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Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Whirlysplat, Feb 25, 2008.
and avoid being caught...?
What are the key elements to avoiding modern forensic technique?!?
*sends link to FBI*
Methinks whirly wants to do something.....
I second that.
Not really... I was watching Dexter again, and thought he really isn't very good at this. I wonder, could the hype plan the perfect crime?
Alright Whirly, where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?
DONT DO IT!! DONT DO IT!!! Or you'll be spending the rest of your life taking showers with this guy:
I'd definitely eat it and make stuff out of the bones.
O.K. My thoughts. Obviously a kill room would be a must. Like in Dexter I think the use of clingfilm would be good for this. I am truly not sure about his method of disposal at sea.
Now, I thought about eating the evidence. It has lots of plus points, including saving on the grocery bill. I was concened about prions and even more concerned about the length of time and residiual DNA evidence. As a result I decided eating probably wasn't the answer!
I'd burn the body and then then crush the bones to dust.
Dispose of the body? Geeze, I can't do that.
I'll just bring the body back to life! Oh, wait...
I'd take a page out of Nip/Tuck's book. Tie a few steaks to the body and throw it in the Everglades. Let the crocs and gators do the rest
A cast iron tub, a vat of acid, and a wendys bathroom in which to flush the "slur" down.
Watch a lot of CSI and learn what you're up against.
I thought about this. Unfortunately, spectrometry will give away the compositino of the burnt evidence and the ground bone.
yup . . . the less evidence the better . . . pigs work good too; not that I've ever done such a thing
Nitric acid is certainly the best acid for disposing of human flesh. That said, it's been used before and failed.
Pigs, really? Guess they really will eat anything
Kill the person in a hotel room wrap them up in cling film mash them up a mit with a cricket bat then put the body inside the mattress with extra stuffing so people wont notice it and then check out the following day saying what a good night sleep you have had, easy.
Unfortunately with pigs, trace DNA may well be left at the site. Movement of a body does mean possible fibres, DNa in vehicle used for this purpose. All in all this was number one for me also. Do we have a better way?
Yup, in Snatch and the Hannibal Lecter stories pigs played a big part.
Put the body in a barrel, fill it with cement, then dump it in a lake.
Or you could kill them on a building site then bury the body in the foundations.
Very popular in the sixties with gangsters in the U.K. The big draw back is it usually requires an accomplice at the site. As we know, this, is to nbe avoided.