Announcer: That's why the automobile industry invented... side and rear-view mirrors.
Little Susie: Side and rear view whatsiwhats?
Announcer: Side and rear-view mirrors. In most automobiles, a side mirror is located outside both the driver and passenger doors, whereas the rear-view mirror is located in the center of the vehicle before the front window pane, usually a glance above eye-level.
Little Susie: Wow! I never heard of those before!
Announcer: [chuckles]Don't you fret, dear Little Susie. You may wish to know where you can find these state-of-the-art, technologically advanced gizmos; well, if you have purchased any vehicle in, say,
the past eighty years or so, your automobile may already be equipped with them.
Little Susie: Oooooohhhhhhh.....
Announcer: [
chuckles] Yes indeed. And remember, if you don't check your mirrors before changing lanes...
you, the driver, are at fault and will be penalized.
So remember, kids... always check your mirrors... even if you would rather run over the victim repeatedly because you think you did nothing wrong
[
Thus concludes this Public Service Announcement, brought to you by Logic-- a subsidiary of Common Sense.]