I found my pussyCAT! part 2

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're right. That was an improper use of the apostophe, because your cat is obviously not possessive of you.

jag

If you're fishing for an argument, then go bother your ****e of a wife. I'm sure she has nothing better to do.

 

[jaguarr]

If you're fishing for an argument, then go bother your ****e of a wife. I'm sure she has nothing better to do.

You mad!

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I think my cat is to the age now where it recognizes it's home as the house it's at now..when she disappeared she was just a kitten. If I learned anything from the movie Homeward Bound, it's pets will go to great lengths to return to their original home...and my cat is like 10 minutes away, not across the country. So the little ***** has no excuse

 

[JLBats]

If I learned anything from the movie Homeward Bound,

Uh, Holly, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the animals in that movie could talk.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My cat could talk, in my mind.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

WithO.U.T. exception, the homes of cat-owners stink. They all think they're the exception, but it's because they're used to it, like a smoker doesn't understand how strongly he smells of smoke.
I don't think they're cute enough to warrant dealing with their crap like that.

 

[Erzengel]

She needs her kitty back.

Who will protect her from that lil creature that steals her breath?

 

[Lurk]

WithO.U.T. exception, the homes of cat-owners stink. They all think they're the exception, but it's because they're used to it, like a smoker doesn't understand how strongly he smells of smoke.
I don't think they're cute enough to warrant dealing with their crap like that.

Uh, there IS an exception when you put their shytebox out on the deck Covered boxes help a lot, too.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How about in the garage, and then spray the garage with Armani, then we can talk.

But Holly can't let the cat roam outside or it will escape back to the people it really loves.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

How about in the garage, and then spray the garage with Armani, then we can talk.

My cat smelled like Jesus.

 

[Boom]

My cat smelled like Jesus.

So it smelled like wood and dirt and man-sweat ?

 

[Swordmaster]

My cat smelled like Jesus.

...I'm curious to know how you know what Jesus smelled like?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My cat smelled like Jesus.

A nomadic desert-dweller who went out of his way to live a life of poverty and cured the blind by spitting in the dirt and mixing it into a paste to be rubbed on the eyes.
Hmm

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Like Heaven, she got the best of everything..the little harlot.

 

[Abaddon]

The cat is a few blocks away and you couldn't find her for 3 years? You don't deserve it back.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So it smelled like wood and dirt and man-sweat ?

Yes, I'm sure that Jesus smelled, at best, like a lumberjack, at worst, a Gwar show,

 

[Slipknot]

Yes, I'm sure that Jesus smelled, at best, like a lumberjack, at worst, a Gwar show,

GG Allin?

 

[jaguarr]

Jesus probably smelled like lepers, patchoulli, frankensince, mehr, dead fish and sweaty sandals.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

The cat is a few blocks away and you couldn't find her for 3 years? You don't deserve it back.

She's in a weird house, in the woods, behind my neighborhood, blocked off my 2 huge fences and Koreans.

Some animal cop lady told me they sighted a black cat 2 miles north of where I live, and the house is south of my house. So I was looking in the wrong direction.

 

[Boom]

Yes, I'm sure that Jesus smelled, at best, like a lumberjack, at worst, a Gwar show,

Jesus: "I'm going to perform a miracle on you, Boom."
Me: "Not until you take a shower, Jesus lol."
Jesus: ""

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Now that I think about it I want to go punch that cop lady in the vagina.

 

[jaguarr]

Jesus: "I'm going to perform a miracle on you, Boom."
Me: "Not until you take a shower, Jesus lol."
Jesus: ""

Post of the week. LOFL!

jag

 

[Jplaya2023]

Miss Kitty

pic violation

 

[Boom]

Now that I think about it I want to go punch that cop lady in the vagina.

Hahawhy?