Jag's New Tat (Pic Inside)

[Captain Bryan]

I hate it when someone reveals something horrible, traumatic, and completely irrelevant about their life in the middle of a conversation.

Like the other day, in one of the Superman threads, we were talking about who would win in a fight to the finish: Lex Luthor or Brainiac? I present a very good arguement as to why Luthor would win, then the other guy says: "My uncle and I once played "hide the salami" in the basement when I was eight". I was like, WTF? What kind of arguement is that? So your uncle popped your cherry, that doesn't change that fact that Lex Luthor is a superior villain than Brainiac.

I hope that you did this on purpose.

 

[kritic]

hardcore man

hardcore

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I hope that you did this on purpose.

Did what? Of course it's all bulls**t. Maybe I should have added a " " smiley.

 

[Captain Bryan]

Did what? Of course it's all bulls**t. Maybe I should have added a " " smiley.

Well, basically, you stated you hated it when people reveal something completely irrelevant about their life in the middle of a conversation, and then you just did it.

 

[Boom]

Jag, that is badass.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, that is badass.

Thanks, man!

jag

 

[Wiseman]

kick-ass tattoo Jag

 

[GunBlade]

Jags are fierce.

 

[jaguarr]

Jags are fierce.

Yes we are!

jag

 

[jaguarr]

kick-ass tattoo Jag

Thank-ya!

jag

 

[DBella]

I hate it when someone reveals something horrible, traumatic, and completely irrelevant about their life in the middle of a conversation. Like the other day, in one of the Superman threads, we were talking about who would win in a fight to the finish: Lex Luthor or Brainiac? I present a very good arguement as to why Luthor would win, then the other guy says: "My uncle and I once played "hide the salami" in the basement when I was eight". I was like, WTF? What kind of arguement is that? So your uncle popped your cherry, that doesn't change that fact that Lex Luthor is a superior villain than Brainiac.

That is so traumatic I was brought to tears. Definitely worse than the beatings I got.

Hope I annoyed you once again by bringing up my horrible childhood experience.

 

[shinlyle]

Hi Folks,
Yesterday I finally realized a goal I've been working towards for nearly three years. I finally found the right artist to do a custom tattoo of my jaguar, and he put it onto my skin yesterday. It's on my left shoulder, across the shoulder blade. It turned out better than I'd imagined. As you can very well guess, this tattoo means a great deal to me for many reasons. This was taken immediately after he'd finished working on me, so the skin is a little red, but not too bad. There's a little bit of glare, but you can see most of it. We did it all in a single sitting of 3 1/2 hours with a 5-10 minute break. This was my first tattoo, and I'm looking at getting a matching one of this guy on my right shoulder blade, only doing him as a black jaguar. I'm happy with it, and thought I'd share.

Cheers,
jag

Looks great, man! Maybe one day I'll draw something of my own that I'm not too critical of, and I'll get a tatoo of it. Until then, I remain unmarked...

 

[TheSumOfGod]

That is so traumatic I was brought to tears. Definitely worse than the beatings I got.

Hope I annoyed you once again by bringing up my horrible childhood experience.

God you're annoying... I'm starting to suspect that you actually deserved those beatings you got.

 

[The Kingpin]

God you're annoying... I'm starting to suspect that you actually deserved those beatings you got.

Agreed. Nobody cares, attention ****e.

 

[AmerikazMostWanted]

that looks kinda gay the artist should of made the jaguar look a little more intimidating looks like some lil baby one is hanging on your back oh and get a tan

 

[DBella]

God you're annoying... I'm starting to suspect that you actually deserved those beatings you got.

Yes, to the "annoying" part - but only to those who gets on my nerves. But you're okay and it was all a jest.

You make up good stories, by the way.

 

[DBella]

Agreed. Nobody cares, attention ****e.

Geez, aren't we the judgemental one!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Whoa. Pretty radical tattoo!

 

[blueyedgypsy]

that looks kinda gay the artist should of made the jaguar look a little more intimidating looks like some lil baby one is hanging on your back oh and get a tan

Isn't he an amazing, insightful person, folks? Lets all give him a big hand! Wow! That was the boobiest comment I've seen in MONTHS. What are you, 12?

