I have no idea what I'm doing!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

In an alternate world this thread is much funnier as a friend of Kaboom's logs on to let us know Kaboom has passed away after trying to be more efficient by mixing up a huge bucket of bleach and ammonia.

 

[jaguarr]

I feel sorry for exactly 0 (zero) people in this thread. Congratulations to all of you!

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

I feel sorry for exactly 0 (zero) people in this thread. Congratulations to all of you!

jag

Oh, were we supposed to feel sorry?

 

[jaguarr]

Oh, were we supposed to feel sorry?

What, you didn't get the memo? Perhaps your maid threw it out while she was cleaning.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

It's not my fault I'm rich.

 

[AndThePickles]

What, you didn't get the memo? Perhaps your maid threw it out while she was cleaning.

jag

Ugh, she's so fired.

 

[jaguarr]

It's not my fault I'm rich.

It's your fault that you live in your own filth. And you're not rich, your parents are.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

It's your fault that you live in your own filth. And you're not rich, your parents are.

jag

Tomato tomatoe. If youre that jealous I can lend you my maid. God! She constantly moves things though, it really bothers me.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

This is obviously off-topic, but when the hell did Holly get a classy avatar?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

This is obviously off-topic, but when the hell did Holly get a classy avatar?

triplefive made it for me. The one Lee made for me just had to go. Over it

 

[jaguarr]

Tomato tomatoe. If youre that jealous I can lend you my maid. God! She constantly moves things though, it really bothers me.

Okay, but if we borrow her and break her you still have to take her back.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

She's replaceable. They all are, I dont even consider them human.

 

[Odin's Lawyer]

My maid used to speak in the espanol, but then I told her; "Hey! If you can't speak American then don't speak at all." Now I have a midget instead.

 

[thedeadite]

maids creep me out...why can't people do their own housework...rich or not?

 

[AndThePickles]

Even if I had the money, I don't think I would want a maid. Of course at college we have "housekeepers" who come and do basic cleaning in the dorm bathrooms, but personal cleaning is left to each individual person. I don't mind the fact that we have someone to clean the bathrooms because they aren't individual bathrooms for each person, and I do not want to have to clean up some stranger's mess. The girls in my building are filthy.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Oh God, dorms are a cesspool of germs. I feel like Purelling my hands now. I could never live in dorms, I'm too selfish and need my space.

 

[AndThePickles]

I live in a single room, but unfortunately I do have to share bathrooms. I'm always careful never to touch anything with my hands and I always layer the toilet seat before sitting on it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I live in a single room, but unfortunately I do have to share bathrooms. I'm always careful never to touch anything with my hands and I always layer the toilet seat before sitting on it.

Freshman year I visited my friends college and she shared a room with some Jehovah witness psychopath. Her and I shared her bed aka cot about 1 and a half feet away from the crazy girl. Having your own room is probably a good idea.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

triplefive made it for me. The one Lee made for me just had to go. Over it

good for you then.