If there was a god...

[Fran]

How completely random.

But still the funniest post in the thread.

 

[Movies205]

If there is a god, we'd never ever ever ever know for sure.

Paris Hilton and Aids existing however not in conjuction with each other is proof enough that there is no god... I'm pretty sure it scientifically proven...

 

[Calvin]

The Devil is not quite as pwerful as God. He's not all knowing. He's merely good at manipulating the weak minded and ill of heart. He's flawed, unlike God, as well.

If god's more powerful, why can't he manipulate the weak minded into NOT doing horrible things. Seems kind of, I dunno, flawed.

 

[Movies205]

The Devil is not quite as pwerful as God. He's not all knowing. He's merely good at manipulating the weak minded and ill of heart. He's flawed, unlike God, as well.

Get out of my thread... You completely miss the point of it... And I won't have any type of serious talk in it...

If you'd like to continue a theological discussion, you can PM me...

 

[nosebleed.]

Everyone knows the Strawberry Ice-Cream is a poor-man's vanilla... No such god would allow such a travesty to besmirsh the honor of vanilla ice cream...

Kritish, fo'sure dawg

Vanilla ice cream is for virgins who haven't broken in their taste buds yet.

 

[JP]

Paris Hilton and Aids existing however not in conjuction with each other is proof enough that there is no god... I'm pretty sure it scientifically proven...

You forgot Movies205.

 

[Movies205]

Vanilla ice cream is for virgins who haven't broken in their taste buds yet.

Strawberry is for hedonists who are on a path to ruin, if there was a god, I'd pray for you

 

[Movies205]

You forgot Movies205.

Movies205 doesn't exist though

 

[Warhammer]

I'm just going to post this on every page of the thread.
Like farmerfran said, it is so random, but so funny.

 

[nosebleed.]

If god's more powerful, why can't he manipulate the weak minded into NOT doing horrible things. Seems kind of, I dunno, flawed.

He can...but where's the fun in that. We all might as well be Canadians.

 

[Warhammer]

Vanilla ice cream is for virgins who haven't broken in their taste buds yet.

French Vanilla is better than regular.

 

[C. Lee]

Strawberry is for hedonists who are on a path to ruin, if there was a god, I'd pray for you

Dems fightin' woids....

 

[Movies205]

Dems fightin' woids....

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

I prefer just plain old vanilla ice cream myself.

 

[nosebleed.]

Strawberry is for hedonists who are on a path to ruin, if there was a god, I'd pray for you

He came to me in a vision. He said, "Get with the times son...vanilla is soo 1940s".

 

[Movies205]

I prefer just plain old vanilla ice cream myself.

That's because you got good old fashion values unlike some people I know who I refuse to talk to out of fear of corruption

 

[Fran]

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

That's because you got good old fashion values unlike some people I know who I refuse to talk to out of fear of corruption

I mean every once in awhile I enjoy throwing some peanuts or hot fudge on there.

 

[C. Lee]

 

[The Chairman]

French Vanilla is better than regular.

Yes, French Vanilla is awesome.

 

[Carcharodon]

...this thread wouldn't exist.

Movies205 makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[Movies205]

I surrender to C. Lee apparent god of the interweb pics

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

Yes, French Vanilla is awesome.

It's FREEDOM vanilla.

 

[Movies205]

...this thread wouldn't exist.

Movies205 makes baby Jesus cry.

Where the **** you been at... Leave it to a God thread to lure you out...

 

[Carcharodon]

Where the **** you been at... Leave it to a God thread to lure you out...