Jag: As an artist myself, I really like it! I'm glad that (outside of the bloody slashes...but those are forgivible, aye? ) within the classic format, you decided to make it an art piece stylized origionally and closer to the actual animal than as opposed to the cliche, caricature look-how-mean-my-shoulder-is-now-I-don't-feel-so-badly-about-my-genital-deformity thing that so many of the soulless, unimaginative, lets-get-drunk-and-get-a-random-thing-that-means-nothing engraved-permanently-on-our-flesh jaggovs who end up being tr0lls online do.

Good job, hey! Proud of you

 

[jaguarr]

shinlyle: Thanks, man! You've got the artistic skills, so I'm sure some day you'll design something that you'll like enough to get it inked on you.

G2K: Thanks!

blueyedgypsy: Thank you very much. This is something I've been trying to find the right artist to do for almost three years, now. The tattoo I wanted was never about getting something because I thought it was cool or to make up for a high-swingin' peter. The jaguar is my spirit animal, and as such commands a very healthy amount of respect from me including in how I would want to depict a jag on my body. It's a very, very spiritual and meaningful piece of artwork to me, and I wanted it to be as true to the animal as possible. The tattoo artist and I spent a lot of time looking at the markings, the build and the musculature of jaguars to make certain we could really capture the likeness of one as closely as we could (as opposed to someone's idea of what one should look like). As a matter of fact, I very much like the fact that the jag's face, particularly in th eye, has a certain serenity and peacefulness to it. It makes me think he's where he wants to be and he's centered and at peace with it all which is a perfect compliment to so much power. The slash marks and the shadowing came about from a conversation he and I had about "What if this thing really had jumped on your back? What would that look like?" We kept the claw marks within reason and tasteful, I feel, and they fit the animal and the scene portrayed there so they aren't out of place or done strictly because they'll look cool or something. All in all, it turned out better than I'd ever imagined and I'm very happy with it.

Cheers!
jag

 

[AmerikazMostWanted]

naw im just speakin my mind

 

[jaguarr]

naw im just speakin my mind

Perhaps if you spent some of your time learning how to properly employ punctuation, grammar and spelling as well as making attempts to provide sincere and constructive feedback, I would regard your commentary as something more than the childish attempts of an unsophisticated illiterate, starved for any kind of attention and trying to get someone to notice them by hurling empty, meaningless insults completely devoid of any sort of intellectual or logical thought process behind them and only constructed, however crude and rudimentary, for the sole purpose of deriving some sort of rise out of their intended target. But, as it stands, this is not the case and I only respond to you to advise you that you may be perhaps one of the more inane and lesser trolls I've ever come across in the entire history of the internet. At least the standards you set for yourself are easily obtainable.

Regards,
jag

 

[Draw4u]

Very nice tattoo, your artist does excellent work.

 

[Atrax robustus]

Perhaps if you spent some of your time learning how to properly employ punctuation, grammar and spelling as well as making attempts to provide sincere and constructive feedback, I would regard your commentary as something more than the childish attempts of an unsophisticated illiterate, starved for any kind of attention and trying to get someone to notice them by hurling empty, meaningless insults completely devoid of any sort of intellectual or logical thought process behind them and only constructed, however crude and rudimentary, for the sole purpose of deriving some sort of rise out of their intended target. But, as it stands, this is not the case and I only respond to you to advise you that you may be perhaps one of the more inane and lesser trolls I've ever come across in the entire history of the internet. At least the standards you set for yourself are easily obtainable.

Regards,
jag

QUALITY POST!!!!!

 

[AmerikazMostWanted]

Perhaps if you spent some of your time learning how to properly employ punctuation, grammar and spelling as well as making attempts to provide sincere and constructive feedback, I would regard your commentary as something more than the childish attempts of an unsophisticated illiterate, starved for any kind of attention and trying to get someone to notice them by hurling empty, meaningless insults completely devoid of any sort of intellectual or logical thought process behind them and only constructed, however crude and rudimentary, for the sole purpose of deriving some sort of rise out of their intended target. But, as it stands, this is not the case and I only respond to you to advise you that you may be perhaps one of the more inane and lesser trolls I've ever come across in the entire history of the internet. At least the standards you set for yourself are easily obtainable.

Regards,
jag

bla bla bla grammer bla bla bla is that all you people can come back with is saying stuff about grammer? who cares its just the internet im just sayin what everyone else is afraid to say to you dont care about your nerdy launguage with the troll and all this stuff and i dont feel like reading everything you just wrote either too boring