I've decided to start my own religion.

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  1. Kipobe

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    Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

    Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

    1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
    2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
    3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion. :up:
    4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
    5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
    6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
    7). And much much more...

    I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

    1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
    2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
    3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

    So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"

    :)

    PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join. :up:
     
  2. Lord Valumart

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    it will get run in to th ground like my religion.
     
  3. Capt Throbberson

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    Oh teach me o mighty one

    *kneels before KPB*
     
  4. Kipobe

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    Change your title to "devout Kipobite" to prove your alliance!
     
  5. Lord Nemesis

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    Does your religion include worshiping a dark God of Chaos with blood sacrifices and decadent orgies?
     
  6. Kipobe

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    Well, since I'll be the "god"... and I'm pretty lazy; I'll have to refer to the Sixth commandment (as stated in my first post) "And thou shall do whatever the hell thy shall wish to do"

    :up:
     
  7. Edd Extraordinaire

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    Sounds like fun.
     
  8. Edd Extraordinaire

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    But Barry Manilow?
     
  9. Kipobe

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    There were many left over tapes. Someone must take them.
     
  10. Lord Nemesis

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    Count me in then... God? :confused:














    Can I become a priest of your Religion and molest old women instead of young boys? :o
     
  11. Edd Extraordinaire

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    How about Color Me Badd?? :shrugs:
     
  12. Edd Extraordinaire

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    Well, I guess that answers my question if God has feet.
     
  13. Kipobe

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    Must I refer you back to the Sixth commandment? :rolleyes:

    I'm instituting a new commandment, known as the most important commandment. Try not to bother me too much! :up:

    Now............ worship! :cool:
     
  14. Kipobe

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    They're all gone; some guy with an 80's fade came in and bought the whole lot. :confused:
     
  15. Danger Mouse

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    I'm the Anti-Kipobe. Fear me. Mrowr.
     
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    What?

    The Devil has already taken the goat look. I thought that the Anti-Kipobe might take the kitty look. A fresher look to the face of evil, don't you think?
     
  18. Kipobe

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    I didn't want enimies. :(

    Oh well... bring it on! :cool: I'll probably join you if my religion tanks. :up:
     
  19. Danger Mouse

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    I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend. I can give you untold wealth and pleasures. All you have to do is denounce your religion. No biggie.
     
  20. Edd Extraordinaire

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    It sounds tempting.
     
  21. Lord Nemesis

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    I'm sorry Lord Kipobe, please dont immolate my loins. :(




    I'm off to molest in your name.
     
  22. Kipobe

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    This seems familiar. :confused:

    Also, Lord Kipobe would be the best screename ever!!
     
  23. Gmanofsteel

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    (trying not to laugh) :D
     
  24. cryptic name

    cryptic name No Limits

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    no,
     
  25. Kipobe

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    In order for my religion to work, I'll need a Jesus. Anyone wanna be my Jesus?
     

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