I Know How You Die

[Neto Magnus]

good luck

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Jared/Male/Arizona

 

[deemar325]

good luck

Thanks, it's already up.

 

[Sentinel X]

You were supposed to die that way but something's changed. I see now that you will die in a faulty elevator in a few years from now.

OH NOES!!!...what age??

 

[TheProfessional]

Leon/Male/New York.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Jared/Male/Arizona

Hmm, I can't see how you exactly die but your body is never found. I think this happens in your late 20s.

 

[Neto Magnus]

OH NOES!!!...what age??

not clear. but don't take the elevator anymore.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Leon/Male/New York.

Suicide - 36

 

[Ronny Shade]

Stephen/Male/Michigan

 

[TheProfessional]

Suicide - 36

I'm 48.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm 48.

LOL. Either you're dead or this is total BS.


The second one.

 

[Sentinel X]

not clear. but don't take the elevator anymore.

Of course Ill take the elevator...im a thrill seeker

LOL. Either you're dead or this is total BS

HUSH!!!...choker of the cube

 

[Neto Magnus]

I'm 48.

then maybe it was 63. these things are hard to tell.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Stephen/Male/Michigan

you can't die twice

 

[Ronny Shade]

you can't die twice

Dang. I was hoping you'd mess up and do it differently

 

[moop501]

Michael/15/Arkansas

 

[Neto Magnus]

Dang. I was hoping you'd mess up and do it differently

nope, you die a stupid death. sorry

 

[Neto Magnus]

Michael/15/Arkansas

Mayor West snaps your neck - 20

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

John/m/Alabama(Jesus, it feels embarrasing to admit i live there )

 

[ThePenguin]

Ryan/15/El Paso

 

[Master Chief]

So how do I die watching an unrated Closer DVD again?

 

[Neto Magnus]

John/m/Alabama(Jesus, it feels embarrasing to admit i live there )

a redneck kidnaps and murders you. - 44

 

[Neto Magnus]

Ryan/15/El Paso

you get hit by a car at a car dealership(I think it was a Toyota) - 21

 

[deemar325]

Remember all you can be reborn by me!!

 

[ToddIsDead]

So how do I die watching an unrated Closer DVD again?

Your brain explodes because your brain couldn't comprehend the sheer beauty of Natalie Portman's bare naked body.