I just got the dream job and **** is gonna get crazy

[DV8]

Congrats, Eq . . . that is basically the tightest dick-off job anyone could ever hope for!!! hell, you might even get discovered by some hot director who'll make you an indie movie star . . . . or at least there's a slim chance you could bang a model or something . . . the possibilities are endless!

 

[Otis Driftwood]

Congrats. Sounds awesome.

 

[DorkyFresh]

That's for chicks. Nobody needs to see a dude doing that.

*shrugs* chicks dig it when i flair...

 

[Erzengel]

That's for chicks. Nobody needs to see a dude doing that.

Actually chicks just need a decent body and a cute face and they are a bartender.

 

[DorkyFresh]

haha...yeah, they don't need to learn flair. their flair is on their chests, hehe

 

[Ronny Shade]

Actually chicks just need a decent body and a cute face and they are a bartender.

or the ability to make a top-notch manhattan

 

[Erzengel]

Out of all the bars, I've been to I've never ever seen an unattractive female bartender.

 

[Darthphere]

or the ability to make a top-notch manhattan

I was at a bar this one time and this guy was talking about how all these damn mexicans need to learn english and all of a sudden he orders a pina colada, I thought the irony was great.


Alos the fact that he ordered a pina colada.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Out of all the bars, I've been to I've never ever seen an unattractive female bartender.

I don't go to bars, but my theory is they don't get hired if they're not hot.

 

[Drakon]

Congratulations.


You bastard.

 

[Equinox]

Would I get a free beer and get to see two hot girls make out, if I tip you a 100 E?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Congratulations.


You bastard.

That's how I feel

 

[Elijya]

congrats! sounds like a blast

 

[POWdER-man]

Just whatever you,do NOT let the Canadians in.

*cries*



I only chewed on my toe nails that one time....

 

[Abaddon]

Congrats Equint. It's about time.






















Don't **** it up.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't go to bars, but my theory is they don't get hired if they're not hot.

No. There are many, many unattractive female bartenders.
Many large, cow-like ones.
We were friends with one who was cool and gave us thousands of dollars worth of free drinks 'cause she loved our band, but she looked QUITE a lot like Danny DeVito as the Penguin in the movie. Only tall.*shudder*
nice girl.

 

[Ronny Shade]

No. There are many, many unattractive female bartenders.
Many large, cow-like ones.
We were friends with one who was cool and gave us thousands of dollars worth of free drinks 'cause she loved our band, but she looked QUITE a lot like Danny DeVito as the Penguin in the movie. Only tall.*shudder*
nice girl.

Now I know

 

[Equint77]

No. There are many, many unattractive female bartenders.
Many large, cow-like ones.
We were friends with one who was cool and gave us thousands of dollars worth of free drinks 'cause she loved our band, but she looked QUITE a lot like Danny DeVito as the Penguin in the movie. Only tall.*shudder*
nice girl.

blah.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Now I know

 

[bored]

As a lot of you know I had been out of work and looking for a steady bartending job... well on Thursday I found one and I probably couldn't be any luckier.

First this bar I now work for is located in The East Village in Alphabet City in downtown Manhattan. For those of you outside of NY this is probably the trendiest neighborhood outside of Soho. What does that mean? Well I get actors, models, writers, musicians, painters, artists coming to the bar. Big tips as well as having some hot ass women kissing my ass for drinks.

Here's the kicker... all tips I make are mine... no splitting them among the staff... I get open bar cause I'm enployee.. I had 7 beers Saturday and didn't spend a dime. I also get my food comped from the kitchen...

Did I mention I get to wear whatever the hell I want to when I go to work?

Oh and I bumped into an old friend from HS yesterday.... who happens to work at Prada.... I'll probably end up getting hook ups on clothes to.

Yeah it sounds like I'm bragging but this is what I've been waiting for for the last 4 years now.

How do you document real life/
When real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Head lines, bread lines/
Blow my mind/
And now this deadline/
"Eviction or Pay?"/
Rent!

 

[user123456789]

E hook it up

 

[Drakon]

 

[Equint77]

E hook it up

lol... I will once I get a good month or 2 under my belt.

 

[user123456789]

lol... I will once I get a good month or 2 under my belt.

make it a year or two, cause i'll be 21 by then rofl!

 

[Equint77]

make it a year or two, cause i'll be 21 by then rofl!

lol...a year or 2? by that time I'll be dead.....