I just got the dream job and **** is gonna get crazy

[Equint77]

As a lot of you know I had been out of work and looking for a steady bartending job... well on Thursday I found one and I probably couldn't be any luckier.

First this bar I now work for is located in The East Village in Alphabet City in downtown Manhattan. For those of you outside of NY this is probably the trendiest neighborhood outside of Soho. What does that mean? Well I get actors, models, writers, musicians, painters, artists coming to the bar. Big tips as well as having some hot ass women kissing my ass for drinks.

Here's the kicker... all tips I make are mine... no splitting them among the staff... I get open bar cause I'm enployee.. I had 7 beers Saturday and didn't spend a dime. I also get my food comped from the kitchen...

Did I mention I get to wear whatever the hell I want to when I go to work?

Oh and I bumped into an old friend from HS yesterday.... who happens to work at Prada.... I'll probably end up getting hook ups on clothes to.

Yeah it sounds like I'm bragging but this is what I've been waiting for for the last 4 years now.

 

[November Rain]

ok, pint of stella please and a bottle of corona with lime if you don't mind?

 

[Ronny Shade]

just hope they dont play club music

 

[Erzengel]

Congrats E. Unfortunatelly, your bar sounds to High Brow for me unless you are willing to hook me up.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Nice, E.


Don't let Erz in.

 

[Ronny Shade]

don't let me in either. I'm bad news.

 

[Equint77]

Congrats E. Unfortunatelly, your bar sounds to High Brow for me unless you are willing to hook me up.

high brow nothing..... I've met some ****ing crazy ass characters the last few days..... It's been crazy.

 

[Erzengel]

Would you say it's crazy?

 

[Kaleb]

I went to a bar near there 3 weeks ago (I think it was called Jessica's) anyway I really enjoyed it. hope you make lots of tips Equint.

 

[Equint77]

Would you say it's crazy?

crazy is an understatement.

and the level of ****ing poon that walks in and out of there is almost beyond comprehension.

 

[Erzengel]

Last time I went drinking I was at the Black Bear and then some other bar 69 or something like that. I was REALLY drunk.

 

[Equint77]

I went to a bar near there 3 weeks ago (I think it was called Jessica's) anyway I really enjoyed it. hope you make lots of tips Equint.

Thanks K... it's on 12 and Ave. B. And it looks like I'll be making decent money if I get the days they're training me for.

 

[Kaleb]

my friends mom works a huge white building next to the Nike store in soho.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Sounds really fun that you might see some actors and other famous people.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dance on the bar in tight leather pants like Coyote Ugly, E. That will get some serious tips/bidness.

 

[DorkyFresh]

congrats!!! i went to bartending school but i realized i'm too nerdy and anti-social (and lazy hehe) to be a bartender.

 

[Sabretooth]

Just whatever you,do NOT let the Canadians in.

 

[Kaleb]

I was a bartender at a german bar for 2yrs , I hated it causes those germans never tip and refused to leave the bar when you are about to close up

 

[Equint77]

I saw Julia Stiles on Thursday... she's tall and doesn't look like the moonface she does in the movies.... I was surprised.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just whatever you,do NOT let the Canadians in.

That rule applies to ANY establishment.

 

[Ronny Shade]

julia stiles was on ghostwriter. I find this hilarious.

 

[Darthphere]

Im totally going there.

 

[Equint77]

I was a bartender at a german bar for 2yrs , I hated it causes those germans never tip and refused to leave the bar when you are about to close up

well I'll be getting the day shifts so luckily I won't have to deal with the rowdy customers at night... which is good cause I get to deal with the brunch crowds... good tips.

 

[PLAS]

nice to know, sadly I don't drink anymore

 

[Sabretooth]

I saw Julia Stiles on Thursday... she's tall and doesn't look like the moonface she does in the movies.... I was surprised.

Keep a tally of the number of celebrities you see. Bragging,maybe,but I'd do it.