I put girls on a pedestal

[Holly Goodhead]

You practice on your own weiner, don't you?

I'll take your loudly evasive tactics as a "yes".

 

[Hades]

Who? Che? Hades? Me?? Who has what weiner?

I'm just curious why you have Che in your avatar, is all.

 

[Darthphere]

How many times has the ***** on a pedestal joke been made so far?

 

[Hades]

I'll take your loudly evasive tactics as a "yes".

Well of you honestly want to know, add my e-mail and I'll show you on webcam.

 

[kainedamo]

I have Che in my avatar simply to infuriate sensitive republicans. And I quite like Che.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Well of you honestly want to know, add my e-mail and I'll show you on webcam.

Your penis looks like Josh Groban.

 

[Hades]

Your penis looks like Josh Groban.

Maybe it does, Maybe it does....

 

[Darthphere]

Your penis looks like Josh Groban.

"You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains."

 

[nightbringer]

Read this book my friend.

I sincerely think that it will give you a new insight to yourself, dating, and women. I really mean it, you should read this book, I can pretty much promise you it'll really inform you and open your mind and change your outlook on things.

 

[Hades]

Ugh...I'd rather die then ever end up sitting alone reading some crappy dating self help book.

 

[JLBats]

Ugh...I'd rather die then ever end up sitting alone reading some crappy dating self help book.

The Game is genuinely an excellent book. I read it more as an examination of cult behaviour and male-female dynamics, since I don't actually agree with the moral agenda of the practices within.

 

[Knives122]

Sure you did.

 

[JLBats]

Sure you did.

Like I said, I don't actually agree with the morality of the practices. Had I agreed with them, I'd gladly admit to reading the book for them.

 

[JLBats]

"You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains."

You just gave me the horrific image of a singing penis.

 

[Darthphere]

You just gave me the horrific image of a singing penis.

That was the point.

 

[Lackey]

I have a third eye for small weiners.

I have a third eye for tight *****

 

[nightbringer]

Ugh...I'd rather die then ever end up sitting alone reading some crappy dating self help book.

It's not really a self-help book. It's more of a guide to male/female psychology and how it mixes in to modern day life. It's about how the words you say, the way you say them, the way you act can either help or hurt you with the opposite sex because of psychological factors that for the most part we don't have any concious awareness of. It's about modern society and how our wants/priorities/desires/expectation are skewed by the media. It's actually very informative, yet very easy to read, and best of all it's short and to the point. It get the lesson or point across without babbling on, you could finish this book in a day or two and be better off for doing so.

 

[Hades]

oh, oh, I need some woman advice.

Why do crazy crack ****es only ever go after me ?

 

[nightbringer]

Probably all that crack in your pockets.

 

[Erzengel]

I ...... this?

Didn't I tell you this from Day 1 when you first wanted to ask Vicki out?

 

[kainedamo]

You pretty much did Erz. Pat yourself on the back there kiddo.

 

[Erzengel]

Actually I am doing it right now.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I was watching this show this morning called Ed, you've probably seen or heard of it. An american comedy tv series. It's pretty good. In today's episode, the entire episode was a dream, Ed's lucid dream. What was good about Ed today was I could really see where he was coming from.

See, there's a girl he works with who he gets on with really well and he knows there is chemestry between them. He's afraid to ask her out and makes excuses about it. He decided to use the lucid dream experience to figure out what his problem was. He descovered that his entire life, he's been afraid of girls and relationships. He found that the reason for this is that he builds girls up in his mind. He builds and builds and builds them up, so that they're almost goddesses in his mind. When he was a very young boy, he didn't want to kiss the girl he fancied during a game of spin the bottle because he wanted the moment to be "perfect". Another time in his teens, he talked to a girl he liked and he was severly disappointed, because she just wasn't anywhere near as cool as he thought she would be. He puts girls on a pedestal. The reality can never be as good as the fantasy.

This is EXACTLY what I do. For some reason, for my entire life every girl I ever liked I've built them up in my head to be way better than they could possibly be. I build them up until they are these unattainable goddesses.

So Ed decided he was going to bite the bullet and just ask the girl out. But there was a problem... there's another girl he's fancied for a long time... so it's a sort of reality vs fantasy thing going on. Does he go for the reality or still keep holding onto the fantasy?

So... I know what my problem is... but I don't know how to fix it. I'm 22. I've only had sex with one girl... once... it was pretty terrible. I've been afraid of girls my whole life because in my head the girls I like are goddesses... and the problem only gets worse with age. How do I fix this?

Wow, we've only told you this like 100 times.

 

[justinlancaster]

The best thing to do is ask out the girl you want as soon as possible without creating this fantasy around her. If you get rejected, which is going to happen, then move on and ask out another girl. It gets easier as you go. If you don't dip your toe in the pool you'll never go swimming.

 

[StrainedEyes]

It's not really a self-help book. It's more of a guide to male/female psychology and how it mixes in to modern day life. It's about how the words you say, the way you say them, the way you act can either help or hurt you with the opposite sex because of psychological factors that for the most part we don't have any concious awareness of. It's about modern society and how our wants/priorities/desires/expectation are skewed by the media. It's actually very informative, yet very easy to read, and best of all it's short and to the point. It get the lesson or point across without babbling on, you could finish this book in a day or two and be better off for doing so.

Well, while you sort that one out, I'm going to go have sex tonight.