Into the Spider-Lounge

[squeekness]

Caught up with some Christmas shopping. It's easier when what my husband wants most is candy.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Caught up with some Christmas shopping. It's easier when what my husband wants most is candy.

Does he prefer candy on the beach, or wrapped in a sweater?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[squeekness]

Does he prefer candy on the beach, or wrapped in a sweater?

Lol, so long as it's sweet he's not that fussy.

 

[Teelie]

Yea, he did it more than once. And his phone would conveniently be dead.

I know he was lying in that instance but I have phone chargers everywhere I go to avoid that exact scenario and I always keep an eye on my battery.

 

[Marvolo]

"My phone died" is usually a cliched BS excuse. It belongs alongside "I have to do my hair.", "My car wouldnt start.", and "I have to help a friend move."

 

[squeekness]

My dog ate my homework.

 

[ComicChick]

[yt]

i wish i could find a version of this that isn't the weird cubed one, but this is my favorite christmas sketch from SNL of all time. it's one of my favorite sketches period. me and my friends had this memorized. it's a little more poignant to me now that we've lost Penny Marshall. Everyone was so funny in this, and it was one of the first skits I ever saw where people broke character.

 

[Lily Adler]

[yt]

i wish i could find a version of this that isn't the weird cubed one, but this is my favorite christmas sketch from SNL of all time. it's one of my favorite sketches period. me and my friends had this memorized. it's a little more poignant to me now that we've lost Penny Marshall. Everyone was so funny in this, and it was one of the first skits I ever saw where people broke character.

Hilarious. There are lot of Whitney vids like that because of copyright issues.

 

[Reek]

Ok we need to have a serious discussion here... Who wins in a real fight... Ryu or Ken? no hold barred... to the death

 

[Spider-Fan]

Akuma

 

[Reek]

blasphemy

 

[2kt09]

Ok we need to have a serious discussion here... Who wins in a real fight... Ryu or Ken? no hold barred... to the death

you can't bangkok what isn't even there

 

[Reek]

look i was looking for some real in depth thoughts here and all you people did was poopoo on it.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Who would win in a fight: Sub-Zero, or a hundred actual scorpions?

 

[Lily Adler]

Ok we need to have a serious discussion here... Who wins in a real fight... Ryu or Ken? no hold barred... to the death

Goku. The answer is always Goku.

 

[Reek]

Who would win in a fight: Sub-Zero, or a hundred actual scorpions?

Sub Zero. Always. Unless Goku is involved.

Goku. The answer is always Goku.

 

[Spider-Fan]

blasphemy

Fine. I'll be serious.

Dan would

 

[Lily Adler]

Sub Zero. Always. Unless Goku is involved.

 

[Iceman]

Akuma, Ken & 100 scorpions Vs Goku, Ryu and Sub-Zero

We need 1 more per team for a Survivor Series match.

 

[Pennywise]

Star Wars Creator George Lucas is America's Wealthiest Celebrity

 

[Marvolo]

Ok we need to have a serious discussion here... Who wins in a real fight... Ryu or Ken? no hold barred... to the death

Who are those people?

 

[Lily Adler]

Who are those people?

Japanese sushi hostesses. They also go by Kyoko and Hikaru.

 

[Reek]

Exactly.

 

[Guts]

you can't bangkok what isn't even there

That's kinda like cheating, isn't it? He's a toy so he can't be killed. Do the toys from Toy Story have souls? Do the bad toys go to hell?