PIRA
He doesn't mean it...
Take Pira to Teddy, that is all.
SPORK
What do you mean that is all?
MATRIX
I have no further use for you, so be gone!
At this... Spork was speechless, he ends up muttering something, and leaving with Pira.
SPORK
Is he always such an a**hole?
PIRA
He doesn't mean it...
INT. Matt's Headquarter
Danger Mouse opens his eyes, the camera zooms out, Danger Mouse is strapped to a medical bed with Matt and Webmistress standing over him.
WEBMISTRESS
What the hell do we do with him, I mean if he really is defected from Exalted.
MATT MURDOCK
Danger Mouse is dead to me...
WEBMISTRESS
How can you say that he was your frickin' disciple at one point.
DANGER MOUSE
Heyghh... Let me out!
WEBMISTRESS
Aw... Great he's awake, I'm going go on patrol, you guys work out your s**t...
What the hell do we do with him, I mean if he really is defected from Exalted.
MATT MURDOCK
Danger Mouse is dead to me...
WEBMISTRESS
How can you say that he was your frickin' disciple at one point.
DANGER MOUSE
Heyghh... Let me out!
WEBMISTRESS
Aw... Great he's awake, I'm going go on patrol, you guys work out your s**t...
Webmistress leaves the room, leaving Matt and Danger alone. It's really not a headquarters as an old infirmary. Danger Mouse struggles to free himself, he shakes the room, the clatter of old penicillin bottles rings in the room till finally...
MATT MURDOCK
STOP!
DANGER MOUSE
Release me.
MATT MURDOCK
Oh, I will. However when I do, you'll agree to complete silence till we are outside.
DANGER MOUSE
Why? What's outside?
STOP!
DANGER MOUSE
Release me.
MATT MURDOCK
Oh, I will. However when I do, you'll agree to complete silence till we are outside.
DANGER MOUSE
Why? What's outside?
Matt goes to unfasten the clasps securing Danger Mouse to the bed, but first notices Danger is still straining to free his tightly fastened wrists, Matt looks into Danger Mouse's eyes with a killer kindness.
MATT MURDOCK
No need to struggle!
No need to struggle!
Matt undoes the clasps, Danger Mouse hops off the bed and takes care to dust himself off; Matt nods Danger Mouse in the direction of the door; Solemnly, they walk out into the hall.
INT. Hallway
Webmistress is patrolling a hallway filled with shadows. She takes notice of the fact the shadows seem to be shifting all around, and it leaves her feeling uneasy, but she continues to walk with her own brand of confidence. Out of nowhere, a wall of shadow casually moves away, as if on command, to reveal Altered Ego. He's standing against a wall, with his arms folded. Webmistress looks relieved, and she actually blushes!
WEBMISTRESS
Don't do that!
ALTERED EGO
Why do you go with Matt Murdock?
WEBMISTRESS
Because. I love him. And he--
ALTERED EGO
But do you?
WEBMISTRESS
Yes. Of course, I love him. I loved him before this place, when...
ALTERED EGO
Are you sure about that, before this place?
Don't do that!
ALTERED EGO
Why do you go with Matt Murdock?
WEBMISTRESS
Because. I love him. And he--
ALTERED EGO
But do you?
WEBMISTRESS
Yes. Of course, I love him. I loved him before this place, when...
ALTERED EGO
Are you sure about that, before this place?
Webmistress allows herself to become distracted: She now notices the hallway is no longer covered in shadows, and that's when she sees him: Victor Von Doom. Victor lies alone, cold, and desolate on the dirty floors of the hallway. Covered in some type of sludge, he struggles to breathe as if born again. His vision blurred, he seeks to get up, but falls. Victor's last memory is X-Chick's apartment, in his mind; a day hasn't past yet between then and now.
VICTOR
SOMEONE HELLPP!!!!!
SOMEONE HELLPP!!!!!
She hears his scream and goes running off to find out what's happening. As she gets closer to Victor she immediately takes out her gun. The beast is out in full force.
WEBMISTRESS
Victor, if you know what's good for you, you'll tell me everything, NOW!!!
VICTOR
WEBBY IS THAT REALLY YOU?! X-Chick means nothing to me, you were right I was a loser, I was just afraid but I'm ready now!
Victor, if you know what's good for you, you'll tell me everything, NOW!!!
VICTOR
WEBBY IS THAT REALLY YOU?! X-Chick means nothing to me, you were right I was a loser, I was just afraid but I'm ready now!
Webmistress is shocked, she takes a step back. The beast is gone in a flash; in its place is the cold broken woman.
WEBMISTRESS
How... do you know that... it was Matt, not you who slept with X-Chick!
VICTOR
You asked me why I threw it away, and I know why! I was afraid, I was stupid and scared. Give me a second chance!
How... do you know that... it was Matt, not you who slept with X-Chick!
VICTOR
You asked me why I threw it away, and I know why! I was afraid, I was stupid and scared. Give me a second chance!
Webmistress tries to remember that day, and she does indeed remember it. Yet she can't remember the man she loved. She remembers who he was, what he stood for, but not his face. It could really be anyone while at the same time it couldn't. Victor tries to stand up again. He falls but this time Webmistress catches him, his grip feels so right, so soothing.
WEBMISTRESS
It's all right, I got you.
It's all right, I got you.
Altered Ego appears again over Webmistress' shoulder.
ALTERED EGO
Do you love Victor as well?
Do you love Victor as well?
INT. Teddy's Dojo
The Hype: a series of windowless rooms with no end in sight. One such room happens to be an abandoned school gym, the ceiling rising as high as twenty feet. However this ceiling cannot be seen due to a layer of cobwebs that adorn it. Teddy (a wise sage but a terrible martial artist) sits at the center of his Dojo. He sits in meditation; wisely enjoying the tranquility, which he knows, will not last for long. For just at that moment Spork comes bustling in with his girlfriend Pira, destroying Teddy's last meditation.
SPORK
TEDDY!
TEDDY
Return you have but of your own volition, I think not!
SPORK
I don't have time for your sensei bull****, if I had my way, I'd never even have returned.
TEDDY
My teachings forgotten are they?
SPORK
Your teachings?! What teachings!
TEDDY
You were not ready, pluck you too early, failed the prophecy you have!
SPORK
What do you know, you stuffed piece of sh--
PIRA
ENOUGH!
TEDDY
Matrix's beckons me, go I must.
PIRA
How'd you know!
TEDDY
Teddy knows more than the children give Teddy credit for!
TEDDY!
TEDDY
Return you have but of your own volition, I think not!
SPORK
I don't have time for your sensei bull****, if I had my way, I'd never even have returned.
