"I am Doom...What Gods Dare Stand Against Me"---The official Dr. Doom Thread

[Boom]

SPOILER: Human Torch ends up beating Doom with a well-placed firewall.

This thread took such a perfect turn.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

It's pretty telling when the studio is spending more time promoting a big CBM that doesn't come out until 2016 in X-Men: Apocalypse then they are a film that's coming out NEXT YEAR.

Dayum...that's sad. Marvel and WB are making HUGE strides with their films and Fox is over here like, "Erm...Gambit solo, anyone?"

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

I have to come back and read these comments a few days from now. My brain tells me they're funny, but I can't laugh at anything right now.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Fox wouldn't spend tens of millions just for the purpose of sabotaging the F4 characters to the point that they would be too toxic for MCU? Would they?

I can't think of any other reason to explain anything related to this "movie".

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Dayum...that's sad. Marvel and WB are making HUGE strides with their films and Fox is over here like "Erm...Gambit solo, anyone?"

But....but....Channing Tatum tho.

 

[RAE072]

I have to come back and read these comments a few days from now. My brain tells me they're funny, but I can't laugh at anything right now.

I laugh to keep from crying.

This feels just like the William Fichtner as white businessman "Shredder" thing from BayTurtles all over again.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

This thread took such a perfect turn.

You bet it did. The jokes are too good to pass up. None of us can resist at least laughing.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

 

[Wally_West]

So this basically going to be Dr. Doom?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

But....but....Channing Tatum tho.

Someone change the Channing--ahem, sorry...channel.

 

[RAE072]

So this basically going to be Dr. Doom?

Respect Doom's Authoritah!

 

[marvelmadness13]

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

Fox wouldn't spend tens of millions just for the purpose of sabotaging the F4 characters to the point that they would be too toxic for MCU? Would they?

No. That's ridiculous conspiracy, they're a business and want this movie to be a success. Who knows if it will but no studio intends to make a bad movie

 

[Black Narcissus]

 

[GR8GODZILLAGOD]

Still closer to the source material.

 

[Wally_West]

 

[Dark Raven]

Sue Storm walks up to Reed Richards in the library and sees him chatting to "the Invisible Woman." She asks "Who are you talking to?" and Reed gives her a horrified look to find out that Sue isn't actually the chatroom user with that handle.

 

[Rorschach2012]

Pretty damn sad when Dr. Doom's origin is closer to this

than his actual one.

lol!!!!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The puns write themselves.

In that case, the puns themselves are better writers than whoever did this script.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I'd actually watch that film.

 

[Dark Raven]

I have to come back and read these comments a few days from now. My brain tells me they're funny, but I can't laugh at anything right now.

Maybe Willie Lumpkin in this movie is actually the voice behind AOL's greeting where he says "You've Got Mail."

 

[GoblinScrier]

I...have...no...words...this is the final straw....please I beg of you Disney...Marvel Studios...Kevin Feige...do WHATEVER it takes..break whatever law...get the rights away from FOX NOW.....Doom has spoken!

 

[Kelly]

I...have...no...words...this is the final straw....please I beg of you Disney...Marvel Studios...Kevin Feige...do WHATEVER it takes..break whatever law...get the rights away from FOX NOW.....Doom has spoken!

I'm sorry GS......

 

[Dark Raven]

I...have...no...words...this is the final straw....please I beg of you Disney...Marvel Studios...Kevin Feige...do WHATEVER it takes..break whatever law...get the rights away from FOX NOW.....Dumaschev has spoken!

Fixed.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I...have...no...words...this is the final straw....please I beg of you Disney...Marvel Studios...Kevin Feige...do WHATEVER it takes..break whatever law...get the rights away from FOX NOW.....Doom has spoken!