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Is Patti Mayonnaise a lesbian?

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Is Patti Mayonnaise a lesbian?

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Lol I love how you got carried away as you explained their futures, and then stopped yourself.

Also, props for posting that vid. A little Queen is always appreciated.

Queen is what got me to watch Highlander in the first place. Despite my somewhat questionable taste in some music, I'll always love Queen as one of the first groups I ever got into, and still one of the best.

As for their futures, I never gave real thought into it. I'd figure Roger probably became the exact opposite of everything he was in school, or else stayed exactly that and never really moved up in life. I could see Doug becoming a comic book artist, maybe Skeeter became a writer or something like that. I don't really remember what Skeeter was good at. BeBe probably squandered her families money after her parents were lost on a 3-hour cruise with the Professor and Mary Ann and because I can't rmemeber Doug equivalents for them or any other Gilligan's island characters.
 
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Queen is what got me to watch Highlander in the first place. Despite my somewhat questionable taste in some music, I'll always love Queen as one of the first groups I ever got into, and still one of the best.

As for their futures, I never gave real thought into it. I'd figure Roger probably became the exact opposite of everything he was in school, or else stayed exactly that and never really moved up in life. I could see Doug becoming a comic book artist, maybe Skeeter became a writer or something like that. I don't really remember what Skeeter was good at. BeBe probably squandered her families money after her parents were lost on a 3-hour cruise with the Professor and Mary Ann and because I can't rmemeber Doug equivalents for them or any other Gilligan's island characters.

I think Skeeter's talent was skateboarding, maybe he went professional. I can picture Roger softening up as he aged, and also inheriting a huge fortune left behind by his mom... As a matter of fact, I can see Doug, Roger, and Skeeter becoming best friends after college.
 
Did this topic really make it 6 pages?
 
celebrity breakup threads last along time on here
i see no reason why one like this can't :D
 
The Dark Neematoad.

doug-quailman-clip-2.jpg

"Dink.. I need picture."
 
Queen is what got me to watch Highlander in the first place. Despite my somewhat questionable taste in some music, I'll always love Queen as one of the first groups I ever got into, and still one of the best.

As for their futures, I never gave real thought into it. I'd figure Roger probably became the exact opposite of everything he was in school, or else stayed exactly that and never really moved up in life. I could see Doug becoming a comic book artist, maybe Skeeter became a writer or something like that. I don't really remember what Skeeter was good at. BeBe probably squandered her families money after her parents were lost on a 3-hour cruise with the Professor and Mary Ann and because I can't rmemeber Doug equivalents for them or any other Gilligan's island characters.

Skeeter was a math/engineering prodigy, if I recall.
 
As for the characters futures..

Tragically, Doug loses his life and never lives to see his twenties. It all started with a party Roger was having. A party Doug couldn't attend.

Patti had one too many drinks and lost her virginity to Roger. When the video was posted online, Doug snapped, spiraling into a deep depression, where he took up drugs and committed a series of thefts in order to pay for his addictions. He repeatedly went in and out of a juvenile correctional facility.

But It all went wrong one rainy night when he robbed a liquor store.

The cops showed up within minutes. Doug, high on vicodin and heroin, began blabbering something about Quailman. It took two officers to take him down.

At his funeral, Skeeter said, with tears in his eyes, that Doug will be forever missed, and his life will never be the same without him. Honk honk.

It's hard to believe a young innocent boy like this:

Doug01.jpeg


Could turn into something like this:

doug_funnie.jpg


Say no to drugs kids.
 
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As for the characters futures..

Tragically, Doug loses his life and never lives to see his twenties. It all started with a party Roger was having. A party Doug couldn't attend.

Patti had one too many drinks and lost her virginity to Roger. When the video was posted online, Doug snapped, spiraling into a deep depression, where he took up drugs and committed a series of thefts in order to pay for his addictions. He repeatedly went in and out of a juvenile correctional facility.

But It all went wrong one rainy night when he robbed a liquor store.

The cops showed up within minutes. Doug, high on vicodin and heroin, began blabbering something about Quailman. It took two officers to take him down.

At his funeral, Skeeter said, with tears in his eyes, that Doug will be forever missed, and his life will never be the same without him. Honk honk.

It's hard to believe a young innocent boy like this:

Doug01.jpeg


Could turn into something like this:

doug_funnie.jpg


Say no to drugs kids.

As bad as it is, I think Skeeter should have been the one she got with. Gives him a reason to not have his best friend around when it all goes to hell.
It's weird, I always sort of thought Doug, being slightly more based in the real world would have some dark endings for its characters.
 
doug-quailman-clip-2.jpg

"dink.. I need picture."

"WHERE'S THE HONKER BURGERRRRRR?!!! WHERE IS IT?!?! YOU'D NEVER GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN!!!! Tell me where the honker burger is....then....you have my permission to die!!!!"
 
As for the characters futures..

Tragically, Doug loses his life and never lives to see his twenties. It all started with a party Roger was having. A party Doug couldn't attend.

Patti had one too many drinks and lost her virginity to Roger. When the video was posted online, Doug snapped, spiraling into a deep depression, where he took up drugs and committed a series of thefts in order to pay for his addictions. He repeatedly went in and out of a juvenile correctional facility.

But It all went wrong one rainy night when he robbed a liquor store.

The cops showed up within minutes. Doug, high on vicodin and heroin, began blabbering something about Quailman. It took two officers to take him down.

At his funeral, Skeeter said, with tears in his eyes, that Doug will be forever missed, and his life will never be the same without him. Honk honk.

It's hard to believe a young innocent boy like this:

Doug01.jpeg


Could turn into something like this:

doug_funnie.jpg


Say no to drugs kids.
there's a bad beet in every bunch.
 
As for the characters futures..

Tragically, Doug loses his life and never lives to see his twenties. It all started with a party Roger was having. A party Doug couldn't attend.

Patti had one too many drinks and lost her virginity to Roger. When the video was posted online, Doug snapped, spiraling into a deep depression, where he took up drugs and committed a series of thefts in order to pay for his addictions. He repeatedly went in and out of a juvenile correctional facility.

But It all went wrong one rainy night when he robbed a liquor store.

The cops showed up within minutes. Doug, high on vicodin and heroin, began blabbering something about Quailman. It took two officers to take him down.

At his funeral, Skeeter said, with tears in his eyes, that Doug will be forever missed, and his life will never be the same without him. Honk honk.

It's hard to believe a young innocent boy like this:

Doug01.jpeg


Could turn into something like this:

doug_funnie.jpg


Say no to drugs kids.

Aren't these 10-11 year olds that are partying, drinking, losing their virginity, robbing liquor stores, and doing drugs in your story? :wow:

Doug's world is one ****ed up place.
 
wow,the characters in doug were only 11? I would find it hilarious if I saw an 11 year old dressed the way roger dressed.
 
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Nickelodeon's Doug took place in middle school, and Disney's took place in high school.
 
We need college Doug. Judd Apatow should make a frat boy/foul mouthed Doug film called "Funnie People".
 
You lost me at Judd Apatow. Worst comedic director currently in Hollywood.
 
Maybe Seth Macfarlane could do it?

But then again, he'd probably make Porkchop talk. He always has to have a talking animal in whatever he does.
 
Why is Skeeter way back there? Are we supposed to assume he's black? I never gave any thought to race in Doug's world, probably one of the best parts of his world actually.
 
He's back there contemplating if he should be at the Cool Black Friend table because even he is unsure if he's black from the reason you said. :oldrazz:
 
he's having a crisis of personal identity. where does a blue person fit in?
 

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