Darthphere said:
I find it funny.
George Lucas:Ill never release the original unaltered trilogy.
Fans:Thats bull****, I want it.
George Lucas: Ok guys, im releasing the unaltered OT on DVD.
Fans:thats bull****, he just wants to make more money, be right back I need to go buy something....
That would be amusing, if that was what happened.
It really went:
Bloat-Throat:"The unaltered versions will NEVER be released because they don't adhere to my definitive vision for Star Wars."
Fans: Wha?!? That's bulls***! At least offer them as an extra or an option, at least just for posterity!"
Bloat-Throat: Nope. Save your breath. Nawt.Gonna.Happen. Those aren't "Star Wars". If you want "Star Wars", then buy the new DVD set, because THAT is "Star Wars". The past is dead to me now.
Fans: :insane b****ing and moaning: :the sound of a million rage-gasms crying out: Come ON, man!!!! We don't want the original versions, we NeeEEed 'EM!
Bloat-Throat: Cry all you want. The originals will never be released, especially because, frankly, they're an embarrassment to me. I don't even want them seen, I want the improved version to be seen. It is now the definitive Star Wars,. So just stop begging because this is not negotiable. If you want Star Wars on DVD, then buy the new boxset, because that's all that will be coming out. If not, well, enjoy your VHS tapes and bootleg junk."
Fans: "*sigh* God he sucks....okay, whatever...I guess, at least on DVD I can skip over Jedi Rocks easily...*sigh*" :shell out 70 bucks:
Bloat-Throat: EXcellent! Alright...sales have finally dwindled on our shoddy, cheap-ass and criminally bare-bones gold and silver boxsets! Hahahahaha.....execute order 66!"