I Know How You Die

[deemar325]

a redneck kidnaps and murders you. - 44

Wow thats harsh.

 

[Neto Magnus]

So how do I die watching an unrated Closer DVD again?

you get so excited you die of a heart attack right there at Best Buy

 

[War Lord]

For years now I've been having precognitive dreams and most have come true. I truly believe that I can see into the future. I bet I can predict your demise. Just tell me your first name/gender/location and I'll tell you how you die and at what age.

John, Male, Edmonton Alberta Canada.

 

[Master Chief]

you get so excited you die of a heart attack right there at Best Buy

I don't know whether I should stop working out because this will happen, or if this will happen because you told me so I stopped working out.

 

[deemar325]

^ At least you come back as something cute.

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

a redneck kidnaps and murders you. - 44

But I'm leaving Alabama in alittle more than a year...as long as rape isn't involved...I'll be fine with it...

 

[Da Docta]

a redneck kidnaps and murders you. - 44

Is it Hank Hill?

 

[Darthphere]

But I'm leaving Alabama in alittle more than a year...as long as rape isn't involved...I'll be fine with it...

Sadly there is.

 

[War Lord]

Is it Hank Hill?

Boomhauer seems more the type to kill.

Hank would just kick your ass.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Hmm, I can't see how you exactly die but your body is never found. I think this happens in your late 20s.

Hmm, so I have a bit of mystery to my death!

I know my purpose in life now: To solve my own murder.

 

[Da Docta]

Boomhauer seems more the type to kill.

Hank would just kick your ass.

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man

 

[Neto Magnus]

John, Male, Edmonton Alberta Canada.

Killed during some war - 40s

 

[Neto Magnus]

I don't know whether I should stop working out because this will happen, or if this will happen because you told me so I stopped working out.

it is a quandary

 

[War Lord]

Killed during some war - 40s

I was hoping to die in some drug binge.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Hmm, so I have a bit of mystery to my death!

I know my purpose in life now: To solve my own murder.

get GPS installed

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

Sadly there is.

Then by redneck he has to mean Hot Porn Star Lisa Boyle in order for me to accept rape. I wish all rapists were hot then everyone would be happy (sort of).

 

[Darthphere]

Then by redneck he has to mean Hot Porn Star Lisa Boyle in order for me to accept rape. I wish all rapists were hot then everyone would be happy (sort of).

She has a strap on.

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

She has a strap on.

As long as its Lisa......

 

[ToddIsDead]

Killed during some war - 40s

How does that happen? Everyone knows that Canadians don't go to war

 

[Neto Magnus]

but he wasn't with the Canadian army for some reason.

 

[Neto Magnus]

As long as its Lisa......

u'd still take it up the shute?

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

u'd still take it up the shute?

She's a hot lady...that's all I'm saying...

 

[Ultimate Doom]

Hey Neto how r u gonna die?

anyway i guess i'll try this: Landon/m/CAN.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Hey Neto how r u gonna die?

anyway i guess i'll try this: Landon/m/CAN.

I'm never going to die because God is a jerk and will keep letting me suffer

you die in an uninspected roller coaster - 30s.

 

[Indiglo]

Hahaha!?