I think my girlfriend is a nazi...

[FreeRadical]

The Saturday that just passed was our anniversary, and she quoted Mein Kampf in the card she gave to me. After that, I also noticed that she does goose step salutes sometimes, and loves the smell of a burning cross in the yard. Oh yes, and the swastika tattoo on her head. I guess I should have known, since on our first date I went, "How are you?" And she said, "White power." What's the dealio?

Britney Spears

 

[Ben Urich]

The Saturday that just passed was our anniversary, and she quoted Mein Kampf in the card she gave to me. After that, I also noticed that she does goose step salutes sometimes, and loves the smell of a burning cross in the yard. Oh yes, and the swastika tattoo on her head. I guess I should have known, since on our first date I went, "How are you?" And she said, "White power." What's the dealio?

I wish you would have made this thread elsewhere.

 

[Kritish]

I'm just shocked MC has a girlfriend.

Me too.

 

[Ender Durden]

Like any normal person would do, you read the title then look for pictures. Everything else is just the sweet extra. Like a baby covered in semen.

ThatOneGuy, do u mind if i quote u on this in my sig?

 

[StorminNorman]

This is a bad thing?

I mean I have to imagine how kinky a nazi would be in the bed room. S&M!!!

As long as your not of unclean blood I don't see a true bad side

 

[The Kid]

Britney Spears

 

[Kritish]

As long as your not of unclean blood I don't see a true bad side

You didn't get the memo? MC's a ******ed bisexual Jew.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Nazis today, not so bad. It's the Mormons you gotta look out for now.

 

[Kritish]

 

[Master Chief]

You didn't get the memo? MC's a ******ed bisexual Jew.

I'm a ******ed heterosexual Christian practicing Buddhism, your memo is shoddy.

 

[Noir]

I think Kritish is a communist...

Read his sig...

-- FunBob

Nothing wrong with Communism.

 

[Kritish]

I think Kritish is a communist...

Read his sig...

-- FunBob

1. Not a pinko, independent slash social democrat.
2. I just like the quote.

 

[BlackLantern]

If she's a Nazi....dress like a rabbi and have some hate sex....

 

[C.F. Kane]

Next time you go out, ask if the restaurant has anything kosher.

 

[Logan's Runt]

She and my Schildkroeten must be in kahoots.

 

[CFE]

^LMAO t:

CFE

 

[Erzengel]

I'm just shocked MC has a girlfriend.

I just got this joke. Silly me and just quickly reading through.

 

[November Rain]

if she's one of the girls from this, it can't be half bad...

 

[Mee]

The Saturday that just passed was our anniversary, and she quoted Mein Kampf in the card she gave to me. After that, I also noticed that she does goose step salutes sometimes, and loves the smell of a burning cross in the yard. Oh yes, and the swastika tattoo on her head. I guess I should have known, since on our first date I went, "How are you?" And she said, "White power." What's the dealio?

Go Indiana Jones on that chick, son!

 

[jaguarr]

The Saturday that just passed was our anniversary, and she quoted Mein Kampf in the card she gave to me. After that, I also noticed that she does goose step salutes sometimes, and loves the smell of a burning cross in the yard. Oh yes, and the swastika tattoo on her head. I guess I should have known, since on our first date I went, "How are you?" And she said, "White power." What's the dealio?

Watch "The Night Porter" with her and if she gets turned on you'll know what's up.

jag

 

[chamber-music]

I think these guys can Help Her!

By Help I mean Beat UP!

 

[thedeadite]

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew
But I guess I didn't know her well at all
'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick
She's headed for her own decline and fall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore

Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
But now she wants to put them through your skull
And I miss the way things were
'Cause I ain't bangin' her
I'm just bangin' my head against the wall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore

Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
But now she wants to put them through your skull
And I miss the way things were
'Cause I ain't bangin' her
I'm just bangin' my head against the wall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore
No!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew
But I guess I didn't know her well at all
'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick
She's headed for her own decline and fall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore

Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
But now she wants to put them through your skull
And I miss the way things were
'Cause I ain't bangin' her
I'm just bangin' my head against the wall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore

Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
But now she wants to put them through your skull
And I miss the way things were
'Cause I ain't bangin' her
I'm just bangin' my head against the wall

Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
And she's out of control
I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
Janie is a nazi, nazi
(nazi girl)
And I don't think I can take it anymore
No!

I need the melody to this song NOW

 

[thedeadite]

it's by Sloppy Seconds and is called "Janie is a Nazi". If you can't find it let me know.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Your Girlfriend? Your Wife, make up your mind