The Dark Knight Joker Quotes in TDK

[DeGenerate10]

anyone have audio of the laugh when he walked into the mob room? pm please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEKVMJK5NEY

This is the best you'll find, bud.

 

[Eison]

Pretty much every word he said in the movie.

 

[dylan21484nj]

one line that still has me chuckling is when Gamble asks the rhetorical question, "Do you think we're just gonna let some freak blackmail us and get away with it?" and Joker answers with a simple, flat "Yeah." it's such a simple response but makes me laugh every time i think of it. the IMAX showing i went to picked up on the subtle humor of Joker answering such a rhetorical question and laughed pretty hard, but the regular screening i went to didn't pick up on it.

 

[Nightmare]

he kinda sounds like the laugh from Michael Jackson's Thriller.

 

[Caladbolg]

In that hostage video joker shouts "look at me" like satan himself. THAT was chilling.

 

[cbotnyse]

Haha the whole party scene was brilliant. Especially when he took the champagne glass and emptied it and then took a sip.

I gave that scene a "WTF this dude is crazy"

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[emadz89]

does anyone have the exact why so serious line he said before he slaughtered gambol?

 

[Schlosser85]

"and I thought my jokes were bad"

"TA DA! ahhh it's gone", not so much the line but just the way he says it, so deadpan is hysterical

"and the suit was not cheap, you oughta know, you bought it!"

"now let's not BLOW things out of proportion"

"why so serious?" so menacing the way he keeps repeating it

"try outs!"

"well depending on the time he could be in one location or several"

"I want, I want it, I want...my phone callllll"

"never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy!"

"see I'm a guy of simple taste...I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and GASOLINE! know what they've all got in common? they're cheap"

"this city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to 'em"

*grimace* "hiii..."

"we should stop this fighting we'll miss the fireworks"

"and here we go"

"they'll have to double up at the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds"

"madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push"

 

[dimmutaker]

does anyone have the exact why so serious line he said before he slaughtered gambol?

" So, dead, that's $500,000"

"How about a alive, hmmm"

"You want to know how i got these scars"

"My father... was.... a... drinker"

"And a fiend(?), and one night, he goes off crazier than usual, mommy get's the kitchen knive to defend herself, he doesnt like that, not...one...bit... SO, me watching, he takes the knive to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me and he says "WHY SO SERIOUS"... Come's to me with the knive and "WHY SO SERIOUS"... Sticks the blade to my mouth and"LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE... And..... "WHY SO SERIOUS"

 

[BatmanEVH]

Here are the scar stories, verbatim. I typed them off a bootleg online.

Scar Story 1: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was, a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazierrr than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. Sooo, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me, heh, and he says, "why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "why so serious?" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "lets put a smile on that face." annnndddd....why so serious?

Scar Story 2: You look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? Come here...hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep, with the sharks. Hey. one day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. Hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth, and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling. Ooh!

 

[james283126]

" So, dead, that's $500,000"

"How about a alive, hmmm"

"You want to know how i got these scars"

"My father... was.... a... drinker"

"And a fiend(?), and one night, he goes off crazier than usual, mommy get's the kitchen knive to defend herself, he doesnt like that, not...one...bit... SO, me watching, he takes the knive to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me and he says "WHY SO SERIOUS"... Come's to me with the knive and "WHY SO SERIOUS"... Sticks the blade to my mouth and"LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE... And..... "WHY SO SERIOUS"

no this is it, word for word i recorded the movie and listened to it word for word SOME THUG: yo gambol, someone here for you, they said theyve just killed the joker,they brought the body.(THEM BRINGING IT IN PUTTING IT ON THE POOL TABLE) (GAMBOL LOOKS) GAMBOL:so dead thats 500. (JOKER POPS UP) JOKER: HOW BOUT ALIVE?! JOKER: wanna know how i got these scars?, my father was a drinker and a fend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual,mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesent like that NOT ONE BIT! So me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me ha, and says Why so serious? he comes at me with the knife, WHY SO SERIOUS? sticks the blade in my mouth, lets put a smile on that face! aaaand, why so serios.? (SLICES GAMBOLS MOUTH AND OR THROAT AND DROPS HIM) JOKER: now our operation is small, but there is alot of potential for aggressive expansion, so which of you fine gentelman would like to join our teaM? oh theres only one spot open right now so where gonna have (SNAPS POOL STICK IN HALF) try outs(DROPS THE HALFS) Make it fast.

 

[gfleming21]

def has got to be when he gambol asks if he thinks he can steal there money and get away with it and he jus flatly says "yeah...". i dont think anyone's mentioned yet the line where batman goes to flip the truck and joker says "he missed!!" right before it flips. genius .

 

[The Symbiotic]

[Scene-Construction Site at End]
Joker: Ya see, Madness, as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! Hahahahahahahahaha!

[Batman catches Joker and hangs him upside down]
Joker: Ohh you. You just couldnt let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? Huh? You wont kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness. And I won't kill you...cause, you're just too much fun. Hee hee. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

[Scene-Interrogation Room with Batman]
Batman: So why did you want to kill me?
Joker: AHHA HEE HEE HEE, I don't, I don't wanna kill you. What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no, no. You, you...complete...ME!

Joker:You let 5 people die. Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, thats cold!

