I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

[Erzengel]

Guys great news. I just met the girl I'm going to marry. She's hot, smart and she's going to be a doctor.

Right now she's dancing her way towards her degree and everytime I go there she gives me a dance once I give her money.

I think we are dating already.

I went to the strip club the other day, I swear this stripper is really in love with me.

Im going to ask her out

Nice effort.

 

[Carter]

goddamn it

 

[Ronny Shade]

Carter got showned

 

[roach]

Dating a stripper rule number 1....
1) If you guys are meeting away from the stripping establishment then there is a chance....if she hasnt tried to reach you outside of the place...guess what...you are being played for your money. They do that. Make you think they love you and take your money.

 

[Immortalfire]

One day, I'm going to sit down at a strip club and just talk to a stripper... just ask her about her interests, how she got into stripping, etc. I could be like... a compassionate ear among all the perverts.

It'll be cool.

*ker shurg*

How charming.

 

[War Lord]

Jesus Christ. He expects a party because he's getting a date from a woman who wants money from him.

Isn't that what all women want from a guy, money?

 

[JLBats]

How charming.

No.

 

[Ronny Shade]

How charming.

I dont think it would go over well. Like when Holden tried it with the hooker in Catcher in the Rye

 

[Erzengel]

Dating a stripper rule number 1....
1) If you guys are meeting away from the stripping establishment then there is a chance....if she hasnt tried to reach you outside of the place...guess what...you are being played for your money. They do that. Make you think they love you and take your money.

Tabitha loves me a'hole.

 

[JLBats]

Isn't that what all women want from a guy, money?

Yes, they are emotionless killing machines.

 

[maxwell's demon]

You know how on the main board when you roll over a thread that
little pop up appears? Gives you a sort of "sneak preview" of the first
post? Well i saw kaines thread and went to click on it, but while it
was stuck loading my cursor rolled down a bit, so it looked like this
was his thread Title:I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!
And this was his first post:

Bigfoots in Oklahoma

Oklahoma May Be A Bigfoot Stomping Ground

(CBS) CLEAR BOGGY CREEK, Okla. An old legend is emerging from the woods once again: During the last week there have been multiple sightings of a "Bigfoot" in rural Oklahoma.

Store owner Larry Watson set-up cameras hoping to catch a...





i need a nap.


But good job, Kaine!
(just make sure she isn't secretly bigfoot)

 

[JLBats]

I dont think it would go over well. Like when Holden tried it with the hooker in Catcher in the Rye

Shutup, you phony!

*Goes all MDC on Ronny Shade*

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Dating a stripper rule number 1....
1) If you guys are meeting away from the stripping establishment then there is a chance....if she hasnt tried to reach you outside of the place...guess what...you are being played for your money. They do that. Make you think they love you and take your money.

Wait a min!

*gasps*

You mean that when she told me, "I want something that's in your pants," it wasn't . . . .

Oh, boy, that explains a lot.

 

[roach]

Tabitha loves me a'hole.

Have you guys done anything outside of the stripclub????

 

[JLBats]

You know how on the main board when you roll over a thread that
little pop up appears? Gives you a sort of "sneak preview" of the first
post? Well i saw kaines thread and went to click on it, but while it
was stuck loading my cursor rolled down a bit, so it looked like this
was his thread Title:I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!
And this was his first post:

Bigfoots in Oklahoma

Oklahoma May Be A Bigfoot Stomping Ground

(CBS) CLEAR BOGGY CREEK, Okla. An old legend is emerging from the woods once again: During the last week there have been multiple sightings of a "Bigfoot" in rural Oklahoma.

Store owner Larry Watson set-up cameras hoping to catch a...





i need a nap.


But good job, Kaine!
(just make sure she isn't secretly bigfoot)

You owe me a new keyboard.

 

[War Lord]

Um, yeah, that's creepy. In the dictionary, that would be a good definition for creepy.

I can't wait for Kaindamo's "girlfriend" to find out the real Kaindamo.

Do they have stalking laws on the green isle?

 

[Erzengel]

Have you guys done anything outside of the stripclub????

In the back of the club in my car. But regardless, our love is pure.

 

[War Lord]

In all honesty, judging from the evidence provided, i think you've found and new friend a nothing more...

if you're interested in someone, the last thing you tell them is about your comic books and the fact that optimus prime and megatron are your voices of reason and temptation....

please don't fall for this one as well, this is definitely friend territory.

Don't discourage the poor lad.

We want Kain to fall in love with this one so she too can tell him all about her 3 hour sex marathons and everything that she is willing to do with other guys, but him.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Shutup, you phony!

*Goes all MDC on Ronny Shade*

I could ask you what MDC is, but then I'd probably look like an idiot

 

[Carter]

I remember last semester I was sitting in my math class, got up and left and went to the strip club

 

[JLBats]

I could ask you what MDC is, but then I'd probably look like an idiot

Mark David Chapman.

 

[RogueLDN]

lol
pure as the driven sh it

 

[Ronny Shade]

Mark David Chapman.

Not helping *shrug*

 

[roach]

In the back of the club in my car. But regardless, our love is pure.

ok

 

[JLBats]

Not helping *shrug*

The man who assassinated John Lennon, then sat down on the curb and read Catcher in the Rye until the police arrived?