I just got the dream job and **** is gonna get crazy

[Equint77]

Keep a tally of the number of celebrities you see. Bragging,maybe,but I'd do it.

seeing nothing... I'm gonna wanna screw them.

 

[DOG LIPS]

seeing nothing... I'm gonna wanna screw them.

Pictures man, pictures!! And video!

 

[Sabretooth]

seeing nothing... I'm gonna wanna screw them.

Then uh,carve the tally into the bedpost?

 

[Equint77]

Pictures man, pictures!! And video!

lol.. wayyy ahead of you brother... I've gots my camera phone ready for action.

Where would I be without SHH? I have a forum to brag about future conquests and be congradulated on being a pig.

 

[Malice]

show how much you making now!

 

[Darthphere]

I tip nicely, its the american thing to do.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I tip nicely, its the american thing to do.

I tip, but I never like it. I don't ever have the desire to do so.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Sweet. There's no finer land than Free Booze/Food/Crazy Hook-Ups - Land.
Well done.
And all the bartenders I know live in a magical world with an underground economy and they're popular as hell 'cause everyone loves the one who brings them liquid-mirth.

 

[Equint77]

show how much you making now!

for me... the money is secondary.. it's nice and all..... but just the amount of action I'm gonna get... that's where my focus is.

 

[Sabretooth]

Eh,if we ordered pizza when I was younger,I always had to answer the pizza guy when he came. I kept forgetting to pay the tip,even when my Dad scolded me for not gving the entire tip I just wouldn't do it. I'm pretty sure that's why I grew up to be such a cheap bastard who doesn't ''do'' tips.

 

[jaguarr]

Congratulations, E! Next time I'm in the Big Apple I'll swing by your bar for lunch and free drinks and then stiff you on the tip.

jag

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

As a lot of you know I had been out of work and looking for a steady bartending job... well on Thursday I found one and I probably couldn't be any luckier.

First this bar I now work for is located in The East Village in Alphabet City in downtown Manhattan. For those of you outside of NY this is probably the trendiest neighborhood outside of Soho. What does that mean? Well I get actors, models, writers, musicians, painters, artists coming to the bar. Big tips as well as having some hot ass women kissing my ass for drinks.

Here's the kicker... all tips I make are mine... no splitting them among the staff... I get open bar cause I'm enployee.. I had 7 beers Saturday and didn't spend a dime. I also get my food comped from the kitchen...

Did I mention I get to wear whatever the hell I want to when I go to work?

Oh and I bumped into an old friend from HS yesterday.... who happens to work at Prada.... I'll probably end up getting hook ups on clothes to.

Yeah it sounds like I'm bragging but this is what I've been waiting for for the last 4 years now.

Damn man - AWESOME!!!!
Sounds like dreams really do come true.
I know mine just did.
I'll post more on friday in my own thread with more info.
Good luck man.
Have fun!!!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Eh,if we ordered pizza when I was younger,I always had to answer the pizza guy when he came. I kept forgetting to pay the tip,even when my Dad scolded me for not gving the entire tip I just wouldn't do it. I'm pretty sure that's why I grew up to be such a cheap bastard who doesn't ''do'' tips.

here's my philosophy on tipping:

If you have a hot waitress, and you give her extra money, she's just gonna go spend it on new panties to show her boyfriend. Either that or she's gonna go to the bar and hook up with somebody else. So don't give hot waitress extra tip.

If you have a waiter, unless you feel he deserves it for some reason, why would you just give a dude you don't know a bunch of money?

I still tip, though, because I'm paranoid.

 

[Equint77]

I wanna thank everyone for the congrats and good lucks...I've been dreaming for a job like this and I still can't believe it's finally happened.... You all know I'll be posting stories as I get them.

 

[jaguarr]

here's my philosophy on tipping:

If you have a hot waitress, and you give her extra money, she's just gonna go spend it on new panties to show her boyfriend. Either that or she's gonna go to the bar and hook up with somebody else. So don't give hot waitress extra tip.

If you have a waiter, unless you feel he deserves it for some reason, why would you just give a dude you don't know a bunch of money?

I still tip, though, because I'm paranoid.

I waited tables in college and appreciate good service, so I tip for good service. I don't care if the waiter looks like Sloth from the goonies; if he keeps my water full, isn't obnoxious but is there when he's needed and is taking care of sh1t, he's getting a hella-nice tip. I DON'T tip for waitresses who don't do their jobs but think that flashing their boobies at me will get them that nice gratuity. If I want to see boobies, I'll just stay home with my wife.

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

I wanna thank everyone for the congrats and good lucks...I've been dreaming for a job like this and I still can't believe it's finally happened.... You all know I'll be posting stories as I get them.

You'll understand if I'm not bubbling and happy for you having a great job while I have a suck job.

 

[Darthphere]

Most waiters make most of their money from tips and as working class people we should tip at all times. Now, if youre getting crappy service, dont bother.

 

[DorkyFresh]

so like...do you know how to flair (flip bottles and do tricks)?

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

for me... the money is secondary.. it's nice and all..... but just the amount of action I'm gonna get... that's where my focus is.

Fool! Know you nothing of teh math?

+$ = +poon tang, that's like Einstein's 10th postulate or some ****

 

[bulok]

so about those celebrity totties...

 

[Darthphere]

so about those celebrity totties...

Talk about a worthless post.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Totties?

 

[Ronny Shade]

so like...do you know how to flair (flip bottles and do tricks)?

That's for chicks. Nobody needs to see a dude doing that.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Yaaaay! Congrats Equint.)

 

[The Venomator]

Keep a tally of the number of celebrities you see. Bragging,maybe,but I'd do it.

I'd do it to, this is what seperates us from some kind of species