[Scene-Mob Meeting]
Joker:HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HEE HEE AH HA HO HA HEE HA HA, and I thought my jokes were bad.
Gamble:Give me one reason why I shouldnt have my boy here pull your head off?
Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...
[Slams thugs head into pencil]
Joker: TA DA!!! ...It's...gone!

Joker:These cops and lawyers wouldnt dare cross any of you....I mean what happened...? ...Did your balls drop off?

[Scene-Hospital Room with Harvey Two-Face]
Joker: I was sitting in Gordon's cage. I didnt rig those charges.
Two-Face:Your men, your plan.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan??
You know what I am. I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldnt know what to do with one if I caught it!

Joker:Introduce a Little Anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos! I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos....it's fair!
Two-Face:[Harvey shows his coin] You live...
Joker:Mmmhm![Harvey shows the other side of the coin]
Two-Face:You die!
Joker: Mmmmm, Now we're talking!

 

[XxDarkRebelXx]

[Scene-Construction Site at End]
Joker: Ya see, Madness, as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! Hahahahahahahahaha!

[Batman catches Joker and hangs him upside down]
Joker: Ohh you. You just couldnt let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? Huh? You wont kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness. And I won't kill you...cause, you're just too much fun. Hee hee. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

[Scene-Interrogation Room with Batman]
Batman: So why did you want to kill me?
Joker: AHHA HEE HEE HEE, I don't, I don't wanna kill you. What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no, no. You, you...complete...ME!

Joker:You let 5 people die. Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, thats cold!

[Scene-Mob Meeting]
Joker:HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HEE HEE AH HA HO HA HEE HA HA, and I thought my jokes were bad.
Gamble:Give me one reason why I shouldnt have my boy here pull your head off?
Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...
[Slams thugs head into pencil]
Joker: TA DA!!! ...It's...gone!

Joker:These cops and lawyers wouldnt dare cross any of you....I mean what happened...? ...Did your balls drop off?

[Scene-Hospital Room with Harvey Two-Face]
Joker: I was sitting in Gordon's cage. I didnt rig those charges.
Two-Face:Your men, your plan.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan??
You know what I am. I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldnt know what to do with one if I caught it!

Joker:Introduce a Little Anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos! I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos....it's fair!
Two-Face:[Harvey shows his coin] You live...
Joker:Mmmhm![Harvey shows the other side of the coin]
Two-Face:You die!
Joker: Mmmmm, Now we're talking!

Agreed.

"LOOK AT ME" just made me jump
"Hi..." as Nurse
"Freeeeak" as he mimicks the guy as the money burns
"I just want my phone call"


"

 

[XxDarkRebelXx]

def has got to be when he gambol asks if he thinks he can steal there money and get away with it and he jus flatly says "yeah...". i dont think anyone's mentioned yet the line where batman goes to flip the truck and joker says "he missed!!" right before it flips. genius .

I totally agree with you!!

 

[Jspider13]

"how bout I cut ya up into little pieces and feed you to your little pooches!? then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

It's not about money...it's about sending...a message."

 

[Ace of Knaves]

i like the way his says "agressssive expansion". just the way he moves and his gestures make as he says it make it memorable for me. but honestly i think everything he says and does is memorable. he has so many quotes that can be put up there with "i'll be back" and "do you feel lucky punk"

 

[RAITO]

I'm a little slow, but what did the joker mean by when he said that "this is what happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?"

I don't get it.

 

[CaptainClown]

Basically they are going to be at it forever and nothing will change.

I'm a little slow, but what did the joker mean by when he said that "this is what happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?"

I don't get it.

 

[Rorschach II]

I'm a little slow, but what did the joker mean by when he said that "this is what happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?"

I don't get it.

Both The Batman and The Joker have a strong philosophy on life and existence and their own set of beliefs that they are unwilling to compromise. Therefore, The Joker is an unstoppable force. Batman is an immovable object. That's what Joker was referring to.

 

[Nightmare]

Here are the scar stories, verbatim. I typed them off a bootleg online.

Scar Story 1: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was, a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazierrr than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. Sooo, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me, heh, and he says, "why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "why so serious?" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "lets put a smile on that face." annnndddd....why so serious?

Scar Story 2: You look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? Come here...hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep, with the sharks. Hey. one day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. Hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth, and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling. Ooh!

Thanks for typing all that verbatim. I cant wait to see it again.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

i know this is a bit off topic, but does anyone else agree that the chechan sortof repects and admires the joker? like in the mob meeting hes the one who says he wants to hear him out and when the joker does the pencil trick the chechan has a impressed look about him. also at the money burning scene the chechan says "not so crazy as you look" and when the joker says he likes gunpowder and dynamite the chechan nods his approval. obviously this all changes when the money gets burnt.

 

[StrainedEyes]

"You think you can steal from us and walk away?" (Whatever the line was)
"Yeah..."

I loved everything about that line. The delivery, Heath's posture, his eyes and face, everything. It was so funny.

 

[The Battousai]

"You think you can steal from us and walk away?" (Whatever the line was)
"Yeah..."

I loved everything about that line. The delivery, Heath's posture, his eyes and face, everything. It was so funny.

Wasn't it "threaten us"?

 

[StrainedEyes]

Wasn't it "threaten us"?

Whatever, , it's the "Yeah.." I'm concerned with.