TEDDY
My teachings forgotten are they?
SPORK
Your teachings?! What teachings!
TEDDY
You were not ready, pluck you too early, failed the prophecy you have!
SPORK
What do you know, you stuffed piece of sh--
PIRA
ENOUGH!
TEDDY
Matrix's beckons me, go I must.
PIRA
How'd you know!
TEDDY
Teddy knows more than the children give Teddy credit for!
Spork looks over at Pira and raises his eyebrows. She shrugs.
SPORK
If you’re going to see the Matrix, I want to come with you.
TEDDY
Come you can't Spork, another path awaits you. Leave you your friend must.
If you’re going to see the Matrix, I want to come with you.
TEDDY
Come you can't Spork, another path awaits you. Leave you your friend must.
Leaving his former student, Teddy exits his dojo for the last time in complete serenity. Pira and Spork stare into each other's eyes, Pira soothes her lover's fears, all his qualms are quieted under her calming gaze, they embrace, and then they separate. Spork is left alone, then he hears his master's final words to him.
Teddy
REMEMBER TEDDDYYY!!!
REMEMBER TEDDDYYY!!!
INT. Hallway
Matt Murdock and Danger Mouse's swords clash, the ferociousness a mask for the sincere horror of hurting the other.
MATT MURDOCK
How could you use my teachings to aid a mad man like The Exalted!
DANGER MOUSE
HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE!
How could you use my teachings to aid a mad man like The Exalted!
DANGER MOUSE
HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE!
There swords clash, Danger Mouse has improved, he forces Matt Murdock into giving up ground.
DANGER MOUSE (CONT'D)
How dare you judge me, I had to take care of Jayne!
MATT MURDOCK
How's that working out for you?
How dare you judge me, I had to take care of Jayne!
MATT MURDOCK
How's that working out for you?
Danger Mouse sword comes down upon Matt Murdock, Murdock defends with his sword, there locked into a battle of strength. Murdock pushes Danger Mouse away. They now stand staring at each other.
DANGER MOUSE
She left me for Exalted..
MATT MURDOCK
…I told you she was a ****e!
DANGER MOUSE
SHUT UP!
She left me for Exalted..
MATT MURDOCK
…I told you she was a ****e!
DANGER MOUSE
SHUT UP!
The voices are drowned out by the beautiful symphony of swords crashing against each other. The time for talk was over. Blood was to be spilt but whose?
INT. Hallway
Ballbuster pursues the hallways searching for his surrogate son: Robin. He begins to run, screaming like a mad man, Robin's name. Till finally he breaks down against a wall, away from the stares of others, far away from anyone except himself, and the repressive weeping flows forth, it's slow at first, like water flowing down a stream for the first time, but over time, the river emerges. However this catharsis is broken by the bloodlust of Lord Renos.
LORD RENOS
Someone been busting your balls, Ball Buster?
Someone been busting your balls, Ball Buster?
Ballbuster lifts his head, his eye's swollen, his face marked by steams of tears, and defiantly Ballbuster swallows all of that, wipes off his face, and acts as if nothing had happened.
BALLBUSTER
Max Shrek!
LORD RENOS
No Max Shrek here, the name's Lord Renos!
BALLBUSTER
Whatever, leave me alone fruit cake!
LORD RENOS
Bow before your new master, or die!
BALLBUSTER
How about you suck it...
Max Shrek!
LORD RENOS
No Max Shrek here, the name's Lord Renos!
BALLBUSTER
Whatever, leave me alone fruit cake!
LORD RENOS
Bow before your new master, or die!
BALLBUSTER
How about you suck it...
Lord Renos takes out a cross bow, and shoots Ballbuster's leg. Ballbuster falls to the ground in agony, big mouth but not one for pain.
BALLBUSTER (CONT'D)
Son of a f**king b**ch, you f**king motha f**king a**hole!
LORD RENOS
You ready to plead for mercy, or do we want go another round?
Son of a f**king b**ch, you f**king motha f**king a**hole!
LORD RENOS
You ready to plead for mercy, or do we want go another round?
A sword, the sword meant for the blood of hippies, comes crashing down, searing Lord Renos's arm from his body. Ballbuster is serenaded with Renos’s blood. Renos runs in horror leaving behind one solemn hippie hunter and a porn star with people issues.
BALLBUSTER
Thanks mate... But what do I owe the pleasure?
HIPPIE HUNTER
Nothing, we're even...
Thanks mate... But what do I owe the pleasure?
HIPPIE HUNTER
Nothing, we're even...
Hippie Hunter without another word walks past Ballbuster, who's in shock.
HIPPIE HUNTER (CONT'D)
Oh by the way, the b**ch is on her way to the other side of the hype.
Oh by the way, the b**ch is on her way to the other side of the hype.
Hippie Hunter fades into the obscure hallway, as Ballbuster pulls out the crossbow from his leg.
BALLBUSTER
OWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWW!
INT. Matrix's Inner Sanctum
Teddy is escorted through a long hall by Pira.
PIRA
Spork says you’re wise, albeit insane Teddy.
TEDDY
Flattered Teddy is.
PIRA
I was wondering if I could trouble you for some advice.
TEDDY
Useless Advice, Teddy's Forte it is!
PIRA
Well.. It goes something like this... I think I'm in love with Spork but Matrix forbids it, what should I do?
TEDDY
Bigger Problems you have..
PIRA
Like what?
TEDDY
Child you are not, but act as such you do, thus treated as such you are!
At this point they've reached the door to Matrix.
TEDDY (CONT'D)
Here we are, Teddy's Help Line Session over! Your service has been invaluable, Teddy thanks thee.
Spork says you’re wise, albeit insane Teddy.
TEDDY
Flattered Teddy is.
PIRA
I was wondering if I could trouble you for some advice.
TEDDY
Useless Advice, Teddy's Forte it is!
PIRA
Well.. It goes something like this... I think I'm in love with Spork but Matrix forbids it, what should I do?
TEDDY
Bigger Problems you have..
PIRA
Like what?
TEDDY
Child you are not, but act as such you do, thus treated as such you are!
At this point they've reached the door to Matrix.
TEDDY (CONT'D)
Here we are, Teddy's Help Line Session over! Your service has been invaluable, Teddy thanks thee.
Pira seems slightly puzzled, Teddy steps through the door, on the other side is highly furnished room with all types of art and a circular table where two men sit. One is rather old, has a white beard that touches the floor, and has a hunch, this is Movies205. The other is a very foreboding looking black man with an eye-patch and goatee, this is Matrix.
TEDDY (CONT'D)
Time, we're out of, I gather, yes?
MATRIX
Why else would we call you here?
