I Present Your Life In Metaphore!

[Movies205]

Please step up and recieve your glorious reading of your life....

 

[Flexo]

Please step up and recieve your glorious reading of your life....

You'll find nothing but a dead end.

 

[Movies205]

FLEXO

Your life is a sand-box filled not with sand but with jello, the inhabitants of your sand-box are nothing more than 2 dimenional paper-cut outs for anything larger than that stands outside the sand-box but within a 10 x 10 square what measurements these are, are known only to you, and only side this 10 x 10 square is a shark for this is really in a aquarium, GOD'S AQUARIUM NO LESS! AND GOD IS NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN HIS AQUARIUM YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING OR HE'LL GET RID OF IT!

Now some pictures:

 

[Tangled Web]

Try me.

 

[Flexo]

It's like you know me.

Get out of my soul!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Rubber ducky, you're the one.

 

[Movies205]

Try me.

Shoe Buttons, what buttons lie on a shoe? Who knows except you? But the buttons that do lie on there are quite mismatched I must say, who puts Red with Purple or for that matter Green with Pink? It's like you had danny the ****** put your buttons on your shoe though it is your shoe so who am I to critisize, and you barely walk in this shoe, your always going bare-foot, don't be afraid to wear the shoe even if it's ugly!

 

[Abaddon]

I smell disaster

 

[Movies205]

It's like you know me.

Get out of my soul!

It's a curse I assure you!

 

[Master Chief]

I want a metaphor, and another Hype Poster.

 

[Movies205]

I want a metaphor, and another Hype Poster.

You are the boy who always wanted two forchune cookies, but little did you know had the chinese lady given you 2 forchune cookies you would of wanted three but don't lull yourself into a false hope that someone would actually care for your pathetic seal carcus, no, the chinese lady is actually a jew, so she's quite cheap and would never give you another one, so please for the sake of irony, when you kill yourself use 2 forchune cookies

 

[Master Chief]

You are the boy who always wanted two forchune cookies, but little did you know had the chinese lady given you 2 forchune cookies you would of wanted three but don't lull yourself into a false hope that someone would actually care for your pathetic seal carcus, no, the chinese lady is actually a jew, so she's quite cheap and would never give you another one, so please for the sake of irony, when you kill yourself use 2 forchune cookies

Everything made sense up until the Jew lady, lol. Yer awesome at this. Gimme another one.

 

[Movies205]

Everything made sense up until the Jew lady, lol. Yer awesome at this. Gimme another one.

Writing is my bag so when I fail horribly, I'll become a sleazy tabloid writer or a ****ty horiscope writer, might as well practice one of my future careers And did you not READ YOUR DAMN METAPHORE, it was saying YOU ONLY GET ONE YOU STUPID GIT!!!

 

[Master Chief]

But I want another, and no one else is around anyway.

 

[Movies205]

But I want another, and no one else is around anyway.

I'll give you some trivia, this thread was originally going be "Well I was around for a hour and now good bye" but I thought that'd be too narcistic so I disguised it as such

 

[Silverstein]

Dude, these are actually deep. Like as stupid as you try to make them sound, they're actually awesome. I want one!!!

 

[Master Chief]

I'll give you some trivia, this thread was originally going be "Well I was around for a hour and now good bye" but I thought that'd be too narcistic so I disguised it as such

Sweeet. If this gets made into a movie, that's going on the IMDB trivia.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I DEMAND! a metaphor

 

[Movies205]

Dude, these are actually deep. Like as stupid as you try to make them sound, they're actually awesome. I want one!!!

I don't know if that's a compliment or not, or if I found the rare breed that understands my pretencious faux insanity but none the less I've been summoned

Food the variety is quite a bit, from all round the world there's different specialities but in the end it doesn't change the fact that food serves one singular purpose and when that is realized it's all the same whether it's Moo-Shu Pork or Monkey Brains, it's all the same, it's broken down by the same acids and what not, and comes out the same way... So when you're morsel of food that's been broken down to nothing but waste and your floating down that river called sewage just remember you could of been Moo-Shoo Pork but all you are is ****.

 

[Silverstein]

Yay!!

 

[Movies205]

I DEMAND! a metaphor

As you cross the street you see a woman, she's absolutely gorgeous, tight ass and a huge rack, but what catches your dick is not the rack or the ass, but quite frankly her sexy flowing blonde hair and for some strange reason and it might be the vodka you just had you get a crazy notion to go up to her and talk to her, you do, and one thing leads to another and you get her number but as you walk out, you notice a crusty old disgusting hippie but what catches your eye is not his broken disgusting fingernails or his homeless like clothes but his wavy blonde hair is the same as that woman, and her number now resides next to a half eaten cheese-burger and a used tampon.

 

[Master Chief]

As you cross the street you see a woman, she's absolutely gorgeous, tight ass and a huge rack, but what catches your dick is not the rack or the ass, but quite frankly her sexy flowing blonde hair and for some strange reason and it might be the vodka you just had you get a crazy notion to go up to her and talk to her, you do, and one thing leads to another and you get her number but as you walk out, you notice a crusty old disgusting hippie but what catches your eye is not his broken disgusting fingernails or his homeless like clothes but his wavy blonde hair is the same as that woman, and her number now resides next to a half eaten cheese-burger and a used tampon.

lol, funniest thing I've read this week.

 

[Movies205]

lol, funniest thing I've read this week.

Hustler not meant to be funny

 

[hippie_hunter]

As you cross the street you see a woman, she's absolutely gorgeous, tight ass and a huge rack, but what catches your dick is not the rack or the ass, but quite frankly her sexy flowing blonde hair and for some strange reason and it might be the vodka you just had you get a crazy notion to go up to her and talk to her, you do, and one thing leads to another and you get her number but as you walk out, you notice a crusty old disgusting hippie but what catches your eye is not his broken disgusting fingernails or his homeless like clothes but his wavy blonde hair is the same as that woman, and her number now resides next to a half eaten cheese-burger and a used tampon.

A gay hippy, good god!

 

[Movies205]

A gay hippy, good god!

And such is life, along with the ****ty gas mileage!