I've decided to start my own religion.

[Holly Goodhead]

RIP Manties

 

[Kipobe]

I dunno man. See, I've decided it's not so much a religion anymore as it is a movement

 

[Childlike Wild]

This thread is going nowhere.

 

[Kipobe]

The leader doesn't care about his flock

 

[Childlike Wild]

I think I'm leader now.

 

[Kipobe]

Awwwwww but no.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

im the leader, just accept it

 

[Kipobe]

Sooooooo not.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i can get you banned

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am the leader

 

[Childlike Wild]

I thought you had a rival following...

 

[Kipobe]

I am the leader

Pfft. You wish.

 

[Han Solo]

I can see this religion lasting a long time....eyes:

...

 

[Kipobe]

"Christopher Knight goes Kipobite"

In a stunning press release, popular TV star Christopher (Chris) Knight announced to the public that he has decided to give up his glitzy glamorous lifestyle to become a devoted follower of Kipobe.

"I've had ****es, booze, money, fame and semen implants, but nothing has given me the pleasure of following Kipobe, except for the ****es. His ideals are ones that I try to implement in my life because I suck, and he not so much. Also I was always teamed up with Jan. That f'd me up pretty bad. Go T-Wolves!"

Chris was drunk at the time, but his decision was clear. He invites you all to do the same and also says that jack has regular sex with dmcnx. Then he shot himself. R.I.P. Christopher Knight. Loser.

?!?

 

[Lackey]

RIP Manties

I introduced manties to the hype never intending it to spawn a stupid club. Manties should've brought peace and comfort to the male genitalia, but you guys took a good idea and corrupted it for your own selfish gain. Therefore manties was forever banished from the hype.
Thus spake Jeebus.

 

[Lackey]

?!?

So...does this mean his hot girlfriend is available now?

 

[Eric Draven]

I thought this whole thing died like everything Kipobe does....

 

[Lackey]

I thought this whole thing died like everything Kipobe does....

apparently it's as alive as your sexual relationship with dmcnx

 

[Eric Draven]

So we're in agreement that this is as dead as Tupac then

 

[Lackey]

I'll have to wait and see what dmcnx says

 

[Son Of Logan]

Kipobe you stole my idea. And BTW....

 

[Lackey]

Lackey loves the little children
all the children of the hype
all the fanboys and the nerds
even though they smell like turds
Lackey loves the little children of the hype

Man, I made a great Jesus... I should start my own religion, it'll be like the Mormonism to Kipobe's Christianity.

 

[Kipobe]

Kipobe you stole my idea. And BTW....

What idea? And I can't see what that says

 

[Kipobe]

So...does this mean his hot girlfriend is available now?

Wasn't she always?

 

[Son Of Logan]

What idea? And I can't see what that says

Your own religion. My people are called Reflectinites. They should square off with the Kipobites someday.