MOVIES205
THE TRIAD IS UPON US!
MATRIX
Teddy, your disciple has brought them upon us.
TEDDY
Failed, have I with Spork, he's given way to love. Ruined my plans have been.
MATRIX
Perhaps this works in our favor.
MOVIES205
What do you ponder Matrix?
MATRIX
I'm not quite sure, but perhaps we need to operate outside our given mission.
MOVIES205
What are you saying Matrix, we failed, the Triad is upon us.
MATRIX
What if we dealt with the Triad?
TEDDY
Bad JuJu, Teddy senses!
Time, we're out of, I gather, yes?
MATRIX
Why else would we call you here?
MOVIES205
THE TRIAD IS UPON US!
MATRIX
Teddy, your disciple has brought them upon us.
TEDDY
Failed, have I with Spork, he's given way to love. Ruined my plans have been.
MATRIX
Perhaps this works in our favor.
MOVIES205
What do you ponder Matrix?
MATRIX
I'm not quite sure, but perhaps we need to operate outside our given mission.
MOVIES205
What are you saying Matrix, we failed, the Triad is upon us.
MATRIX
What if we dealt with the Triad?
TEDDY
Bad JuJu, Teddy senses!
INT. Hallway
Matt Murdock's blade sits viciously on Danger Mouse's throat, whose now been beaten to the ground. The victory is Matt's but will he claim his prize?
DANGER MOUSE
FINISH IT! LET ME DIE WITH SOME HONOR!
MATT MURDOCK
And what of my honor?
DANGER MOUSE
What the f**k do you mean?
MATT MURDOCK
I left... This is partly my fault...just like everything else bad that happens in my life.
DANGER MOUSE
I made my own decision, just as you did, this battle was long coming. NOW FINISH IT!
FINISH IT! LET ME DIE WITH SOME HONOR!
MATT MURDOCK
And what of my honor?
DANGER MOUSE
What the f**k do you mean?
MATT MURDOCK
I left... This is partly my fault...just like everything else bad that happens in my life.
DANGER MOUSE
I made my own decision, just as you did, this battle was long coming. NOW FINISH IT!
Matt takes a deep breath and simply gets up and sheaths his sword.
MATT MURDOCK
I've killed too many and now things are slightly right. I'm not going mess it up... Join me again?
DANGER MOUSE
It's not the same. I can't be your disciple again.
MATT MURDOCK
I meant as a teammate, working together, the time is coming where we must make our stand!
I've killed too many and now things are slightly right. I'm not going mess it up... Join me again?
DANGER MOUSE
It's not the same. I can't be your disciple again.
MATT MURDOCK
I meant as a teammate, working together, the time is coming where we must make our stand!
Matt Murdock sticks out his hand; Danger Mouse looks at it uneasily, then shakes it.
BALLBUSTER
F**king Christ, he's on the team now too?
F**king Christ, he's on the team now too?
Matt Murdock and Danger Mouse turn to see a limping Ballbuster.
MATT MURDOCK
What the f**k happened to you?
BALLBUSTER
F**k that I'll tell you when you fix me up!
What the f**k happened to you?
BALLBUSTER
F**k that I'll tell you when you fix me up!
INT. Hospital
Fade into a bright and cheerful hospital, a stark contrast from the hype. With windows which have sunshine shining in, where there aren't cobwebs and dirty everywhere you look. A patient lies in the bed; a doctor and nurse come over.
Mr. Kowaski opens his eyes, he looks at his hands.
Sentinal X, immediately gets out of bed, and punches the doctor in the face, who goes down immediately, he then pushes the nurse up against the wall.
Sentinal then runs out of the room, people are looking at him as he runs through the halls of the hospital, trying to somehow run into something familiar, he runs straight out of the building and into the street, where he's run over by a car.
INT. The Door To The Other Side of The Hype
Chain Reaction and Robin are walking down the hall to the door which leads to the other side of the Hype when theyre stopped by Spork.
With that, Chain Reaction, Robin, and Spork step over the threshold to the other side of the Hype.
INT. The Exalted's Chambers
Its cold, it's desolate: it's Auschwitz, the year is 1942. A skeleton of a man hobbles his way down the snow-laden path, it's the Exalted. His pomp nowhere to be seen, a shell of a man, just begging for any scrap he can get. A voice beckons him, it's the Exalted's voice, the Exalted is also the German Officer in charge of the impoverish Exalted. The two Exalteds are separated by twenty feet of snow and a lifetime of experience, are they the same? The physical appearance is the same, however etched in the fact of the German Office is pride, pomp, and duty, in the fact of the impoverish Jew is a broken man; truly they are two different men, are they not? From the sky falls another Exalted, it is Jose Mulando. When Jose begins to sleep, it's immediately cuts to Jayna trying to wake the Exalted. Cut to the Exalted's chambers, the awesome presence of the Exalted is no longer felt. He's vulnerable, his wall of pomp has not been erected yet, he slowly opens his eyes.
INT. Matts Headquarter
Webmistress comes through the door with Victor in her arms. Matt immediately pulls out his two pistols, Danger Mouse pulls out his sword, and Ball Buster pulls out his mouth.
Webmistress punches Ballbuster in the face and walks up to Matt Murdock and starts to make out with him.
Webmistress backs away and looks into Matt's eyes, then she turns to Victor, who's been silent, she starts making out with him.
Webmistress then backs away from Victor, her face shows deep causation and fear.
She then turns to Ballbuster and makes that face that she's going deeply regret this, she starts to make out with Ballbuster, who's much more disgusting but this time it only lasts a second before she throws him away in disgust.
INT. Matrixs Inner Sanctum
Teddy, Movies205, and Matrix all sit around the table in deep ruminations.
Teddy's tranquil voice hangs in the room, such an outcome weighs heavy on the wise men. Movies205 leans back stroking his beard, his years of wisdom show him the truth.
Matrix must stand at such an indignation, all the hard work the sages put into the Hype, for what so that it can all go to waste, the failure lies not with them but in the stars themselves.
INT. Exalteds Chambers
The Exalted Chambers, Exalted sits on his throne for the last time. He ruminates on his identity when Hippie Hunter enters with his sword unsheathed. The hall is empty, silent except for these two omniscient beings.
The Exalted extends his arm, letting out a bolt of lighting from his arm toward Hippie Hunter, Hippie Hunter dodges, and breaks into a charge. The Exalted takes out a magnificent long-sword which he wields with two arms. He swings at Hippie Hunter, Hunter dodges, Hunter swings his sword at Exalted's head, Exalted dodges, he brings his sword down upon Hippie Hunter, Hunter uses his ninja sword to block it, but he caught in a test of strength, and this momentary moment of immobility gives the Exalted the chance he needs, he sticks out his hand, and grabs Hippie's chest.
