I met a very attractive waitress

[THWIP*]

You're so arrogant

NAH.....HE JUST LIKES EVERYBODY TO BE ON HIS LEVEL.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Guys I met an attractive girl walking down the street and took her home.

Marry her.

 

[jaguarr]

Guys I met an attractive girl walking down the street and took her home.

Why did you leave her clothes on? Now you're going to have to burn them off of her with fuel gel!

jag

 

[Superman79]

But he's from Nebraska.....the pickin's may not be good there.

WHOA!!!

Easy there C. Lee! No need to go picking on Nebraska. We have many fine women. Sweet farm girls with big smiles, and big boobs. Not to mention the out of state chicks that flock to the University of Nebraska...basically we have our share of hot chicks. (for further proof see ANY Girls of the Big 12 playboy magazine, PMOY Amy Sue Cooper-from Lincoln, NE, and the women [most especially the tutor] shown on "Tommy Lee Goes to College")

I rest my case.

PS- The state of Nebraska officially disowned Ghostrider87, upon learning of this thread...he is now officially an Iowan.

 

[C. Lee]

"Dudes!!!! She asked me if I needed ANYTHING else. She wants me!!!"

Go for it.

 

[THWIP*]

Guys I met an attractive girl walking down the street and took her home.

YOU DOPE.......ALL THE "GOOD PARTS" ARE "OCCUPIED".

 

[Superman79]

Nebraska has some nice looking farm girls... all that corn meal they grow up on gives them large breasts...

I've fornicated with a girl from Nebraska... I highly recommend them.

 

[NHawk19]

Guys I met an attractive girl walking down the street and took her home.

Nothing quite like a woman with an over the shoulder strap for easy transport

 

[THWIP*]

WHOA!!!

Easy there C. Lee! No need to go picking on Nebraska. We have many fine women. Sweet farm girls with big smiles, and big boobs. Not to mention the out of state chicks that flock to the University of Nebraska...basically we have our share of hot chicks. (for further proof see ANY Girls of the Big 12 playboy magazine, PMOY Amy Sue Cooper-from Lincoln, NE, and the women [most especially the tutor] shown on "Tommy Lee Goes to College")

I rest my case.

PS- The state of Nebraska officially disowned Ghostrider87, upon learning of this thread...he is now officially an Iowan.

DON'T FORGET **don't do this again**THIS[/URL].

 

[Lackey]

WHOA!!!

Easy there C. Lee! No need to go picking on Nebraska. We have many fine women. Sweet farm girls with big smiles, and big boobs. Not to mention the out of state chicks that flock to the University of Nebraska...basically we have our share of hot chicks. (for further proof see ANY Girls of the Big 12 playboy magazine, PMOY Amy Sue Cooper-from Lincoln, NE, and the women [most especially the tutor] shown on "Tommy Lee Goes to College")

I rest my case.

If you love Nebraska so much, what're you doing in Boston?

PS- The state of Nebraska officially disowned Ghostrider87, upon learning of this thread...he is now officially an Iowan.

Jake isn't going to be happy about this

 

[Superman79]

DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT AND COAT!].

Amen brother (I actually know about 1/4 of the girls on there, wen to school with em )...oh and I forgot one more...Melissa Midwest!!

 

[Erzengel]

Why did you leave her clothes on? Now you're going to have to burn them off of her with fuel gel!

jag

That's just how I carry her out of the car silly.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I demand comments from Hooters Pimp.

 

[Equint77]

You're so arrogant

you damn right.

 

[Superman79]

If you love Nebraska so much, what're you doing in Boston?



Jake isn't going to be happy about this

Born in Nebraska, Undergrad at Nebraska, Law school in Boston (my family is originally from there), back in Nebraska for summer clerkship

I have dual citizenship

**Physically I'm in NE, but my Heart is in Fenway with my beloved Red Sox

EDIT: And if Iowa doesn't want him they can pawn G87 onto Kansas or Missouri

 

[Equint77]

I wanna go to the university of nebraska.

I can be professor of mixology.

 

[Lackey]

do you think Ghostrider is still reading this thread?

 

[Equint77]

do you think Ghostrider is still reading this thread?

I'm actually praying to god he is.

 

[War Lord]

do you think Ghostrider is still reading this thread?

He probably is and now he has a knife to slit his wrists.

 

[C. Lee]

do you think Ghostrider is still reading this thread?

Philosophers will debate that for centuries.

 

[Superman79]

do you think Ghostrider is still reading this thread?

Nah, he's either in a corner crying, or currently hitchhiking his way back to Chicago.

 

[DOG LIPS]

From hence forth he shall be dubbed Hooters Pimp.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh the little piglet.
Adorable.

 

[Equint77]

 

[Equint77]