I Present Your Life In Metaphore!

[Silverstein]

I'm Not Korean!!!

 

[Socrates]

If Grimm Reaper can get two metaphores I should get one, dammit.

 

[Master Chief]

Looks like I just got two kickass metaphors, one that I can apply to my actual self and another that's just random car driving. lol, I owned the metaphor man.

 

[Movies205]

If Grimm Reaper can get two metaphores I should get one, dammit.

He didn't get two though

MC, what hte **** are you babbling about? And where are you guys when I need you go to the other thread! Metaphores for all who go there!

 

[Corinthian™]

IT's because his lover has returned after all this time, he's had to suffer with toven

she IS a *****

 

[Master Chief]

He didn't get two though

MC, what hte **** are you babbling about? And where are you guys when I need you go to the other thread! Metaphores for all who go there!

I'm Grimm Reaper! April fools! About... a little too early.

 

[Movies205]

she IS a *****

It's because of the AIDs, the girl's got baggage and not the kind, you can leave at the airport

 

[Corinthian™]

I'm Not Korean!!!

shut the **** up. You are annoying

kthxbai

 

[Movies205]

I'm Grimm Reaper! April fools! About... a little too early.

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little sad people are going nuts over these metaphores, it's not like there ultra rare pokemon cards ,or are they?

 

[Socrates]

He didn't get two though

MC, what hte **** are you babbling about? And where are you guys when I need you go to the other thread! Metaphores for all who go there!

Not until you give me a metaphore, b**ch.

 

[Movies205]

Not until you give me a metaphore, b**ch.

Fine... <--- That's the metaphore, look how deep it is, it's a metaphore that incorporates george bush and santa, that's how ****ing hardcore it is, THINK ABOUT IT!

 

[Master Chief]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little sad people are going nuts over these metaphores, it's not like there ultra rare pokemon cards ,or are they?

They are my life man, I'm gonna print them out and frame them and read them for inspiration.

 

[Corinthian™]

It's because of the AIDs, the girl's got baggage and not the kind, you can leave at the airport

you CAN give that kind of stuff at the airport

High Mile STD Club

 

[Movies205]

you CAN give that kind of stuff at the airport

High Mile STD Club

In crusty stale old taco though? Or is that just in Ol'Mexico?

 

[Corinthian™]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little sad people are going nuts over these metaphores, it's not like there ultra rare pokemon cards ,or are they?

 

[Movies205]

They are my life man, I'm gonna print them out and frame them and read them for inspiration.

Go to Micheals I hear the frames are on sale

 

[Corinthian™]

In crusty stale old taco though? Or is that just in Ol'Mexico?

that's the mexican special

 

[Movies205]

that's the mexican special

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[Socrates]

Fine... <--- That's the metaphore, look how deep it is, it's a metaphore that incorporates george bush and santa, that's how ****ing hardcore it is, THINK ABOUT IT!

It's just... not hardcore enough.

 

[Silverstein]

I have a limited edition ultra rare golden foil metaphor. A metaphor like a Charizard. And all I want is a pikachu. But you won't give me one. You are like a Gym trainer...I have to work hard to win, and then in the end it should all be worth it. Because then, with the pokemon I win here, I'll be able to challenge other Gym trainers....


I think I've created my own metaphor.

 

[Corinthian™]

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every view it's a post!

 

[Corinthian™]

I have a limited edition ultra rare golden foil metaphor. A metaphor like a Charizard. And all I want is a pikachu. But you won't give me one. You are like a Gym trainer...I have to work hard to win, and then in the end it should all be worth it. Because then, with the pokemon I win here, I'll be able to challenge other Gym trainers....


I think I've created my own metaphor.

shut the **** up

no one likes you

bai

 

[DBella]

This is pretty interesting. So far I got the biggest kick out of ChineseFooD's an hippie hunter's metaphors. You are like Confucius reincarnated.

 

[Socrates]

Bella wants a metaphore of her own, but she's too shy to ask.

 

[Silverstein]

That's what I'm saying but he won't give me another...