I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

[Ronny Shade]

You should just start a thread called "Who wants to take my virginity?" and have people compete for it.

 

[Rambo, John J]

... I don't mind fooling around with girls...


But I pretty sure I'd prefer a real penis to pop my cherry...

If you live in Belfast, you and the K-man can get it on.

 

[kane9321]

So like, get this!

I was in town today walking about. You know those charity people that stop you on the street to try to get you to sign stuff? Well I spotted one of them down the street, thought she looked cute, and this had been on my mind for some time... if I want a girl I'm going to have to go out and find one. I sat on a bench and thought about it. It wouldn't be difficult, because usually those people stop you in the street anyway! There's half of the awkwardness gone already!

So I went and bought some chewing gum, chewed it, put it in a bin, and went walking over to her. She stopped me and she put out her hand and we shook hands, she asked me my name and stuff. Why didn't I think of this before?? It's genius really! The awkwardnes of saying hello and introducing yourself... totally gone!

So I let her talk away about her charity. She asks me to sign up, I'm all like "I can't afford that! I'm unemployed!" and she says it's only £8 a month, which doesn't sound too bad. So eventually I say "well... what time do you finish work at?". And she tells me, and I say "do you wanna go somewhere and get a drink or something?".

She says then, she'll give me her email address if I sign up for the charity. So I do. Now I know what you're all thinking! But the story continues.

I get home, think about what I can say in my email. I send her an email, she replies with her msn addy, we talk on msn for a few hours, getting along very well. Definately seems like we'll be meeting up at some point.

She seems very nice AND we have alot in common. She likes comic books!! She buys Marvel!! Fantastic! I don't meet many people that get comics! We also have similar tastes in video games and movies. Now I know similar tastes isn't everything, but damn that's a good start! I picked out a total stranger and she has alot in common with me!

I know what some of you DOUBTERS are thinking. I'm going to call you, Tommy Mc-doubter-son. You're thinking the story is bull****. Well I've never lied to you before, my comrades!

Looks like my luck is finally changing!

there you go..stay on top of this bro..she likes comics,thats such a plus

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

... I don't mind fooling around with girls...


But I pretty sure I'd prefer a real penis to pop my cherry...

Don't worry, I'm actually a guy with a stupid username.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Don't worry, I'm actually a guy with a stupid username.

GASP!

Tell me it's not true!


*faints*

 

[RogueLDN]

... I don't mind fooling around with girls...


But I pretty sure I'd prefer a real penis to pop my cherry...

SSSSSHHHOTGUN

 

[Erzengel]

I get home, think about what I can say in my email. I send her an email, she replies with her msn addy, we talk on msn for a few hours, getting along very well. Definately seems like we'll be meeting up at some point.

She seems very nice AND we have alot in common. She likes comic books!! She buys Marvel!! Fantastic! I don't meet many people that get comics! We also have similar tastes in video games and movies. Now I know similar tastes isn't everything, but damn that's a good start! I picked out a total stranger and she has alot in common with me!

I know what some of you DOUBTERS are thinking. I'm going to call you, Tommy Mc-doubter-son. You're thinking the story is bull****. Well I've never lied to you before, my comrades!

Looks like my luck is finally changing!

You and that f'ing MSN.

 

[RogueLDN]

btw how old is this guy/baby

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

GASP!

Tell me it's not true!


*faints*

yes, it is shockingly true. Also, Santa Claus isn't real.

 

[Erzengel]

He's 22.

 

[RogueLDN]

22, i know girls in belfast, i've been there, they are all easy. And their accent is awful. He must be thugly or a muppet.

 

[Erzengel]

So not all girls in Ireland look like the girls from the Irish Spring Commercials? Cause they were hot.

 

[RogueLDN]

no there are lots of mingers. but the pretty ones are always hotties

its extremes theres no middel ground.

 

[Immortalfire]

You should just start a thread called "Who wants to take my virginity?" and have people compete for it.

Or, sell it on eBay.

 

[kainedamo]

22, i know girls in belfast, i've been there, they are all easy. And their accent is awful. He must be thugly or a muppet.

dude stop acting so damned desperate, they can smell it a mile off.

nah, he just moans about them a lot, personally i liek em.

Kaine grow some cajones you supposed to have celtic blood damn you, girls in belfast are easy anyways. YOu must be a muppet to find it that hard.

What are you?? Some kind of jock?? Stop taking it so seriously, jock. It's not that big a deal that I find it hard to get with girls. Stop being such a jock.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Or, sell it on eBay.

lol good one


but mine would be funnier to watch in action

 

[RogueLDN]

What are you?? Some kind of jock?? Stop taking it so seriously, jock. It's not that big a deal that I find it hard to get with girls. Stop being such a jock.

A jock? what the **** is a Jock sadsack? I'm just a normal healthy guy, without girl issues. Im even a little over weight and my girlfriend is gorgeous.

LOL JOCK haaaahahahahaahah

 

[Erzengel]

A jock? what the **** is a Jock sadsack? I'm just a normal healthy guy, without girl issues. Im even a little over weight and my girlfriend is gorgeous.

LOL JOCK haaaahahahahaahah

Liar. No one has a gf around here. Stop lying you liar.

 

[RogueLDN]

lol i can prove it if i ave to

but i dont want to hurt Kaineywainey, he may well cry

 

[Erzengel]

And most of us don't know what a woman looks like naked. We have a vague basic idea though.

 

[RogueLDN]

And most of us don't know what a woman looks like naked. We have a vague basic idea though.

LOL my girlfriend has shown me in infinite detail. and shows me nightly i'm a lucky boy

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, this got pretty creepy.

 

[Rambo, John J]

LOL my girlfriend has shown me in infinite detail. and shows me nightly i'm a lucky boy

You should leave this thread then chum. We're all introverted virginal guys with girl issues. There's no place here for a stud who plows his girlfriend every night.

 

[Carter]

I went to the strip club the other day, I swear this stripper is really in love with me.
Im going to ask her out

 

[JLBats]

I went to the strip club the other day, I swear this stripper is really in love with me.
Im going to ask her out

One day, I'm going to sit down at a strip club and just talk to a stripper... just ask her about her interests, how she got into stripping, etc. I could be like... a compassionate ear among all the perverts.

It'll be cool.

*ker shurg*