A flash of light erupts from Exalted's hand, and Exalted jerks back from the recoil, as Hippie Hunter's fried body is flung across the room at amazing speeds. When it hits the wall a thud echoes in the chamber. The Exalted rushes over to the body of his dead friend.. He ponders whether his healing powers can save him, but even so, it'd be futile, he lost his nemesis, ally, or more succinctly counter-point, the Hype can not survive without a counter-point.
INT. Matrixs Inner Sanctum
Teddy and Movies205 no longer occupy the ornate room. It's Matrix and Pira.
Matrix hands Pira a gun.
Pira walks out of the inner sanctum and into the hall, she is alone till Altered Ego appears.
INT. Exalted's Chambers
The chambers are empty except for the corpse of Hippie Hunter, it's silent. Lord Renos runs in, seeking shelter with the almighty Exalted.
There is silence but out of the darkness, a new sinister presence is felt, a charred face with eyes that would strike horror into the most courageous of men erupts from the darkness, with Jayna by his side.
INT. The Other Side of The Hype
The other side of the Hype: a dark and dirty place. A place that is somehow more dangerous. However, three souls trek through this place in search of something.
Chain Reaction has become so use to these outbursts, she simply ignores the brat.
Up ahead they see the trolls and theyre attacking a man who screams for help. Spork takes out his pistol and lets out a warning shot, which scares the trolls away, but he knows he doesn't have time. Spork, Chainy, and Robin run to the fallen man's aid.
INT. Matt's Headquarter
Webmistress, Ballbuster, Danger Mouse, Matt Murdock and Victor Von Doom sit in silence.
Ballbuster gets up and leaves.
INT. The Door To The Other Side of The Hype
Spork, Agent M-205, Chain Reaction and Robin emerge from the door. They begin to start walking when Pira emerges, shocked by what she sees.
Pira pulls out her gun and points it at Spork.
Altered Ego appears from the shadows besides Pira.
There is silence, sweat builds on Spork's brow, Agent M-205 is too weak to do anything. Finally Spork gets on his knees and places the gun at his temple.
Danger Mouse enters the party silently and stealthily.
Pira has fallen into the background, completely forgotten as always, she's had enough, she snaps, she fires the gun in the air.
Spork cautiously walks over. Pira grabs him and kisses him.
Pira walks over to Chain Reaction and punches her in the face, she falls to the ground, then she points the gun in her face.
INT. The Exalteds Chambers
Webmistress leads the pack without fear, she will not let a man lead no matter what, Matt wisely does not object to this.
The hall is empty, the once great chamber of Exalted no longer feels his awesome presence, and instead a more sinister presence is felt. Out of the shadows creeps a familiar menace but with a not so familiar tone.
Lord Renos stands with a patch over where his left arm use to be, and a gun in his right hand.
Out of the shadows, Lord Reno's master comes, it's as if he floats on his evil, it is the one, the only SPAWN!
Fade into a bright and cheerful hospital, a stark contrast from the hype. With windows which have sunshine shining in, where there aren't cobwebs and dirty everywhere you look. A patient lies in the bed; a doctor and nurse come over.
DOCTOR
How's Mr. Kowaski doing?
NURSE
He's doing fine, however where the hell did he come from?
DOCTOR
Don't worry about it nurse, he's from Project Hype, our job is to just make sure he doesn't die nothing else.
NURSE
Project Hype? The one that's been getting all the media coverage lately? Aren't there rumors the government going to shut them down?
DOCTOR
Look Nurse, I know your new but we're not politicians, we're health-care providers so just focus on your job.
How's Mr. Kowaski doing?
NURSE
He's doing fine, however where the hell did he come from?
DOCTOR
Don't worry about it nurse, he's from Project Hype, our job is to just make sure he doesn't die nothing else.
NURSE
Project Hype? The one that's been getting all the media coverage lately? Aren't there rumors the government going to shut them down?
DOCTOR
Look Nurse, I know your new but we're not politicians, we're health-care providers so just focus on your job.
Mr. Kowaski opens his eyes, he looks at his hands.
MR. KOWASKI
I'm not a robot, anymore?
DOCTOR
(Shocked)
Mr. Kowaski, you're AWAKE?!
MR. KOWASKI
My name's not Mr. Kowaski, it's SENTINAL X!
I'm not a robot, anymore?
DOCTOR
(Shocked)
Mr. Kowaski, you're AWAKE?!
MR. KOWASKI
My name's not Mr. Kowaski, it's SENTINAL X!
Sentinal X, immediately gets out of bed, and punches the doctor in the face, who goes down immediately, he then pushes the nurse up against the wall.
SENTINAL X
Where am I witch?
NURSE
Your.... attt... St. Jude's Hospital!
SENTINAL X
What?
NURSE
Look... you're all ****ed up because of them doctors; let me go get you help!
SENTINAL X
NO!
Where am I witch?
NURSE
Your.... attt... St. Jude's Hospital!
SENTINAL X
What?
NURSE
Look... you're all ****ed up because of them doctors; let me go get you help!
SENTINAL X
NO!
Sentinal then runs out of the room, people are looking at him as he runs through the halls of the hospital, trying to somehow run into something familiar, he runs straight out of the building and into the street, where he's run over by a car.
SENTINAL X (CONT'D)
I'm sorry, Robin... I failed you.
I'm sorry, Robin... I failed you.
INT. The Door To The Other Side of The Hype
Chain Reaction and Robin are walking down the hall to the door which leads to the other side of the Hype when theyre stopped by Spork.
SPORK
Where do you think your going?
CHAIN REACTION
This doesn't involve you!
SPORK
Doesn't involve the sexy, himself?
CHAIN REACTION
That's right!
SPORK
Look babe... If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit ego centric so try humoring me a little bit!
CHAIN REACTION
I don't have time for this; I have to get away from this place!
SPORK
You think you can handle yourself in there with a kid!
ROBIN
Who you calling a kid!?
SPORK
Look all I'm saying is perhaps you could use another person in your caravan, especially someone as sexy as me!
CHAIN REACTION
I don't know.
SPORK
Did I mention I was sexy?
ROBIN
I say bring Mr. Salty Pants!
CHAIN REACTION
Fine, you can come!
Where do you think your going?
CHAIN REACTION
This doesn't involve you!
SPORK
Doesn't involve the sexy, himself?
CHAIN REACTION
That's right!
SPORK
Look babe... If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit ego centric so try humoring me a little bit!
CHAIN REACTION
I don't have time for this; I have to get away from this place!
SPORK
You think you can handle yourself in there with a kid!
