Inebriated Stories Thread

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  1. knowsbleed Registered

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    Okay...this is the best time to post this since I'm not the soberest sbering seober dude right now. So let's hear them, over text..type them and we'll all share in the sharefest of the sharing...file sharing? Huh? [email protected][email protected]@@

     
  2. BRUTAL Registered

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    ... I don't drink. :dry:
     
  3. knowsbleed Registered

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    i hate lihers
     
  4. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    This thread is, um... cool.
     
  5. Abaddon Watching

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    Never been drunk. Don't ever intend to be.:)
     
  6. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Lame.
     
  7. Kritish Registered

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    • Urinated on a very angry pitbull
    • Woke up next to strangers.
    • Crapped into a urinal.
     
  8. Karea07 Registered

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    QFT? is that what you ****ers say?
     
  9. BRUTAL Registered

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    Your face is a lihar! :cmad:
     
  10. Abaddon Watching

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    Lame and unhumiliating.
     
  11. knowsbleed Registered

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    You guys are really killing whatever buzz I might ahve...and i'm very serious...

    more serious than usual...which is verymuchso.

    tell stories...or face the consequences
     
  12. Kritish Registered

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    But all of my really good ones could be considered confessions in a court of law. :o
     
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    awwwwwwww!,..I wanted the story to end with Nose waking up without a kidney!
    Next birthday-Singapore ;) :up:
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    wanna hear asecret?


    it wasn't really my birethday...it was just an excuse for a free lapdance...


    pass it along...
     
  15. Bratgirl Registered

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    Got drunk and once did a topless contest at a bar :o
     
  16. Karea07 Registered

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    when im drunk i usually piss...

    pissed on two peoples front doors
    pissed on the side of a courthouse
    pissed on the side of my school
    pissed on somebodys garbage can
    pissed on somebodys home window
     
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    I have a few stories to share, but they are nothing to be proud of.
     
  18. knowsbleed Registered

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    Who's proud? I'm just bored/
     
  19. The Evolutionist Registered

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    Yeah, I've got a few of those as well.
     
  20. Orko Is King Registered

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    I'm not a big drinker, but I smoked way too much one night and I feltlike I was slowly disintigrating and myhead felt likeit had a bunch of slinkies in it.
     
  21. knowsbleed Registered

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    i feel like crap
     
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    did he eat your genitals?:(
     
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    I pissed on every academic/adminstration building on my college campus. I was starting to work on the fraternities and soroities and got caught one night by the police, they asked what I was doing, I said isn't it obivious, asked where I lived, I said right here, they were a bit mystified by this, couldn't understand why I was pissing on my own house, asked to see the president or highest ranking officer of the fraternity, he verified I lived at the house and they let me go.
     
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    teenager + camera + friend in closet = good times.
     
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    I don't drink.
     

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