Idiots you've wanted to smack lately, who and why?

[Whirlysplat]

Obviously you haven't done it, and this thread in no way supports "smacking people" in real life . However who has ticked you off lately. It can be a celeb. It can be family, it could be friends or even someone on here.

Who if we were to forget the rule of law would you like to land a right uppercut, left hook and overhand right combination on and why?

For me it would be:

he has to many teeth and wouldn't miss a few, the reason I voted for him the first time he got in and he has let me down.

- Whirly

 

[Bat Attack]

Paris Hilton, because she's a dog.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Suburban Cubs fans taking their first el ride in Chicago to see a Cubs night game. The past two days I've had to deal with these jackasses, while I'm trying to go home from work. I moved into the Wrigleyville neighborhood knowing full well I'd have to deal with these morons and usually have no problem. However the past two days in this horrible heat it's been the same thing, the station is filled with these morons trying to figure out how to use the machine to get an el card, then the fill the platform and crowd the door onto the el so no one can get off to try and get onto a car that is already way too overcrowded. The past two days I've stood on the sidelines watching this happen for about half an hour (waiting for an el that actually has room).

 

[ShadowBoxing]

George W. Bush. I mean I have not looked at the paper yet today, but I am sure he did something.

Anyone involved with the KKK, [past and present]

Anne Coulter after reading her personal quotes page recently, and for indicating she thinks Bill Clinton is a closet homosexual.

Johnny Damon

Anyone who has ever served on the Citizen's Council (living or dead).

Governor Barnett (when he was alive)
Governor Hodges
Strom Thurmond (on second thought, he was cool....he banged more chicks than Wilt)
Donald Rumsfeld (but not Cheney, there is something "thoughtful" about him...like he hates his job or something...cannot put my finger on it)
Karl Rove
Pat Robertson
Osama Bin Laden
Zel Miller *(for trying to bring back the great sport of dueling on Chris Mathews)
BTK
The McDonald's Corporation
Joe Quesada
Tom Delay
John Kerry
The Green Party *(for saying they think the minimum wage should be $12/hour...just stick to the environment)
T. Owens
The Today Show

 

[Erzengel]

Half the Hype.

 

[Killgore]

Whirlysplat. I hate Millwall fans.

 

[Superman4ever]

*looks at shadow's list* Whoa...

LMAO,

Joe Quesada

 

[Ispep]

Stupid people, generally.

 

[Killgore]

Whoever posts below me.

 

[Prodigy]

killgore

 

[Sloth7d]

.....smack?
Its alot of people I'd like to, but doubt I ever get around to doing it.

 

[Demon Within]

Hilary Clinton
the yankees starting lineup and most of there backups
Theo Epstien for blowing this season
David wells for being fat and sucking
The pats for giving away givens and not signing ANYONE OF IMPORTANTS to fill his shoes
tha pats a second time for not signing Deon Branch
The bruins owners for being cheap
the celtics for not getting Iverson
Terry Francona for refusing to actually play baseball and relying on homeruns to win games every night.
Julian tavarez and rudy seanez for sucking like none other....
Julian tavarez and rudy seanez for sucking like none other (yes I know its there twice)
Marvel for making X3 and there comics sucking since about 98'
the yankees
wes craven for all but about 2 movies
uwe ball

 

[Sloth7d]

Okay. If I had to chose I'd probably smack... whoever gave the idea for Spiderman to have "stingers", and who ever gave/okay'd the idea for the sins past story.

 

[Tangled Web]

JMS for ruining Spider-Man. Topher Grace for being a selfish *****.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Half the Hype.

Im so with you. LOL


-narrows eyes- Beware kiddies

 

[Demon Within]

JMS for ruining Spider-Man. Topher Grace for being a selfish *****.

Im not in the know about him why is he selfish?

 

[AllThingsComic]

Redsox fans for still crying about the Yankees even after they've broken the "Curse".

 

[Tangled Web]

Im not in the know about him why is he selfish?

For taking the Venom role in Spider-Man 3. He should have said "Me? I suck. I can't pull that role off. Get Peter Sarsgaard to do it."

 

[bored]

Brian Michael Bendis, the man who doesn't understand the Avengers, and can't even Ultimize Deadpool well.
The Royals, for sucking.
Bill O'Reilly, because why not?
Shirley Phelps-Roper, since she's usurped her dad's spot as spokesperson for the Westboro Baptist Church/Cult.

 

[Demon Within]

Hilary Clinton
the yankees starting lineup and most of there backups
Theo Epstien for blowing this season
David wells for being fat and sucking
The pats for giving away givens and not signing ANYONE OF IMPORTANTS to fill his shoes
tha pats a second time for not signing Deon Branch
The bruins owners for being cheap
the celtics for not getting Iverson
Terry Francona for refusing to actually play baseball and relying on homeruns to win games every night.
Julian tavarez and rudy seanez for sucking like none other....
Julian tavarez and rudy seanez for sucking like none other (yes I know its there twice)
Marvel for making X3 and there comics sucking since about 98'
the yankees
wes craven for all but about 2 movies
uwe ball

Kurt cobain for killing rock music
richard simmons
joss whedon pompous ass
kevin smith for being waaaaay overrated
the pirates....honestly could you at least make it look like your attempting to field a decent team.
Ea games. Your ruining video games please die
Sony. Blue ray disc? $600 for ps3
Anyone having a hand in gas being so expensive
chuck e cheese for making there maskout a sellout.
the people running the NCAA
the No Fun League
pirates of the carribean(sp?) makers for ending the movie like that
Bryan Singer......x10 for crappy Xmen movies and Superman that sucked
most police officers
brett ratner. Seriously rush hour 3 give me a break
yankees

 

[AllThingsComic]

David Ortiz for keeping the RedSox hopes alive.

 

[moop501]

I dunno what to call them,but I'll list off general characteristics.

• They say man/mang/brah....trying to sound cool
• They think they're the shiz,but they're not. They always say that they're a "playa",but they're never with anyone.
• They don't like trendy clothes and say they're ugly,when they can't dress for crap.
• They LOL/LOLOLOL/Lmao after everything.
• They think Wild N' Out is a good show
• They think Yo Momma is a funny show
• They sometimes type in alternating cApS
• They think everything is funny
• They think everyone who disagrees with them is either racist/redneck/gay
• They think everything is whack
• They think they can beat up anyone....especially behind a computer screen
• They're idiots

 

[The Chairman]

Too many too list. Mostly celebrities and people at school as well as some politicians.

 

[JLBats]

DemonWithin: For killing my uncle
Tangled Web: For dry humping a woman he doesn't know
Wilhelm-Scream: His shruggish ways grate on me
FlameHead: For being the new revolutionary messiah and comparing geopolitics to Star Wars
Super Flight: For acting like Beaver Cleaver on opium
Chelsea Mills: She knows why.

 

[Demon Within]

DemonWithin: For killing my uncle
Tangled Web: For dry humping a woman he doesn't know
Wilhelm-Scream: His shruggish ways grate on me
FlameHead: For being the new revolutionary messiah and comparing geopolitics to Star Wars
Super Flight: For acting like Beaver Cleaver on opium
Chelsea Mills: She knows why.

Sorry I didnt know Richard Simmons was your uncle. BTW

JLBats for being related to Richard Simmons
The yankees