I Know How You Die

[Darthphere]

Boating Accident - 35

Very unlikely, since I hate boats.

 

[Halcohol]

Very unlikely, since I hate boats.

It looks like they hate you back

 

[POWdER-man]

You do realize there are no Elephants in Canada....

EDIT: DAMN ****ING ZOOS....well at least I know where to avoid...

 

[Lackey]

Jesus/m/Galilee

 

[NEWcomicbook123]

it is. and you know what they say... if it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'

Oh, I always thought it was "keep on kickin'".

How awkward.

 

[Darthphere]

Jesus/m/Galilee

Stay away from jews.

 

[POWdER-man]

Jesus? You die of teh crucification....

 

[Iceman]

that'll help

ok

Name - undisclosed
Age - undisclosed
Location - undisclosed

My internal organs no longer exist

 

[NEWcomicbook123]

that'll help

You seemed to be very precise without the additional knowledge of diseases... don't be so modest.

 

[passerby]

Falls down a flight of stairs - 70s

Am I tripped or something? I always get back up when I fall. I hit my head a lot.....

 

[Neto Magnus]

Very unlikely, since I hate boats.

doesn't necessarily mean you'll be on one at the time.

You do realize there are no Elephants in Canada....

EDIT: DAMN ****ING ZOOS....well at least I know where to avoid...

watch out for the circus too.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Very unlikely, since I hate boats.

I'd hate them too if they killed my parents

 

[Neto Magnus]

Jesus/m/Galilee

as in 'Hey Zeus'?

 

[Halcohol]

I'd hate them too if they killed my parents

Nonsense. I killed his parents.

 

[Darthphere]

I'd hate them too if they killed my parents

Ill find that boat one day and kill it.

 

[Darthphere]

Nonsense. I killed his parents.

Youre a boat?

 

[gap5ewl]

neto i alway knew you were a mutant, lol

 

[Darth Elektra]

Jonathan/Male/South Carolina

 

[Lackey]

as in 'Hey Zeus'?

as in "Hey Seus"

 

[Assassin]

Lena/F/Florida

It's a girl, get her!

 

[Assassin]

I wanna die!


Roger/M/Miamia, Fl

you dont look like a roger

 

[Jager X]

joseph/m/mississippi

 

[deemar325]

Shot in the chest - late 20s

It's cause I'm black ain't it?

lol!

 

[NEWcomicbook123]

It's funny that you're black.

 

[deemar325]

I like how you and I have specific ages we die at, whereas deemar dies in his "late 20s"

F--ked up ain't it?