I fail at life for the day.

[Untilteld]

I have to admit, that's hilarious.

 

[nosebleed.]

This thread has made my day...thanks.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My sister once was holding a door open for a lady in a wheelchair and the lady was like "I can do it myself, thank you very much," all rude. So my sister said, "Okey dokey then." And she SLAMMED the door in the lady's face.

 

[Untilteld]

My sister once was holding a door open for a lady in a wheelchair and the lady was like "I can do it myself, thank you very much," all rude. So my sister said, "Okey dokey then." And she SLAMMED the door in the lady's face.

if that was video-taped, that would maybe be the best owned gif in the world.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My sister can be a ***** but it is funny when it is not directed at me

 

[PalmerTheThing]

That happens to me. One time my techer was carrinng jugs to our class and I said "Do you need help with your juggs?"

 

[Immortalfire]

Ahahaha t:

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Ahahaha t:

She said "parten me"? And I said it again. And she was like sure, thanks. I grabbed her juggs and carried them to class. Good times.

 

[Immortalfire]

That wasn't directed at you.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

That wasn't directed at you.

no not her ACTUAL juggs. The cupps as In Juggs.

 

[kytrigger]

Thinking quickly you could have gotten out of it by quickly adding the word "job" at the end of the question. That way instead of him thinking you're insincere, he would just think you were wanting to give him a handjob. Instead of feeling like a total prick you could have made 5 dollars.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Thinking quickly you could have gotten out of it by quickly adding the word "job" at the end of the question. That way instead of him thinking you're insincere, he would just think you were wanting to give him a handjob. Instead of feeling like a total prick you could have made 5 dollars.

Ok that would be rong. She's 31. I'm 13. Dosent go together.

 

[kytrigger]

Ok that would be rong. She's 31. I'm 13. Dosent go together.

not talking about you...the original poster

 

[Immortalfire]

no not her ACTUAL juggs. The cupps as In Juggs.

Ok that would be rong. She's 31. I'm 13. Dosent go together.

*head explodes*

 

[Jack Rabbit]

so did he come back to exact his revenge?

:hook-man emerges from Credible's closet:

"Who needs a hand NOW?!!"

:cue Psycho track:

 

[AhabTheArab]

shoulda saved yourself by yelling HIYO right after....

 

[November Rain]

so, at work earlier this afternoon, i was tasked with escorting a man around who didn't have the proper security clearance to be in our building by his lonesome.

he also doesn't have a left hand. instead, he has a hook... yup.

we're walking around, and he's collecting these big, rolling, trash can like bins full of paperwork that his company is going to take and destroy.

so, he's dragging one large bin behind him with his good hand, when he comes to a door that we need to go through, and the doorknob is round... this presents a problem for the gentleman, and i can clearly see this.

so, i offer to help. but, more specifically, in my infinite and unyielding wisdom, i say:

"excuse, me, sir... do you need a hand?"


no lie... i said that to a man with a Capt. Hook hook for a hand.


i realized what i said as it was falling out of my mouth, but was powerless to stop it. my jaw dropped open like a cartoon character, and he turned away from me, obviously (and understandably) pissed.

the next 10 minutes or so that i had to follow him around in deafening silence were very akward, to say the least.

yeah. nice one, justin. way to make mom proud.

i fail at life.

no, the hook man fails for being upset by a turn of phrase.

you did nothing particularly wrong, don't feel bad for it, in any case you made a lot of people on this board crack up. INcluding myself.