I got paid to pee in a cup.

[Orko Is King]

Ummmm, what the hell kinda job do you have where you need to drop random drug screens at your bosses notice and get paid a base rate of 30 bucks an hour?

SIGN ME UP

Same here. **** this $7/hour retail ****.

 

[WeaponZ2]

Had a girls hand down my pants at my job....and I got paid by her...think about that for a moment.

 

[Majmun]

Ummmm, what the hell kinda job do you have where you need to drop random drug screens at your bosses notice and get paid a base rate of 30 bucks an hour?

SIGN ME UP

I work for the government, lol.

 

[Lurk]

I thought at first you boss was paying for your pee because he needed a clean sample. That would have been a cooler story

That's what I thought, too. Though, I had to scratch my head, I've never had to pay for it!

 

[maxwell's demon]

it would be a better story if you went off to spend the hundred dollars on a gift for me.

 

[tzarinna]

I failed one after having a poppy seed bagel the day before. I wasn't aware that my new employer was drug testing and I wanted my bagel.

 

[Majmun]

What purpose do poppy seeds serve on bread anyways?

 

[tzarinna]

Poppy seeds taste so good,mmmm,opium

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Man you lucky bastard

 

[Clouseau]

Had a girls hand down my pants at my job....and I got paid by her...think about that for a moment.

guess nobody else is gonna ask, so... "did you pay her back???"

I got paid to pee in a cup.

big deal... the day you get paid to crap in a can, then you've accomplished something!

 

[WeaponZ2]

guess nobody else is gonna ask, so... "did you pay her back???"

No, but the next time she asked to do it, I told her that the money was a good enough payment and to just leave it at the bar.

 

[Clouseau]

.......

riiiiiiight...

 

[WeaponZ2]

.......

riiiiiiight...

Did I mention I love my Job?