ROBIN
Who you calling a kid!?
SPORK
Look all I'm saying is perhaps you could use another person in your caravan, especially someone as sexy as me!
CHAIN REACTION
I don't know.
SPORK
Did I mention I was sexy?
ROBIN
I say bring Mr. Salty Pants!
CHAIN REACTION
Fine, you can come!
With that, Chain Reaction, Robin, and Spork step over the threshold to the other side of the Hype.
INT. The Exalted's Chambers
Its cold, it's desolate: it's Auschwitz, the year is 1942. A skeleton of a man hobbles his way down the snow-laden path, it's the Exalted. His pomp nowhere to be seen, a shell of a man, just begging for any scrap he can get. A voice beckons him, it's the Exalted's voice, the Exalted is also the German Officer in charge of the impoverish Exalted. The two Exalteds are separated by twenty feet of snow and a lifetime of experience, are they the same? The physical appearance is the same, however etched in the fact of the German Office is pride, pomp, and duty, in the fact of the impoverish Jew is a broken man; truly they are two different men, are they not? From the sky falls another Exalted, it is Jose Mulando. When Jose begins to sleep, it's immediately cuts to Jayna trying to wake the Exalted. Cut to the Exalted's chambers, the awesome presence of the Exalted is no longer felt. He's vulnerable, his wall of pomp has not been erected yet, he slowly opens his eyes.
THE EXALTED
WHAT?
JAYNA
I was thinking I could make you breakfast?
THE EXALTED
Breakfast? YOU WAKE THE EXALTED FROM PERHAPS ONE OF MOST FORETELLING DREAMS, FOR BREAKFAST?
JAYNA
It's eggs benedict, your favorite!
THE EXALTED
ENOUGH, SAUCY WOMAN! I must focus and try to remember my dream. You will stay here and collect my thoughts.
JAYNA
Yes, sire.
THE EXALTED
I think it was a memory. I was in Auschwitz during the 1940s as a Jew.
JAYNA
How can that be, that was well over 60 years ago.
THE EXALTED
Perhaps...Perhaps not, what if it's still 1940? However...I was also the German Soldier?
JAYNA
Soldier?
THE EXALTED
And then, I fell from the sky as Jose Mulando, the man I thought I was. Truly what is most puzzling is I can't identify who I actually was. I see myself but who am I, really? I must ponder this... Be gone woman, and leave the Eggs Benedict!
WHAT?
JAYNA
I was thinking I could make you breakfast?
THE EXALTED
Breakfast? YOU WAKE THE EXALTED FROM PERHAPS ONE OF MOST FORETELLING DREAMS, FOR BREAKFAST?
JAYNA
It's eggs benedict, your favorite!
THE EXALTED
ENOUGH, SAUCY WOMAN! I must focus and try to remember my dream. You will stay here and collect my thoughts.
JAYNA
Yes, sire.
THE EXALTED
I think it was a memory. I was in Auschwitz during the 1940s as a Jew.
JAYNA
How can that be, that was well over 60 years ago.
THE EXALTED
Perhaps...Perhaps not, what if it's still 1940? However...I was also the German Soldier?
JAYNA
Soldier?
THE EXALTED
And then, I fell from the sky as Jose Mulando, the man I thought I was. Truly what is most puzzling is I can't identify who I actually was. I see myself but who am I, really? I must ponder this... Be gone woman, and leave the Eggs Benedict!
INT. Matts Headquarter
Webmistress comes through the door with Victor in her arms. Matt immediately pulls out his two pistols, Danger Mouse pulls out his sword, and Ball Buster pulls out his mouth.
BALLBUSTER
Toots, when do I get on to that caboose?
MATT MURDOCK
WHAT THE F**K!
WEBMISTRESS
Why'd you shoot him!
MATT MURDOCK
WHAT!
WEBMISTRESS
YOU KILLED HIM, AND I WANT KNOW WHY!
MATT MURDOCK
HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!
WEBMISTRESS
Really! Then tell me why he has your memories!
MATT MURDOCK
He's obviously lying, it's a trap!
WEBMISTRESS
Really, then how come he knows.... that thing?
BALLBUSTER
What the birthmark on your ass?
WEBMISTRESS
You know too?
BALLBUSTER
Um...yeah...about that...
Toots, when do I get on to that caboose?
MATT MURDOCK
WHAT THE F**K!
WEBMISTRESS
Why'd you shoot him!
MATT MURDOCK
WHAT!
WEBMISTRESS
YOU KILLED HIM, AND I WANT KNOW WHY!
MATT MURDOCK
HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!
WEBMISTRESS
Really! Then tell me why he has your memories!
MATT MURDOCK
He's obviously lying, it's a trap!
WEBMISTRESS
Really, then how come he knows.... that thing?
BALLBUSTER
What the birthmark on your ass?
WEBMISTRESS
You know too?
BALLBUSTER
Um...yeah...about that...
Webmistress punches Ballbuster in the face and walks up to Matt Murdock and starts to make out with him.
DANGER MOUSE
Um...You know...I just returned but could you guys take it elsewhere!
Um...You know...I just returned but could you guys take it elsewhere!
Webmistress backs away and looks into Matt's eyes, then she turns to Victor, who's been silent, she starts making out with him.
BALLBUSTER
God-damn... AGAIN WHEN DO I GET ON THAT CABOOSE!
God-damn... AGAIN WHEN DO I GET ON THAT CABOOSE!
Webmistress then backs away from Victor, her face shows deep causation and fear.
WEBMISTRESS
IT'S THE SAME! THE WARMTH, THE FEEL, IT'S THE F**KING SAME!
IT'S THE SAME! THE WARMTH, THE FEEL, IT'S THE F**KING SAME!
She then turns to Ballbuster and makes that face that she's going deeply regret this, she starts to make out with Ballbuster, who's much more disgusting but this time it only lasts a second before she throws him away in disgust.
WEBMISTRESS (CONT'D)
All right, I just had to make sure I wasn't going insane but when I kiss Victor and Matt, it's the same... This is not the Victor that we once knew!
All right, I just had to make sure I wasn't going insane but when I kiss Victor and Matt, it's the same... This is not the Victor that we once knew!
INT. Matrixs Inner Sanctum
Teddy, Movies205, and Matrix all sit around the table in deep ruminations.
TEDDY
Failure, consider we must!
Failure, consider we must!
Teddy's tranquil voice hangs in the room, such an outcome weighs heavy on the wise men. Movies205 leans back stroking his beard, his years of wisdom show him the truth.
MOVIES205
Matrix, the end is looming upon us. We have not completed the mission the Gods placed upon us.
Matrix, the end is looming upon us. We have not completed the mission the Gods placed upon us.
Matrix must stand at such an indignation, all the hard work the sages put into the Hype, for what so that it can all go to waste, the failure lies not with them but in the stars themselves.
MATRIX
Have we? Perhaps we have not gotten to the envisioned end. However... the end result has not resulted in failure!
TEDDY
Lost their identity they have!
MATRIX
WHAT IDENTITY! A CHILD PHEDOPHILE, DRUG DEALERS, ETC? WE ARE REDEMPTION!
TEDDY
We are not the Gods. Mirko will not be pleased.
MATRIX
They have failed. We shall reign as the new Gods.
MOVIES205
Blasphemy you speak, that is not our purpose!
MATRIX
Is it not? We will make sure the status quo stays the same...
TEDDY
Fear I must, at such an outcome...
MOVIES205
What of the Triad? You can't possibly suggest taking them on!
MATRIX
WE MUST!
Have we? Perhaps we have not gotten to the envisioned end. However... the end result has not resulted in failure!
TEDDY
Lost their identity they have!
MATRIX
WHAT IDENTITY! A CHILD PHEDOPHILE, DRUG DEALERS, ETC? WE ARE REDEMPTION!
TEDDY
We are not the Gods. Mirko will not be pleased.
MATRIX
They have failed. We shall reign as the new Gods.
MOVIES205
Blasphemy you speak, that is not our purpose!
MATRIX
Is it not? We will make sure the status quo stays the same...
TEDDY
Fear I must, at such an outcome...
MOVIES205
What of the Triad? You can't possibly suggest taking them on!
MATRIX
WE MUST!
INT. Exalteds Chambers
The Exalted Chambers, Exalted sits on his throne for the last time. He ruminates on his identity when Hippie Hunter enters with his sword unsheathed. The hall is empty, silent except for these two omniscient beings.
THE EXALTED
This is what it's come down to: you've become a paid killer?
HIPPIE HUNTER
You and I both know, it means nothing whether either of us dies!
THE EXALTED
Perhaps, Perhaps not... What if I had awaken in the monitor room, and you in this throne room... Would the outcome have been the same?
HIPPIE HUNTER
It's all bull, we both know the truth... Why do you cling to this world of lies!
THE EXALTED
Why do you despise it so?
HIPPIE HUNTER
Because it isn't real!
THE EXALTED
Who's to say what is real!?
HIPPIE HUNTER
It's coming to an end. Whether you die now or later, its over from here.
THE EXALTED
We shall see!
This is what it's come down to: you've become a paid killer?
HIPPIE HUNTER
You and I both know, it means nothing whether either of us dies!
THE EXALTED
Perhaps, Perhaps not... What if I had awaken in the monitor room, and you in this throne room... Would the outcome have been the same?
HIPPIE HUNTER
It's all bull, we both know the truth... Why do you cling to this world of lies!
THE EXALTED
Why do you despise it so?
HIPPIE HUNTER
Because it isn't real!
THE EXALTED
Who's to say what is real!?
HIPPIE HUNTER
It's coming to an end. Whether you die now or later, its over from here.
THE EXALTED
We shall see!
The Exalted extends his arm, letting out a bolt of lighting from his arm toward Hippie Hunter, Hippie Hunter dodges, and breaks into a charge. The Exalted takes out a magnificent long-sword which he wields with two arms. He swings at Hippie Hunter, Hunter dodges, Hunter swings his sword at Exalted's head, Exalted dodges, he brings his sword down upon Hippie Hunter, Hunter uses his ninja sword to block it, but he caught in a test of strength, and this momentary moment of immobility gives the Exalted the chance he needs, he sticks out his hand, and grabs Hippie's chest.
The EXALTED (CONT'D)
GOOD BYE, HIPPIE HUNTER!
GOOD BYE, HIPPIE HUNTER!
A flash of light erupts from Exalted's hand, and Exalted jerks back from the recoil, as Hippie Hunter's fried body is flung across the room at amazing speeds. When it hits the wall a thud echoes in the chamber. The Exalted rushes over to the body of his dead friend.. He ponders whether his healing powers can save him, but even so, it'd be futile, he lost his nemesis, ally, or more succinctly counter-point, the Hype can not survive without a counter-point.
INT. Matrixs Inner Sanctum
Teddy and Movies205 no longer occupy the ornate room. It's Matrix and Pira.
MATRIX
Have I cared for you, Pira?
PIRA
Yes very much so, you have kept me safe.
MATRIX
Then why do you resist me so!
PIRA
What you mean?
MATRIX
Your love for Spork!
PIRA
What does it matter you!
MATRIX
Everything, you can't see him again, just trust me, haven't I protected you!
PIRA
Yes...
MATRIX
Good... Now I need you to find Agent M-205, it is imperative you find him and bring him here; I suggest you start at the other side of the hype.
Have I cared for you, Pira?
PIRA
Yes very much so, you have kept me safe.
MATRIX
Then why do you resist me so!
PIRA
What you mean?
MATRIX
Your love for Spork!
PIRA
What does it matter you!
MATRIX
Everything, you can't see him again, just trust me, haven't I protected you!
PIRA
Yes...
MATRIX
Good... Now I need you to find Agent M-205, it is imperative you find him and bring him here; I suggest you start at the other side of the hype.
Matrix hands Pira a gun.
MATRIX (CONT'D)
Shoot anyone who tries to stop you!
PIRA
Yes sir!
Shoot anyone who tries to stop you!
PIRA
Yes sir!
Pira walks out of the inner sanctum and into the hall, she is alone till Altered Ego appears.
ALTERED EGO
Hello, Pira.
PIRA
Who are you?
ALTERED EGO
I am Altered Ego, a ghost in the system, really.
PIRA
Why are you here?
ALTERED EGO
I have ears all through these halls and I find youre in a similar plight as mine.
PIRA
What's that?
ALTERED EGO
Choosing between love and duty.
Hello, Pira.
PIRA
Who are you?
ALTERED EGO
I am Altered Ego, a ghost in the system, really.
PIRA
Why are you here?
ALTERED EGO
I have ears all through these halls and I find youre in a similar plight as mine.
PIRA
What's that?
ALTERED EGO
Choosing between love and duty.
INT. Exalted's Chambers
The chambers are empty except for the corpse of Hippie Hunter, it's silent. Lord Renos runs in, seeking shelter with the almighty Exalted.
LORD RENOS
EXALTED!
EXALTED!
There is silence but out of the darkness, a new sinister presence is felt, a charred face with eyes that would strike horror into the most courageous of men erupts from the darkness, with Jayna by his side.
SPAWN
Exalted is gone, SPAWN now rules this domain!
LORD RENOS
Spawn?
SPAWN
Pledge your allegiance now Lord Renos, and share in my bounty!
LORD RENOS
DONE!
Exalted is gone, SPAWN now rules this domain!
LORD RENOS
Spawn?
SPAWN
Pledge your allegiance now Lord Renos, and share in my bounty!
LORD RENOS
DONE!
INT. The Other Side of The Hype
The other side of the Hype: a dark and dirty place. A place that is somehow more dangerous. However, three souls trek through this place in search of something.
CHAIN REACTION
(Awkwardly)
So... how are things with... Para?
SPORK
Just peachy, so peachy... I've decided to take a stroll with you and your kid down park way!
CHAIN REACTION
Sorry.
SPORK
Yeah...So what exactly are you doing here?
CHAIN REACTION
The hype is coming to an end so I'm trying to find refuge, somewhere away from it all, so I can raise robin in peace.
ROBIN
I don't need no body to raise me... just some company!
(Awkwardly)
So... how are things with... Para?
SPORK
Just peachy, so peachy... I've decided to take a stroll with you and your kid down park way!
CHAIN REACTION
Sorry.
SPORK
Yeah...So what exactly are you doing here?
CHAIN REACTION
The hype is coming to an end so I'm trying to find refuge, somewhere away from it all, so I can raise robin in peace.
ROBIN
I don't need no body to raise me... just some company!
Chain Reaction has become so use to these outbursts, she simply ignores the brat.
CHAIN REACTION
What you doing here?
SPORK
Looking for something?
CHAIN REACTION
For what?
SPORK
I don't know.
What you doing here?
SPORK
Looking for something?
CHAIN REACTION
For what?
SPORK
I don't know.
Up ahead they see the trolls and theyre attacking a man who screams for help. Spork takes out his pistol and lets out a warning shot, which scares the trolls away, but he knows he doesn't have time. Spork, Chainy, and Robin run to the fallen man's aid.
AGENT M-205
Thank you... Take me to the Exalted, all our lives depend on it!
SPORK
I guess the vacation cut short, honey!
Thank you... Take me to the Exalted, all our lives depend on it!
SPORK
I guess the vacation cut short, honey!
INT. Matt's Headquarter
Webmistress, Ballbuster, Danger Mouse, Matt Murdock and Victor Von Doom sit in silence.
BALLBUSTER
F**k this, I'm not going to sit down and do nothing!
MATT MURDOCK
What do you plan we do? We don't even know who our enemy is, or what the hell Victor here represents!
VICTOR
I represent nothing. All I know is that I'm in love with Web.
MATT MURDOCK
NO YOURE NOT!!
VICTOR
YES I AM!
WEBMISTRESS
Both of you shut up...There's only one thing to do which is to go to the Exalted for answers.
BALLBUSTER
You know what f**k you guys... It's time I be a man and find my kid... I'm out of here.
F**k this, I'm not going to sit down and do nothing!
MATT MURDOCK
What do you plan we do? We don't even know who our enemy is, or what the hell Victor here represents!
VICTOR
I represent nothing. All I know is that I'm in love with Web.
MATT MURDOCK
NO YOURE NOT!!
VICTOR
YES I AM!
WEBMISTRESS
Both of you shut up...There's only one thing to do which is to go to the Exalted for answers.
BALLBUSTER
You know what f**k you guys... It's time I be a man and find my kid... I'm out of here.
Ballbuster gets up and leaves.
DANGER MOUSE
I can't go back there.
MATT MURDOCK
That is fine, I need you to find Spork, anyway... He's going to want to know Victor is alive. As well as I want to know where he is.
WEBMISTRESS
You sure that's a good idea?
MATT MURDOCK
What else can we do? Well let's go to the wicked witch of the west's castle!
I can't go back there.
MATT MURDOCK
That is fine, I need you to find Spork, anyway... He's going to want to know Victor is alive. As well as I want to know where he is.
WEBMISTRESS
You sure that's a good idea?
MATT MURDOCK
What else can we do? Well let's go to the wicked witch of the west's castle!
INT. The Door To The Other Side of The Hype
Spork, Agent M-205, Chain Reaction and Robin emerge from the door. They begin to start walking when Pira emerges, shocked by what she sees.
SPORK
PIRA!?
PIRA
SPORK!?
SPORK
What are you doing here!
PIRA
I'm here for Agent M-205, Matrix wants him!
AGENT M-205
Did he tell you why?
PIRA
No.
SPORK
Doesn't f**king matter, he can't have him.
PIRA
Don't make me do this!
PIRA!?
PIRA
SPORK!?
SPORK
What are you doing here!
PIRA
I'm here for Agent M-205, Matrix wants him!
AGENT M-205
Did he tell you why?
PIRA
No.
SPORK
Doesn't f**king matter, he can't have him.
PIRA
Don't make me do this!
Pira pulls out her gun and points it at Spork.
CHAIN REACTION
WHOA WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU, YOU CRAZY B**CH!
PIRA
SHUT UP! I NEED AGENT M-205!
WHOA WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU, YOU CRAZY B**CH!
PIRA
SHUT UP! I NEED AGENT M-205!
Altered Ego appears from the shadows besides Pira.
ALTERED EGO
Choose wisely child, for once you shoot, he'll be gone forever, the endgame is near.
Choose wisely child, for once you shoot, he'll be gone forever, the endgame is near.
There is silence, sweat builds on Spork's brow, Agent M-205 is too weak to do anything. Finally Spork gets on his knees and places the gun at his temple.
SPORK
It's me or Matrix, make your choice!
BALLBUSTER
What the f**k just sleep with him already and be done with it.
SPORK
BALLBUSTER!
BALLBUSTER
IN THE FLESH, now I could care less about your relationships, all I want is the boy!
ROBIN
BALLBUSTER!
CHAIN REACTION
Stay Away, Ballbuster!
BALLBUSTER
Look... I gave it some thought and you might be some crazy b**ch but you can still see the kid, however youre not taking him away! Deal?
It's me or Matrix, make your choice!
BALLBUSTER
What the f**k just sleep with him already and be done with it.
SPORK
BALLBUSTER!
BALLBUSTER
IN THE FLESH, now I could care less about your relationships, all I want is the boy!
ROBIN
BALLBUSTER!
CHAIN REACTION
Stay Away, Ballbuster!
BALLBUSTER
Look... I gave it some thought and you might be some crazy b**ch but you can still see the kid, however youre not taking him away! Deal?
Danger Mouse enters the party silently and stealthily.
DANGER MOUSE
I'm here for Spork.
SPORK
Oh, this is just ridiculous. What do you want?
DANGER MOUSE
Victor is alive!
SPORK
WHAT! How?
I'm here for Spork.
SPORK
Oh, this is just ridiculous. What do you want?
DANGER MOUSE
Victor is alive!
SPORK
WHAT! How?
Pira has fallen into the background, completely forgotten as always, she's had enough, she snaps, she fires the gun in the air.
PIRA
YO A**HOLES, I'M SICK OF BEING IGNORED, LIKE I'M SOME F**KING USELESS TWIT MESSENGER GIRL! NOW SPORK GET OVER HERE!
YO A**HOLES, I'M SICK OF BEING IGNORED, LIKE I'M SOME F**KING USELESS TWIT MESSENGER GIRL! NOW SPORK GET OVER HERE!
Spork cautiously walks over. Pira grabs him and kisses him.
SPORK
Whoa!
Whoa!
Pira walks over to Chain Reaction and punches her in the face, she falls to the ground, then she points the gun in her face.
PIRA
Don't ever touch my boyfriend again, and if you touch that kid, I'll shoot you myself, now everyone let's get the **** out of here!
DANGER MOUSE
Matt, Webby, and Victor are on their way to confront The Exalted!
AGENT M-205
WE GOT TO GET THERE QUICK!
DANGER MOUSE
Who's he?
SPORK
Who the hell cares? We have to move!
Don't ever touch my boyfriend again, and if you touch that kid, I'll shoot you myself, now everyone let's get the **** out of here!
DANGER MOUSE
Matt, Webby, and Victor are on their way to confront The Exalted!
AGENT M-205
WE GOT TO GET THERE QUICK!
DANGER MOUSE
Who's he?
SPORK
Who the hell cares? We have to move!
INT. The Exalteds Chambers
Webmistress leads the pack without fear, she will not let a man lead no matter what, Matt wisely does not object to this.
WEBMISTRESS
EXALTED COME OUT, NOW!!!
EXALTED COME OUT, NOW!!!
The hall is empty, the once great chamber of Exalted no longer feels his awesome presence, and instead a more sinister presence is felt. Out of the shadows creeps a familiar menace but with a not so familiar tone.
MAX SHREK
THE EXALTED IS NO MORE!
WEBMISTRESS
MAX!
THE EXALTED IS NO MORE!
WEBMISTRESS
MAX!
Lord Renos stands with a patch over where his left arm use to be, and a gun in his right hand.
LORD RENOS
I AM NOT THE MAX YOU ONCE KNEW, I AM LORD RENOS!!! LORD OF THE HYPE AND SERVE ONLY ONE MAN!
MATT MURDOCK
What do you mean youre not Max Shreck? Wheres the Exalted?
I AM NOT THE MAX YOU ONCE KNEW, I AM LORD RENOS!!! LORD OF THE HYPE AND SERVE ONLY ONE MAN!
MATT MURDOCK
What do you mean youre not Max Shreck? Wheres the Exalted?
Out of the shadows, Lord Reno's master comes, it's as if he floats on his evil, it is the one, the only SPAWN!
SPAWN
EXALTED HAS BEEN REPLACED AS ALL THE DENIZENS OF THE HYPE SHALL SOON BE! BE PREPARED TO TRANSFORM OR PERISH!
LORD RENOS
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MASTER!
WEBMISTRESS
F**k, I miss love and peace!
EXALTED HAS BEEN REPLACED AS ALL THE DENIZENS OF THE HYPE SHALL SOON BE! BE PREPARED TO TRANSFORM OR PERISH!
LORD RENOS
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MASTER!
WEBMISTRESS
F**k, I miss love and peace!
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All right Gents and Ladies... This be my episode so I'll take full responsibility, my blood and sweat into this bad boy... And Socrates and Jolly were kind enough to do the edits(since I'm notorious for grammatical and typographical errors)... So I'd say any beefs you'd have with this episode I'd take responsibility for unlike last which was more of a 50/50 effort by Jolly and Myself(maybe more work by jolly since he concieve and wrote the basic outline of hte story and about half the actual scenes) This will be the last solo ep by me for a while I believe... Or however Jolly wants to work it...
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ohhh I'll be extra harsh
. But I'll give my review l8er.
. But I'll give my review l8er.
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i still want to do solo mc and soccy eps but the people are too lazy to write their own eps. That's why 17 and 9 took so long, i thought soccy might actually write them.
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Whatevs... I'm just a faithful soldier in this brigade whatever I'm order to do, I'll do... No less, no more... Plus I've finally gotten the ball rollin on my own writing projects... The first act is done of "What about Love?", Wh0-WHOOO!
JJ, I see you left the HH and Exalted confrontation intact that way it was.... interesting...
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well i had it edited but for some reason it didn't make it to what i sent to Soccy. Which is weird...and irritating. I also had some jokes that Maximus suggested but i guess they'll never make the light of day.Whatevs... I'm just a faithful soldier in this brigade whatever I'm order to do, I'll do... No less, no more... Plus I've finally gotten the ball rollin on my own writing projects... The first act is done of "What about Love?", Wh0-WHOOO!
JJ, I see you left the HH and Exalted confrontation intact that way it was.... interesting...
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You've been
SO-PWNED!
Get it cuz... his name is Socrates... So I took the So and added pwned... so it's SO PWNED!! Yeah I went there
SapphirePrima, coolio... I think
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Yeah, because of socrates my ingenious solid snake joke will never see the light of day.You've been
SO-PWNED!
Get it cuz... his name is Socrates... So I took the So and added pwned... so it's SO PWNED!! Yeah I went there
SapphirePrima, coolio... I think
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Yeah, because of socrates my ingenious solid snake joke will never see the light of day.
sssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Dude check out the ice-man thread it so ****in hilarious...
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Crap, I'm dead
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Crap, I'm dead
But you went out hardcore and knowing the truth and who's to say this is the last of you
Why you think we gave you a whole episode...
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Hmmmm....
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Mace Windu deservingly went out like a ***** though
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Mace Windu deservingly went out like a ***** though
You needed to go out though... All things led to your demise! And even so... Read carefully what I wrote... I've SAID TOO MUCH!
Yeah, because of socrates my ingenious solid snake joke will never see the light of day.
It's hardly my fault. Maybe you should start double checking what you send out in your emails.
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It's hardly my fault. Maybe you should start double checking what you send out in your emails.
So-Pwned...
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Dude, for the last time, it's not so-pwned...it's socrowned.
Dude, for the last time, it's not so-pwned...it's socrowned.
I do not approve.
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I dunno. The possibility of being referred to as Socs, which is pronounced like socks, cancels out this SO-PWNAG Elol.
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